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Re: Sega Reports 'Sluggish' Sales Of Sonic Superstars And Other Major Titles

martynstuff

To me, I think it suffered from the 'Ubisoft Effect' where it was being sold full price and people looked at it and said 'Oh, it's SEGA. They'll put it on sale on the eShop in a couple weeks' and just waited it out. Whether the game sells well in the long run I don't know.

Oh and the £54 price tag was a bit brazen. That, to me, was a turn off. I think SuperStars is very much a 'stick it on the Boomerang Rentals list' game

Re: EVO Would Happily Welcome Back Smash Bros. Tournaments

martynstuff

To be honest, I just don't think Nintendo are interested in the competitive stage or being involved in it. Not to say they oppose it outright it's just obviously there's all those controversies a few years back and there has been certain voices from the community who have been 'passionate' about how the competitive community have 'made Smash what it is' and really I don't think that helps win them over either. Take in the matter of the numerous 'salty compilation' videos on YT and you've got to think that Nintendo are sitting there going 'im sorry but destroying our controllers isn't really doing yourself a favour'*
Anyway, back to the topic hand, I guess EVO saying Smash is welcome back in the fold if it ever feels like is an olive branch. Whether it happens is another matter.

Anyway, who remembers Nick All-Star Brawl 2? I've only just reminded myself that was something that existed. You'd think that would be on the list for it's first year.

*I should point out that not every competitive player is a jerk. Tom, who led the Smash UK group, was very welcoming and patient with me when telling me the ins and outs of the technical game.

Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Is Adding New Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Spirits

martynstuff

Ok, I'm willing to bet that

  • Ogrepon + Terapagos spirit will be green alt Lucina with the Ore Club and 3 Squirtle of varying size and they get a sudden Final Smash
  • Koraidon will be Charizard who's stats increase after eating. Probably favours side specials.
  • Miraidon will be purple Charizard who's stats increase after eating. Equipped screw attack badge.
    (Maybe the above two could be enhanced into thier full forms)
  • The three starters will be Pokémon Trainerx3. Fighter become difficult to launch after a while (to emulate terastalisation)

Re: Pokémon Scarlet And Violet New Tera Raid Battle & Mass Outbreak Now Live

martynstuff

@RubyCarbuncle

  • They never said they were suing
  • Weren't you supposed to be taking a break from NL for a few months? IIRC, it's for your own mental health in which case maybe log off, don't orbit the site. You'll only make it worse for yourself in the end. I'm sure others can do the ranting on your behalf while you step away. Go focus on your own well-being. NL will still be here when you come back.

Re: Soapbox: Game Freak Could Actually Learn A Thing Or Two From Palworld

martynstuff

Here's a hot take that someone will take issue with-
People want GF to take time with the games which understandable but the thing is, people don't have patience. When you see content creators post videos with titles like 'Black and White 3 coming in 2024?!' you can bet people will eat that up.

I am willing to bet that once Pokémon Day comes round this year, people will start their speculation about 'Legends 2/Black and White remakes/Let's Go Johto/BW3' then get salty when it doesn't happen because they got caught up in thier own hype. Quit anticipating a new game every year. Quit tiger mom-ing GF. Quit ridiculing people who enjoy the games. In fact, if you feel let down by recent entries, quit Pokémon. I did for a while and it did me no harm. I see people being passionate about developers having a good work environment but I don't think the incessant bickering and snide remarks aren't doing anyone working on the games any favours.
To me, Pokémon doesn't need to 'evolve'. It needs to level up at it's own pace and become it's own unique thing. There are loads of Poke-likes out there to cater for your needs in the meantime.

I know it seems like I'm saying people are predictable but in order to save you time, here's a link to the meme you're probably going use to dismiss what I've said-
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1EJbXtWAAAcuix.jpg

Re: Splatoon 3's Mincemeat Metalworks Stage Will Temporarily Close Next Week

martynstuff

Mincemeat Metalworks sounds like a workplace that ABSOLUTELY has a perfect Health & Safety record. Yes, it may look like there's blood all over the ground and walls but it's just ink. I can absolutely assure you that Murch is the same Murch from Splatoon 2 and wasn't replaced with someone who looks older. Maybe he's had a growth spurt and not been ground up for some reason...

Re: Nintendo Donating 50 Million Yen To Aid Japan's Earthquake Victims

martynstuff

"But yeah, go ahead and mock me for questioning their virtue signaling, I don’t care"

Ok then. PinderSchloss has a point about the thunderous applause. It's not fair so I think we should all applaud them for making a comment. Clap clap clap Woooo! Yeah! Sock it the corps, you Pondland Russell Brand cheering and hollering PinderSchloss translates as 'nuthouse' a parade of dancers dressed as an obscure Addams Family character marches across the street as lively music blares C'mon guys, let's party or you might get called a shill or fanboy a float appears with all of your favourite 'I'm Not Afraid to Criticise Nintendo' YouTubers. They're waving to everyone because that strengthens the parasocial relationship between them and thier 'fans' Look! A choir are singing and wearing paper mache masks of the world's best special Nintendo Life commenter clap clap clap yeeeeeeah!

Re: Nintendo Donating 50 Million Yen To Aid Japan's Earthquake Victims

martynstuff

@PinderSchloss where was that energy when Square and Capcom donated? Besides, aren't you using this story of a disaster to do some point scoring right now? Lots of buildings totaled by an earthquake and you choose to shout at a building because it has the word 'Nintendo' on it. Stop shouting at buildings, you weird person who picks fights with buildings.

