I jumped back in as the Golden Fox, practiced each track in a private lobby by myself with CPUs & won that, earned a new emote with five in a row so I finally unlocked an achievement in one, ended up playing the Ace League when it became available & died on Sand Storm II. That was brutal, these tracks are forcing me to abuse boost just to keep up so I don't get sucked up by the UFO early.
Emulation isn't piracy my a$$, most are using it to pirate the current games because they hate Nintendo (the company) or the Switch is "weak" according to them & are trying to stick it to them by pirating without remorse then they cry foul once Nintendo strikes.
Can't believe we get an emulator being taken down, the BS tracks plus more being added to F-Zero 99 & news that the remaining GBA F-Zero games are coming to NSO soon, that's nice to see.
@Maubari the ignore icon exists for a reason if you don't agree with any comments on here. I use it too much for my own good.
@GooseLoose1 the Sonic fandom is already brain damaged enough from inhaling the fumes of their own self-hatred & loathing, what more could offending them add, lol.
I just want a Switch successor with backwards compatibility, more storage space so I don't have to constantly archive my games, a better e-Shop with a filter system so I can filter out the shovelware & NO Joy-Con drift most of all.
Now all the little kids or man-children who cried that Palworld is bad can rejoice if Nintendo wins. Seriously I saw so many complaints on every video that even mentioned the game. It's either a dead game cried the Pokéshills or it's getting sued to high heaven, pick one fanboys.
I just knew it was a matter of time, first a Nintendo music extension channel gets terminated, a user I followed on YouTube that focused Zelda ToTK mods gets terminated, I see some supposed "Switch 2" specs on Twitter & YouTube earlier today, now Palworld is being tossed under a semi-truck called the law.
That's a weirdly fulfilling day because it's bad stuff plus a huge rumor.
An update that kills a mod, wonderful. Now the fans hate Nintendo for it until the modders get it working again. Did the patch skip version 3.0.2 just to go straight to version 3.0.3?
My "Other" pick is Astrobot, seriously, I saw a clip on Twitter where you can snuggle up with a cow bot, while you can't even so much as pet the dog in both Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom.
That clip was so cute & wholesome to see while scrolling down the weirder side of Twitter that I don't even follow.
I'd love it, I'd use either Amy or Shanoa if that was an option. Even some Guilty Gear ones would be nice if that ever happened. But Smash Ultimate icons should be a no-brainer because I'd be using Wolf.
No rage quitting, no inappropriate content, got it. Tell that to the nasty side of the internet that draws the characters doing naughty stuff that I can't say here.
Now the other consoles & Steam can rejoice that the Switch "Wifi Warriors" aren't going to be infesting the already unstable lobbies when it releases in 2025.
I can't wait to use Sol again & see what changes were done to Testament's moveset. I celebrated the Switch version by listening to the games music while on a 3 & a half hour road trip.
Finally, I get to try this out after playing Xrd, Xrd Revelator+Rev2 back then. I guess Daisuke Ishiwatari wanted to finally dip his toes in the Switch base with the current game after being hesitant at first?
Hopefully, it runs well on my 2017 Switch, I want to try out Testament after so many years because I used the character back in Midnight Carnival/Judgment & Accent Core then swapped to Sol for all the Xrd games. Hopefully the past game tracks are there alongside the present vocal tracks. Gonna be head banging to Alone Infection & Subhuman Self.
I honestly wouldn't have mind waiting for a Definitive edition with everything on there, that's really unexpected to see on my Twitter while scrolling.
@DripDropCop146 no, no, lol. Anti-Matter, he had me blocked so I can't read what he's saying. He's currently hating on Keanu just for playing mature roles like John Wick for example, I mean I understand if you don't like mature stuff but don't use that as an excuse to hate on someone for ridiculous reasons.
That user spreads negetive vibes all around every time & if I bet I read a comment of his, my handprint would be part of my skull from face-palming so hard like that one episode of the Amazing World of Gumball where facepalming was causing damage to Anais' skull from her x-ray scan.
I'd post a picture of what I was talking about but I don't think this site can do that other than gifs.
