Late-night funnyman Conan O'Brien is not a gamer – a fact he'll tell you every chance he gets. As a result, the recent "Clueless Gamer" series on his show has become perhaps his most popular segment, as he plays through all sorts of big-name titles like Resident Evil 6 and Watch_Dogs with no regard for superfluous factors like "objectivity" or "fair and balanced games journalism."

This week, Conan got his hands on the pre-release version of Super Smash Bros. for Wii U; as a self-described non-gamer, you can probably predict how his experience with a game entirely about characters from a bunch of other games goes. Whether you're a Conan fan, a Smash Bros. fan, or neither, you should check out this awkward comedy gold (warning for brief language):

We will never be able to un-see the Villager's "spoon hands" now. What do you think?