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Genesaur

Genesaur

The Mentally Stable Insane Genius

Male, 26, United States

I am in love with Bayonetta.

Joined:
Wed 11th September, 2013

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Genesaur

#4

Genesaur commented on Miley Cyrus Confuses Fans by Owning a Wii U:

@McGruber Exactly. I'm cool with this. Mainly because the kid has like a billion fans, many of whom are the sheepiest of followers who would totally spend a bunch of money to own what they'd likely conclude is her console of choice.

Whether or not that equates to any noticeable increase Wii U sales, I've no idea.

And for the record, I have woken up with the GamePad in my lap.

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#13

Genesaur commented on Eiji Aonuma Wants Mario Kart 8's DLC Master Cy...:

I mean, if the setting suits it, then sure. I've always been curious about how Zelda might be handles in a futuristic version of Hyrule. Would they go dystopian or more like a medieval-ish future, where guns never became a thing?

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#16

Genesaur commented on Bayonetta 2 in North America Comes With a Rath...:

Oh, thank goodness.

Wait... we're confirmed to receive both in disc form, and people are still complaining? I mean, yeah, having two boxes would be cool, but we don't have to pay extra to get two discs. That's fine by me.

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#17

Genesaur commented on Nintendo Releases a Sneak Preview of New 3DS H...:

You guys got me confused by putting "New" in front of "3DS." I really hope the hardware name changes when it comes here. If they don't, the consumer confusion brought on by the name Wii U will pale in comparison. I'm sure of that.

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#21

Genesaur commented on Nintendo 64x64: Mission: Impossible:

@luke88 I loved it too, but in kind of a so-bad-it's-good sorta way. The controls weren't bad or anything. I mean, it was unbalanced, but for what it was, there really wasn't anything wrong with it. I just put it in the same camp, because I played it around the same time, and had the most fun messing around, rather than playing for real.

@JimLad Precisely.

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#24

Genesaur commented on Nintendo 64x64: Mission: Impossible:

Hey, another awful game being featured in this 64 tribute dealy thingy!

Unlike Turok 2, this one was actually fun, but only if you intentionally screwed up the objectives. It was terribly boring if you played it "right." What I remember most vividly was (I think) the second level, where you're undercover at a fancy-schmancy party and are limited to no weapons, and you can't run. Attacking people and otherwise playing to fail that mission made this otherwise dull game bring some fond memories.

What's next, Mace: The Dark Age?

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#31

Genesaur commented on Video: You'll Be Able To Play As Metroid's Sam...:

@shigulicious Er, yeah. Pretty much what I was thinking. I'm also a little bugged at how attached Nintendo seems to be to the Other M design of her Power Suit, which so far is among my least favourites.

This whole crossovers thing has gotten really out of hand. I'm quite sick of seeing crossovers just for tue sake of crossovers. Used to be we'd get matches that may have seemed strange, but felt right. This is just getting ridiculous.

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#32

Genesaur commented on Nintendo 64x64: Turok 2:

@HappyMaskedGuy C'mon, man, you're seriously levelling the whole "no taste" argument on this? I'm not insulting Super Metroid, or suggesting that (I dunno) DDR or Minecraft have made no impact on the industry.

I have played this game, and yes, I think it's awful. I couldn't care less about the frame rate. I hated the level structure, the lack of music looping, and the general sense of boredom that was overwhelming a few levels in. Now, to be fair, I don't much care for first-person shooters as a whole, and remember: my opinion is not reflective of yours, nor does it harm or discredit your opinion, so please chill out.

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#38

Genesaur commented on Guide: Unlocking the Full Roster in Super Smas...:

Well, I mained Link and Marth in Melee, and was strictly Samus in Brawl... I assume that I'll continue to main Samus in this one, but Mega Man is awesome, and I'm very much intrigued by Little Mac, so I guess we'll see.

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#45

Genesaur commented on Weirdness: Sears' Listing for 3DS is Wacky and...:

It's really not that bad. It has a lot of fluff, to be sure, and we all know that it can't do SNES or GBA (mostly), nor does it hage GPS. And its cameras suck. Otherwise, it wasn't really that far off.

No gamers would be fooled, and parents would likely hardly notice.

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#48

Genesaur commented on Wii U Version of Watch Dogs to Miss Out on DLC:

Not that anyone should be surprised, but is there even a point to this version, any more? I mean, the delay is one thing - make it the best it can be, or whatever. Making it without any interest in giving the players somewhat equal terms to the other platforms, well, that's just asking everyone to ignore its release.