Re: Poll: Pokémon Scarlet & Violet's Free Epilogue Lands On Switch Today, Will You Be Playing It?

martynstuff

I mean it's free so yes, I will.
All that said, I do think it's pretty good we are getting an epilogue to wrap it up. If indeed we are getting Pecharunt in it, that's definitely a better way to give away a mythical Pokemon with a plot point.
After being gifted Zarude, Hoopa, Volcanion, Marshadow et al via Mystery Gift, It'll feel more like you've earned the right to own it. I hope they continue with that way of distribution for new mythicals

Edit: Certainly better than the way to get Manaphy for Diamond/Pearl.

Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's New Spirits Have Been Revealed, Out This Week

martynstuff

For Pokémon SV
Spirit- Great Tusk and Iron Treads
Enemy - Sonic
Conditions- Main fighter is metal, favours side specials, certain Pokémon appear (Gogoat). You can easily be launched

Spirit- Koraidon and Koraidon
Enemy- Charizard and Ridley
Conditions- Fighters favour physical attacks, fighters get attack boost after eating

Spirit- Armarouge and Ceruledge
Enemy- Ken x2
Conditions- Fighters uses items (fire flower and killing edge), fire attacks boosted

Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's New Spirits Have Been Revealed, Out This Week

martynstuff

For those wanting Wonder spirits-
Spirits- Wonder Flower
Enemy - Piranha Plant x8 horde battle
Conditions- controls flip left to right. Fighter prefers down specials

Spirit- Prince Florian
Enemy- Ivysaur and Mario
Conditions- Main fighter is small, Mario wears bunny hood

Spirit- Popplin
Enemy- Daisy x4
Conditions- Fighter uses Lips Stick, prefers neutral special

Re: Masahiro Sakurai Plans To "Wrap Up" His YouTube Channel This Year

martynstuff

I guess it's not too surprising. Sakurai has always one of those people who doesn't like being stuck with doing the same thing forever. He's often said one of his favourite things to do in development is work with all kinds of people. You can see that in how he left HAL to pursue other work. He's worked with Q for Meteos, SEGA for Mushiking, GameArts for Brawl, Project Sora* for Uprising and Bandai Namco for Smash Bros**. Add to fact that he did say he was paying out his pocket for the Youtube series so I can't blame him for putting it to an end. If anything, he's now got a good relationship with 8-4 from it.

I always try to keep in mind that Sakurai left HAL (amicably) because he was bored of sequelisation and people expecting 'the next game' so soon after the current one. I know he's mentioned his reluctance to go back to Kid Icarus and I honestly don't think we need a new Smash anytime soon. I hope he's working on something fun and interesting

*I am aware Project Sora was a temporary studio but it did consist of members of various Nintendo studios

** 'but he worked with the same studio for those games' I hear you cry. True but I think Smash is a special exception because it gives Sakurai an opportunity to be in contact with various studios and people eg. developers, composers, publishers etc.

Re: The Pokémon Company Donates 50 Million Yen To Aid Japan's Earthquake Victims

martynstuff

@Anti-Guy

  • The Pokémon Company doesn't own Pokémon.
  • They literally mentioned they have charity foundation- Pokemon With You who lend support to children affected by disasters.
  • Is Square-Enixs donation enough? They're 'aggressively applying AI' apparently so 'boooo' to them too
  • As I stated in my comment, charity is a community effort. Any other company can donate too. PIL, Musk etc.
  • Nintendo dont tend to self promote a lot of thier charity work. If TPC did that, they'd still get flack. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
  • I think people affected by disasters have bigger problems right now
  • Pokémon With You was initiated in 2011. I'm assuming PWU was a good thing back then because Black and White were good games but now it sucks because Dunsparces evolution is a bit longer or something.

Re: Pokémon Scarlet & Violet DLC To Get A Free Epilogue Next Month

martynstuff

But is going to fix the fra..slams doors Yes, you've said that on every single article. Congratulations you've swallowed Digital Foundry and vomited it up as your own take.

One thing I will say about about the SV is they really went all in with the story for the DLC. I was expecting similar fare as IoA and CT but instead we got a nice narrative to accompany it. I look forward to seeing how this epilogue pans out.

Re: Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Version 3.0.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

martynstuff

Haven't read all the comments but let's try address as many issues as I can

  • 23% of the franchises income comes from the games. I think people really need to keep that mind. It would be like saying Marvel should stop making movies and focus on comics. It may be main source but it's not the thing making the most money
  • No, it would take resources from Monolith Soft and the next thing people complain about how GF 'held back' the next Xenoblade
  • Genius Soronity has 22 employees. Giving it to them would be silly. Also, Colleseum and XD reuse the models from Stadium.
  • People have REALLY got to expect a new game every year. A lot of people say they want GF to take their time but maybe if content creators and fans can pack it in with BW3/BW Remakes/Legends 2/Let's Go Johto speculation every. dang. Pokemon Presents.
  • People often encourage developers to have a healthy work environment but I don't think haranguing them constantly helps. Don't thinly veil it as 'constructive criticism'. It's not. it makes you look like a Karen. A TerraKaren as it were. No wonder Junichi Masuda and James Turner left the company because I'll tell you what, they got a lot of crap in the lead up to Sword/Shield.

Re: A New Pokémon Theme Park Is Launching In Japan

martynstuff

Just a warning guys, PokePark Hisui is actually just a few fields, you get attacked regularly and in order to get to different parts of it, you have to leave and re-enter the Jubilife ticket office.

People will tell you it's the best one but I don't think it is.

Re: Random: The Game Awards Urged Eiji Aonuma To 'Wrap Up' Zelda Acceptance Speech

martynstuff

Imagine pestering a developer to wrap up on something because you want to move on to the next thing. I think people should have more patience with creatives instead of expecting things to happen in a short space of time. Yes, we all anticipate a Switch 2 or Mario Kart 9 announcement but I think expecting Ninte...oh wait, sorry wrong topic! I mean Boooooo! Boo Keighley.