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Re: Sorry Xillia 2, 'Tales Of Berseria' Is The Next Remaster From Bandai Namco

Kestrel

Berseria is a fantastic game if you like chuuni stuff. Just completely bonkers. Great fun.

But all the same… isn’t Berseria already playable on everything but the Switch? Whereas Xillia 2 hasn’t been playable since the PS3 days, and fan-favorite Tales of the Abyss since the PS2 days (or via the 3DS port, if you were smart enough to buy it when it released).

Nevermind Tales of Destiny, which has been MIA since the PS1 days, or the Destiny remake for the PS2, which was never officially licensed in English.

Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase Announced For Tomorrow, 31st July 2025

Kestrel

Well, so much for seeing any new Nintendo games this month.

Still, lots of things we can get our hopes up for. BG3 would be one helluva bombshell, though I certainly wouldn’t be able to stop myself from cheering at an Ace Combat or Armored Core reveal… speaking of which, the time is certainly ripe (or overripe) for a Dragon Quest XI teaser. And who’s to say we can’t dream of seeing a new Suikoden announced, even if only a remaster? Or a new Gihren’s Greed finally bringing that series out of Japan, only a few decades too late? Or, I dunno, a Steambot Chronicles remake.

And before anyone says anything contrarian: it’s a Nintendo Direct. He whole point is to get our hopes massively overinflated so we can be dreadfully disappointed with the reality.

Re: Ubisoft Reportedly Cancels Star Wars Outlaws Sequel

Kestrel

You know, one of the easiest ways to make a really good game is to build it on top of a not-so-very-good game. All that work they already put into Outlaws could've served as the foundation of a really good AAA Star Wars game. Oh well.

It's not like we're hurting for good Star Wars games. It's only been, what, 20 years since the last good one?

Re: Feature: Three Laps, Two Players, One Vegas Jumpsuit - 10 Things We'd Love To See Added To Mario Kart World

Kestrel

@Dr_Corndog No, I was responding to your post. Maybe I misread your intent with it? Accusing someone of mistaking subjective and objective statements is, itself, predicated on the same fundamental misunderstanding of subjectivity/objectivity I went off about. The dude you're talking to may be unreasonably abrasive, or strike you as unpleasant... but they're not saying anything that could be construed as misunderstanding their own opinions as facts.

Like I said, that's not really something you can do.

Re: Feature: Three Laps, Two Players, One Vegas Jumpsuit - 10 Things We'd Love To See Added To Mario Kart World

Kestrel

@Dr_Corndog Hey man, sorry to butt in, but you're in public here and just set off one of my pet peeves.

It is actually, literally impossible to present a subjective statement as objective fact (unless the fact is the existence of the subjective statement). You'll notice that the user you're responding to used the word, "good." Goodness is an entirely subjective quality, it is impossible for anything to ever be "objectively good." Even if you say, "X is objectively good," it's going to be a subjective statement (with "objectively" being a hyperbolic adjective in that case).

So every time someone accuses someone else of trying to present a subjective opinion as "fact," what they're really doing is saying that they're incapable of distinguishing subjective and objective statements without explicit qualifiers. And, frankly, no one should have to qualify all of their subjective statements with "in my opinion" just to accommodate the potential literacy problems of others. The onus is on the reader to understand these things, not the writer.

Re: Nintendo's Summer Deals Discounts Multiple Physical Switch Titles, Save Up To $20 (US)

Kestrel

@JohnnyMind If you actually look at DekuDeals, you'll see that the sales below that mark are extremely infrequent (sometimes only being active once, for less than a day). And some games simply never get discounted that much. Bayonetta 2 comes to mind, which has never seen lower than 10% off — and even then, only via third-party sellers. Nintendo themselves have never discounted it.

As for your last point there, I don't really know what you're trying to say, and don't really want to assume because it seems like you're saying something really stupid (that somehow selling old games at cheaper prices would result in fewer games being made). Surely that's not what you meant, so would you mind clarifying?

Re: Former Nintendo Execs Fear We Might Be Waiting A While For A 3D Mario On Switch 2, Thanks To Donkey Kong

Kestrel

@OorWullie Or it's not going in a new direction, and reusing the engine and core mechanics of Odyssey makes it easier to bring in a pinch-hitter for.

In any case, I'm not gonna get my hopes up for anything. I remember the WiiU era, and I remember how much y'all got excited about "all the games" we were so sure Nintendo was holding back for the Switch 2 reveal, only for that number to be 2.

Re: Doug Bowser Promises "Steady Supply" Of Switch 2s, Nate Bihldorff Plays Mario Kart With Jimmy Fallon

Kestrel

@sethfranum No, man, arguing that NS1 games and ports of old PC/PS/XB games are the same as actually new NS2 games would be disingenuous. As would acting like some "local" retailers having extra stock is the same thing as the console being "readily available." And why, exactly, do you assume I have a big backlog of NS1 games? I don't, and even if I did, that wouldn't exactly have any relevance here.