@Coolmusic oh, gosh, Anti-Matter strikes again... At this point he should just disown everything that has mature stuff, he'd just have a house & select books then. I wonder if he threw out his Switch because that has mature stuff up the yin-yang just in the e-shop, you'd think he'd toss out the PS5 which is known for having mostly mature titles.
@Pillowpants, I also have yet to see both movies, & the last episode of Knuckles even though Wade irritates the [Redacted] outta me with his constant whining on how his life sucks.
Have I ever played the Nintendo Switch while on the toilet?
Nope, I prefer to concentrate on one thing at a time. I don't need to drop my Switch if my stomach happens to hurt that time.
Have I ever licked a Switch Cartridge?
No & I don't plan to...
Tune in next time for when I accidentally lick my fingers & taste Switch Cartridge flavor.
I had to individually count how many friends I have on Switch, it's 81, one of them is a YouTuber while a few are school friends, most are strangers from Miitomo, Mario Kart Tour, then Pocket Camp & three are my mom's friends (two who I know personally while the other I'm not familiar with) who play Animal Crossing.
I wish the Switch Successor could have a music player, I'd be binging GaMetal... I think the sheer size of the whole thing would cause the successor to explode, lol.
He has no one to blame but himself, you should know very well not to do that as the company wants to maintain a family friendly image. He fully deserved the loss.
I'm glad that there's going to be a paid offline version, I don't want to lose everything I grinded leaf tickets for. I literally have not paid a real-life cent to this game but have blown bells like mad to the point I was broke for years, lol.
Now if only Miitomo had this treatment, I'd still be making Miifotos, had my poster spots & still had my outfits pre-shut down, minus the insane bans I've suffered if they took away the online stuff in a different version.
Mario Kart Tour will be joining that fate eventually & I will mourn it because that's the only one where I could play my own music choices while racing or in a battle, if you couldn't tell by my profile picture, I use that kind of music in Mario Kart Tour.
It has come to my attention that most on the Nintendo of America channel don't know how to read, that chat was a dumpster fire before the video even started. It was whining about Silksong, TomoDacHi, Smash, games, the Switch 2, you name it.
At least GameXplain spared my sanity, tons calmer & no complaining.
I wonder where Pyoro is located in the museum? Miyamoto must be torturing him for information via the Virtual Boy to give him headaches to make him talk while holding him at NES Zapper-point.
Those giant Wii Motes stole the show, then came the singing Toads by the end.
Oh, s**t, watch some parent not see the M-rating then little Johnny sees the word s**t while reading along to the grisly horror game. It'll be Deadpool & such all over again, only it's not the MPAA ratings they failed to see but, because of said parent not bothering to read the ESRB ratings online first.
I'm sorry if the last set sounded like some nonsensical gobbledygook.
@Picola-Wicola you're just missing out on the glitches when the fans complained about Scarlet & Violet being glitchy, broken messes on release. I only played Red Rescue Team back in the day & I'm not at all interested in the modern offerings.
I remember playing this while waiting at the Dentist, it was fun & difficult because children don't have the best control or patience. Nowadays I bet I can blaze through without much difficulty.
I'll take this game over Showtime, I'm still missing two Toads before I can get to the final boss.
SPP is miles better than Showtime, emotional abilities aside because at least Mario, Luigi & Bowser are in it while retaining the traditional platforming.
It was good, the dialogue was cheesy... too cheesy.
I can't get past this game on Switch & I wonder how I was able to get past it on the Virtual Console. Blows my mind.
At least Zero improved Wolf by taking away that nasally snobbish-like British voice & giving him a deeper, gruff British accent.
Nintendo won't be able to capture the magic of Star Fox because of Miyamoto's refusal to loosen his grip & the 64-purists who hate everything post-64 even games that follow the 64 formula get hated on.
10/10 because that was the first game Wolf was playable in, flaws, floatiness, tripping & jank aside, I love it.
Best memory was beating Intense difficulty with Wolf, that was hard. I loved Subspace Emissary even with all the platforming & horde battles. I wished Ultimate's "story" mode was so much better.