You realize that just because I'm okay with waiting a while to pick up the console... that doesn't make me your enemy, right? That just because I'm not salivating over every little aspect of this launch, that doesn't invalidate your own enthusiasm, right? Just... chill out.

Re: Front Mission 3: Remake Is Still Alive, And It's Coming To Switch Soon

Kestrel

The first remake was pretty solid, I thought, minor performance issues aside. It was FM2 where they really dropped the ball — including on the English localization, which was all-but incomprehensible (like the result of MTL). And since they've never bothered to really fox that, despite it being a relatively easy and cheap thing to do, I can't say I have any hope in the FM3 remake being passable.

Re: Elden Ring On Switch 2 Will Introduce Two Brand New Character Classes

Kestrel

This would be very exciting news... if Elden Ring wasn't a classless game.

All this really means is that they're adding two new preselected build for players to start the game with. And as someone who has made custom class mods for various other classless games in the past, this almost certainly involved less than an hour of work.

In other-words: a pretty meaningless addition whose only real function is to oil the the ever-churning hype machine so everything keeps spinning along properly.

Re: Nintendo Switch 2: Backwards Compatible Guide - What Switch Games Can't Be Played?

Kestrel

@garfreek I have to assume it's referring to the Final Fantasy 1 Pixel Remaster Version, just because that's the only game that's listed just as "Final Fantasy" (though I think the listing may be in all-caps).

But even then, it'd make more sense if the entire franchise had issues, because it's really hard to imagine a world where FF2-6 PRs all work flawlessly, but not FF1PR; and even harder to imagine a world where FF2PR and FF3PR were tested, but not FF1PR.

Re: Nintendo: Switch 2's Launch Titles Are "Sort Of" Genre- And Franchise-Defining

Kestrel

Mario Kart has always been genre-defining, to the point that the rest of the genre may as well not exist. Donkey Kong? Eh, not really. Maybe if we were talking about that Mario game literally everyone expected to see last week, sure, but Donkey Kong? Look, I love DK, but that ape has never been anywhere remotely close to casting that long of a shadow.

EDIT: That said, it's probably worth noting that "a racing game, but open world" has already been done, multiple times, and is MKW really wants to keep defining the genre, it's gonna need to do something new with that premise (which we haven't seen any evidence of yet).

Re: UK Charts: Old Favourites Keep Nintendo In The Race As Xenoblade Plummets From Top 10

Kestrel

Playing XCX again has really made me reevaluate which game has the "best combat."

It's XC3.

Granted. I think XCX does a lot of good thins I'd wish were incorporated into XC3, but on the whole, the pacing is just way too slow — especially if you, like me, are diving into XCX immediately after XC3. I'd gladly accept standing still to attack enemies in X if it meant I could do better than whittling off enemy HP one small sliver at a time.

Re: "Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Games" Are A Thing, According To Official Website

Kestrel

@AussieMcBucket Of course we'll be paying. This is the same company that charged WiiU users a fee to access the NES roms they already had purchased installed on their WiiUs via the WiiU menu.

There was never the slightest chance of free updates for improved performance.

That said, we can still hope that NS1 games played on the NS2 via BC will still have better performance, but who knows.

Re: Build Your Own Skell With This Xenoblade Chronicles X Model Kit

Kestrel

@ouroborous Molded in color, no paint or glue required, though if you want 'em to look decent some panel lining and decals go a loooong way. Think HG gunpla, but at a much higher price — that's a Kotobukiya kit.

Sadly Dalong doesn't seem to have a review up for this kit, specifically, but here's what the Kotobukiya Laevatein model looks like (with no paint, lines or decals) for reference: http://www.dalong.net/reviews/kotobukiya/as01/as01_p.htm

Re: New Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition Trailer Is Our Best Look Yet At The Upcoming Remaster

Kestrel

I should add that one of the coolest parts of the original game was how the open world would change as you progressed through the story (mostly NLA, but also other things, like the water treatment plant) so while it would be a much bigger technical hurdle, I think it is possible they might just add the new biome on the existing map after a story milestone is reached. It certainly would reinforce that whole mysterious "came out of nowhere" vibe if it literally did just that.

Re: Nintendo Is Discontinuing Gold Points, One Of The Switch's Best Incentives

Kestrel

I don't know why anyone would expect Nintendo do to bring them back later, or something similar, let alone be confident in that happening — that's just not how these things work. The gold points were an incentive to get people to buy games digitally, now that physically media is very clearly o. It's last legs, that incentive is no longer necessary.

Re: Review: The Legend Of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II (Switch) - Does The Job, But Not A Series High

Kestrel

@FX29 Fans tend to greatly overstate how interconnected the games are, outside of the base duologies. It's really not that much more complicated than Suikoden was.

Hell, even within the duologies, each game is still pretty self-contained. Like FC is just its own story, beginning middle and end, but ends on a sudden reveal that sets up the next game — but FC's own story concludes very definitively.

And, frankly, the over-arcing plot tying all the games together isn't all that interesting. It's just "secret society is up to shenanigans, for unclear reasons."