I remember that I got stuck on a stupid puzzle switch, couldn't figure it out & I never touched it again in so many years afterwards. I still probably won't touch it again.
I love this game & I have yet to find all the treasures. Something is wrong with the first commenter, just try to beat the True Arena & then come back here. That was the bane of kid-me's existence back then. I beat it & that was tough like the pink puff himself.
Star Fox Assault is my childhood, so many great memories playing through multiplayer & the story mode. Command sucked & it sucked hard on both gameplay & the story while wrecking every character's personality aside from Slippy.
I hope to see Star Fox Assault make a return someday as either a remake, remaster or an HD port. I give this game a 10 because nostalgia bias.
His skating animation looks horrid, but I guess it's because I only played Adventure 2, Heroes & Shadow the Hedgehog which looked tons better than what Generations has, it looks too fast & frantic.
I swear something has been put in the water when it comes to the Sonic fandom, they get violent, insane, & just act like total whack-jobs. Not sure about the individual that did the harassing.
Filters so I can just block out all the hentai & shovelware... & add a ratings system like how the Wii U & 3DS had. So I can just one star the shovelware.
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Re: F-Zero 99 Update (Version 1.5.0) Adds Five New Tracks, Satellaview Content And Much More
I jumped back in as the Golden Fox, practiced each track in a private lobby by myself with CPUs & won that, earned a new emote with five in a row so I finally unlocked an achievement in one, ended up playing the Ace League when it became available & died on Sand Storm II. That was brutal, these tracks are forcing me to abuse boost just to keep up so I don't get sucked up by the UFO early.
Re: Nintendo Slays Switch Emulator Ryujinx
Emulation isn't piracy my a$$, most are using it to pirate the current games because they hate Nintendo (the company) or the Switch is "weak" according to them & are trying to stick it to them by pirating without remorse then they cry foul once Nintendo strikes.
Can't believe we get an emulator being taken down, the BS tracks plus more being added to F-Zero 99 & news that the remaining GBA F-Zero games are coming to NSO soon, that's nice to see.
Re: Rumour: 'Switch 2' Could Launch Early Next Year, Claims Accessory Company
Another day, another pointless rumor... Guess we gotta keep waiting.
Re: Maria & Melphiles Feature In New Sonic X Shadow Generations Trailer
@Maubari the ignore icon exists for a reason if you don't agree with any comments on here. I use it too much for my own good.
@GooseLoose1 the Sonic fandom is already brain damaged enough from inhaling the fumes of their own self-hatred & loathing, what more could offending them add, lol.
Re: Random: Someone 3D Printed The Rumoured 'Switch 2' Design
I just want a Switch successor with backwards compatibility, more storage space so I don't have to constantly archive my games, a better e-Shop with a filter system so I can filter out the shovelware & NO Joy-Con drift most of all.
Re: Nintendo And Pokémon File Lawsuit Against Palworld Developer Pocketpair
Now all the little kids or man-children who cried that Palworld is bad can rejoice if Nintendo wins. Seriously I saw so many complaints on every video that even mentioned the game. It's either a dead game cried the Pokéshills or it's getting sued to high heaven, pick one fanboys.
I just knew it was a matter of time, first a Nintendo music extension channel gets terminated, a user I followed on YouTube that focused Zelda ToTK mods gets terminated, I see some supposed "Switch 2" specs on Twitter & YouTube earlier today, now Palworld is being tossed under a semi-truck called the law.
That's a weirdly fulfilling day because it's bad stuff plus a huge rumor.
Re: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Has Been Updated To Version 3.0.3, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
An update that kills a mod, wonderful. Now the fans hate Nintendo for it until the modders get it working again. Did the patch skip version 3.0.2 just to go straight to version 3.0.3?
Re: Onward And Upward! This Upcoming Mario Wonder Plushie Actually Talks
I love those Talking Flowers & it makes me feel down when I have to abandon that one isolated Talking Flower after I grab the big purple coin.
I might not get the plush but it's nice to see it.
If you could make it say something else I bet it would mostly be: "I wonder what Switch Cartridge tastes like?" And other stuff like that.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Almost Had A Different Name
It would've been funny if the title was Tears of the Past. I like Tears of the Dragon more, it's not like the kingdom is crying.
Re: Talking Point: What Game Should Be 'Switch 2's 'Skyrim Moment'?
My "Other" pick is Astrobot, seriously, I saw a clip on Twitter where you can snuggle up with a cow bot, while you can't even so much as pet the dog in both Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom.
That clip was so cute & wholesome to see while scrolling down the weirder side of Twitter that I don't even follow.
Re: Soapbox: Switch Really Needs Third-Party Profile Icons - Here Are Our Top Picks
I'd love it, I'd use either Amy or Shanoa if that was an option. Even some Guilty Gear ones would be nice if that ever happened. But Smash Ultimate icons should be a no-brainer because I'd be using Wolf.
Re: Nintendo Updates Content Creation Guidelines To Clamp Down On Multiplayer Meddling
No rage quitting, no inappropriate content, got it. Tell that to the nasty side of the internet that draws the characters doing naughty stuff that I can't say here.
Re: Zelda Timeline Featuring Breath Of The Wild And Tears Of The Kingdom Spotted
@Ryu_Niiyama I read that in the Soul Calibur II's narrator's voice & now I hear the intro theme in my brain. I love that.
Re: Guilty Gear Strive's Switch Edition Won't Support Crossplay
Now the other consoles & Steam can rejoice that the Switch "Wifi Warriors" aren't going to be infesting the already unstable lobbies when it releases in 2025.
I can't wait to use Sol again & see what changes were done to Testament's moveset. I celebrated the Switch version by listening to the games music while on a 3 & a half hour road trip.
Re: It Looks Like Guilty Gear Strive Is Coming To Switch
Finally, I get to try this out after playing Xrd, Xrd Revelator+Rev2 back then. I guess Daisuke Ishiwatari wanted to finally dip his toes in the Switch base with the current game after being hesitant at first?
Hopefully, it runs well on my 2017 Switch, I want to try out Testament after so many years because I used the character back in Midnight Carnival/Judgment & Accent Core then swapped to Sol for all the Xrd games. Hopefully the past game tracks are there alongside the present vocal tracks. Gonna be head banging to Alone Infection & Subhuman Self.
I honestly wouldn't have mind waiting for a Definitive edition with everything on there, that's really unexpected to see on my Twitter while scrolling.
Re: Sonic The Hedgehog 3 Movie Trailer Finally Reveals Keanu Reeves' Shadow
@DripDropCop146 no, no, lol. Anti-Matter, he had me blocked so I can't read what he's saying. He's currently hating on Keanu just for playing mature roles like John Wick for example, I mean I understand if you don't like mature stuff but don't use that as an excuse to hate on someone for ridiculous reasons.
That user spreads negetive vibes all around every time & if I bet I read a comment of his, my handprint would be part of my skull from face-palming so hard like that one episode of the Amazing World of Gumball where facepalming was causing damage to Anais' skull from her x-ray scan.
I'd post a picture of what I was talking about but I don't think this site can do that other than gifs.
Re: Sonic The Hedgehog 3 Movie Trailer Finally Reveals Keanu Reeves' Shadow
@Coolmusic oh, gosh, Anti-Matter strikes again... At this point he should just disown everything that has mature stuff, he'd just have a house & select books then. I wonder if he threw out his Switch because that has mature stuff up the yin-yang just in the e-shop, you'd think he'd toss out the PS5 which is known for having mostly mature titles.
@Pillowpants, I also have yet to see both movies, & the last episode of Knuckles even though Wade irritates the [Redacted] outta me with his constant whining on how his life sucks.
Re: Nintendo Life's Switch Summer Survey 2024
Have I ever played the Nintendo Switch while on the toilet?
Nope, I prefer to concentrate on one thing at a time. I don't need to drop my Switch if my stomach happens to hurt that time.
Have I ever licked a Switch Cartridge?
No & I don't plan to...
Tune in next time for when I accidentally lick my fingers & taste Switch Cartridge flavor.
I had to individually count how many friends I have on Switch, it's 81, one of them is a YouTuber while a few are school friends, most are strangers from Miitomo, Mario Kart Tour, then Pocket Camp & three are my mom's friends (two who I know personally while the other I'm not familiar with) who play Animal Crossing.
I wish the Switch Successor could have a music player, I'd be binging GaMetal... I think the sheer size of the whole thing would cause the successor to explode, lol.
Re: "Unsportsmanlike Conduct" Sees Pokémon TCG Player Disqualified At World Championships
He has no one to blame but himself, you should know very well not to do that as the company wants to maintain a family friendly image. He fully deserved the loss.
Re: Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp To End Online Service In November
I'm glad that there's going to be a paid offline version, I don't want to lose everything I grinded leaf tickets for. I literally have not paid a real-life cent to this game but have blown bells like mad to the point I was broke for years, lol.
Now if only Miitomo had this treatment, I'd still be making Miifotos, had my poster spots & still had my outfits pre-shut down, minus the insane bans I've suffered if they took away the online stuff in a different version.
Mario Kart Tour will be joining that fate eventually & I will mourn it because that's the only one where I could play my own music choices while racing or in a battle, if you couldn't tell by my profile picture, I use that kind of music in Mario Kart Tour.
Re: Sonic X Shadow Generations Gets A Limited Edition With A Gorgeous Dreamcast Statue
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahh... I'm not spending that much on stuff that'll just sit on a shelf & collect 50 years of dust. It'll just be standard for me.
Re: Nintendo Announces 'Nintendo Museum Direct'
It has come to my attention that most on the Nintendo of America channel don't know how to read, that chat was a dumpster fire before the video even started. It was whining about Silksong, TomoDacHi, Smash, games, the Switch 2, you name it.
At least GameXplain spared my sanity, tons calmer & no complaining.
Re: It's Official, The Nintendo Museum Opens October 2024
I wonder where Pyoro is located in the museum? Miyamoto must be torturing him for information via the Virtual Boy to give him headaches to make him talk while holding him at NES Zapper-point.
Those giant Wii Motes stole the show, then came the singing Toads by the end.
Re: Rumour: Game Developers Supposedly Told Not To Expect Switch "Successor" In Current Financial Year
Nintendo will talk about it when Nintendo feels like talking about it. I can wait, even though I am well overdue for an upgraded model.
I don't even watch the clowns that harp on & on over the Switch successor to no end because I know it's just bait.
Re: 'Emio - The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club' ESRB Rating Summary Reveals Horrific Themes
Oh, s**t, watch some parent not see the M-rating then little Johnny sees the word s**t while reading along to the grisly horror game. It'll be Deadpool & such all over again, only it's
not the MPAA ratings they failed to see but, because of said parent not bothering to read the ESRB ratings online first.
I'm sorry if the last set sounded like some nonsensical gobbledygook.
Re: Sega Announces New Sonic X Shadow Generations Manga, Here's A First Look
Great, Ow the Cringehog gets the spotlight.
Re: Switch On Track To Surpass PS2's Lifetime Sales In The US
@Serpenterror please say PS2 one more time.
Re: Fortnite Celebrates Deadpool & Wolverine Movie With New Skins, Available Now
I'll pass on that overrated cash grab of a game, I gotta make time to see the movie & I bet it's going to be funny.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (27th July)
I might play some F-Zero 99 if I'm feeling up to it.
Re: The Pokémon Company Banked $10.8 Billion In Retail Sales Last Year
@Picola-Wicola you're just missing out on the glitches when the fans complained about Scarlet & Violet being glitchy, broken messes on release. I only played Red Rescue Team back in the day & I'm not at all interested in the modern offerings.
Re: The New Denpa Men Surpasses 100,000 Downloads In One Day
@Mrkittyhead lol. Same here, I've now got that same feeling that he doesn't want this game, so, therefore it's terrible to him as a fact.
Re: Review: Super Monkey Ball (GameCube)
I remember playing this while waiting at the Dentist, it was fun & difficult because children don't have the best control or patience. Nowadays I bet I can blaze through without much difficulty.
Re: Review: Animal Crossing (GameCube)
I remember playing this game & intentionally resetting over & over just to spite Mr. Resetti, I was a weird little girl back then.
I remember one time I got Don & I had no idea how that happened, lol.
Years later & I bet my animal friends have placed a massive bounty on my head for abandoning them.
Re: Review: Super Princess Peach (DS)
I'll take this game over Showtime, I'm still missing two Toads before I can get to the final boss.
SPP is miles better than Showtime, emotional abilities aside because at least Mario, Luigi & Bowser are in it while retaining the traditional platforming.
Re: Review: Yoshi Touch & Go (DS)
I can never get past this game... too difficult for me. I tried multiple times but I couldn't do it.
Re: Review: Gradius (Wii Virtual Console / NES)
I can never get past level 1 because of those volcanoes, so many Vic Vipers sacrificed trying.
Re: Review: Star Fox 64 (N64) - A Cinematic Series High Point
It was good, the dialogue was cheesy... too cheesy.
I can't get past this game on Switch & I wonder how I was able to get past it on the Virtual Console. Blows my mind.
At least Zero improved Wolf by taking away that nasally snobbish-like British voice & giving him a deeper, gruff British accent.
Nintendo won't be able to capture the magic of Star Fox because of Miyamoto's refusal to loosen his grip & the 64-purists who hate everything post-64 even games that follow the 64 formula get hated on.
Re: Review: Street Fighter II' Turbo: Hyper Fighting (Wii Virtual Console / Super Nintendo)
I experienced this game on SNES, I've experienced this game on the Wii Virtual Console... why is it not on Switch?
Re: Review: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
10/10 because that was the first game Wolf was playable in, flaws, floatiness, tripping & jank aside, I love it.
Best memory was beating Intense difficulty with Wolf, that was hard. I loved Subspace Emissary even with all the platforming & horde battles. I wished Ultimate's "story" mode was so much better.
Re: Review: Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood (DS)
I remember that I got stuck on a stupid puzzle switch, couldn't figure it out & I never touched it again in so many years afterwards. I still probably won't touch it again.
Re: Review: Gradius ReBirth (WiiWare)
This one is pretty hard, although not as hard as the NES one or SNES one. I like how you can listen to the music in the Options menu.
Re: Review: Arkanoid DS (DS)
I've played this on an R4 cartridge way back then, I like it because of the BGM you can choose for each planet. Hello, Dash, you rock my world, lol.
Re: Review: Kirby Super Star Ultra (DS)
I love this game & I have yet to find all the treasures. Something is wrong with the first commenter, just try to beat the True Arena & then come back here. That was the bane of kid-me's existence back then. I beat it & that was tough like the pink puff himself.
Re: Review: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (GameCube)
10/10 game, I played this on GameCube & never got far, 24 years later I played this on Switch & see why it's fantastic.
Re: Review: Star Fox: Assault (GameCube)
Star Fox Assault is my childhood, so many great memories playing through multiplayer & the story mode. Command sucked & it sucked hard on both gameplay & the story while wrecking every character's personality aside from Slippy.
I hope to see Star Fox Assault make a return someday as either a remake, remaster or an HD port. I give this game a 10 because nostalgia bias.
Re: Sonic X Shadow Generations Showcases Side-By-Side Of Old & New Stages
His skating animation looks horrid, but I guess it's because I only played Adventure 2, Heroes & Shadow the Hedgehog which looked tons better than what Generations has, it looks too fast & frantic.
Re: Sega Takes Legal Action Against Social Media User For Harassment Toward Employee
I swear something has been put in the water when it comes to the Sonic fandom, they get violent, insane, & just act like total whack-jobs. Not sure about the individual that did the harassing.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition
@WiiWouldLikeToPlay that sounds hilarious, hopefully you won't destroy any friendships in the process.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition
I may pick this up on a rainy day. I may not consider myself a speed runner, but it may be fun attempting it.
Re: Talking Point: The Switch eShop Could Be Great With These Few Tweaks
Filters so I can just block out all the hentai & shovelware... & add a ratings system like how the Wii U & 3DS had. So I can just one star the shovelware.