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@nessisonett Now I feel old.

BTW This is obviously the human version of Amy. You see in SF, we'll be seeing an inverse of the real world's "Fursona" trend where everyone has a "hedgehog/fox/furry" in-universe character, and the animals- including Sonic- will transform into some rather mundane human beings.

Calling it now.

Elden Ring, obviously.
@moodycat Wait, "another" bad Souls game?

He reminds me of Big Landman from Burning Rangers. Am I the only one?

I miss my game gear

I thought that was a trailer for the next Fandeltales.

A good palette cleanser after Elden Ring, sure. If I was DONE with Elden Ring. Which I ain't. Wishlisted, though.

@Ryu_Niiyama I guess this really IS a British website.

Hold on, "Foreign Languages" is reason enough to delete a comment?

@blindsquarel Same, I thought they meant beer goggles. Honestly a little disappointed that this wasn't the case.

Elden Ring- even on PS4- is absolutely sick. Love it. People have had issues with framerate/jank... honestly it looks and moves like Bloodborne, with which I've never felt unhappy. Maybe my standards are too low.

@MJA24 I guess I don't care generally, then? ¯(ツ)/¯

@MJA24 I don't care about limited run editions? The point is moo. Like a cow's opinion. Nobody cares. The point is moo.

Imagine a game in which you visit Hyrule’s neighboring kingdom, lowdran. The mcguffins are shiny sprites instead of shiny triangles. The legendary hero isn’t some kid from the woods but rather some corpse from the cemetery in the woods. Then they grab a sword of eternity from the shrine of forgetfulness and travel forward in time to a locale where there’s a foreboding moon overhead and werewolves on the ground! Can Link link the flame? Or will he give into the malaise like so many others?

@DeclanS98 If there was a downvote button I'd click it on your comment. Super dour.

Devs sharing their opinions on the greedy behavior of larger publishers should be welcome by all... especially when they're speaking the truth. Sparing us the truth for the sake of optics...? What is this, America?

@ShadowofTwilight22 Doesn't need the remake, it's solid as-is.

I’ve always wondered which was his favorite game, and frankly this doesn’t let me down.

This game chugs on my PS4... I won't be double dipping that's for sure.

HOLY SITH. I'm down.

Oooo. Wishlisted.

If it's anything close to as good as the original, I'll definitely be excited to play.

@BreathingMiit damn right. I played the demo like a bunch of people, but that wasn’t enough to tell me if I wanted to pick the game up. I’ve barely played OPT, and picked that up on sale only due to the hype and a brief demo... kind of a waste of money for me.

@HeeHo My schedule allows me maybe 30-60 minutes of gaming a day, if I’m still awake enough to do so when I’m done with my work/family obligations. I understand if you’re looking to fill a weekend with something to do and you’re willing to pay full price to do so. I’ve learned to accept that the game will still be there later, and if I can save $20 to buy maybe 2 games instead of just one, I’ll do that. My back log includes some 100+ hour epics, so I’m booked until autumn quite frankly. I’m keen on picking this game up, but hey, it’ll be around later too.

Also preordering is a bad idea, as a customer. I did it once, with one game, and was let down. Getting my money back was possible, fortunately, but that’s often not the case. A little patience pays off.

Though who am I to say? Just some muppet faced internet guy.

@NintendoJunkie That should have been the headline.

George Takei says: Everything is a metaphor. YOU are literally a metaphor.

LOL preorders... Wait for a sale, folks. Always wait for a sale.

Officer, you smell... like a demon.

Rayforce! Love it. If only there were a horizontal mode for TV...

@UglyCasanova Wait who ratted on Harry Potter? Weasley? NO! Granger! She's the kind to snitch.

oooh, die-cast? So we can really throw these at animals and knock them the ƒ*çß out?

One step closer to animal death-matches! Thank you, Pokemon!

Did they really boast 60fps on a game like this? That’s like bragging how you can slice bread without cutting off your fingers. WELL DONE, YOU’VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE HERE’S YOUR STATUE AND STREET SIGN

@Roam85 I follow Chris Rock's advice... if she tells you she's 20, and looks 18, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's damn near 40.

Powerslave's new album, Exhumed, featuring the hit single "I Wanna Rock Your Body (to the Break of Dawn) Ft. Pitbull" coming to a Walmart near you.

Japanese game presented entirely in Japanese gets forgotten by western gamers. More shocking news at 11.

Let's see who you really are, SEGA closure!

:: pulls off mask::

It's old man Coronavirus from the abandoned amusement park!

Oh man... I usually hate on Kemco real easily but... Something about this is givin me some real Sega Saturn Shining Force vibes. I might just make the mistake of picking this up.

Come for the action, stay for the anime girls. Or is it come for the anime girls, stay for the action? Or is it both? Is this comment going to get deleted? I have so many questions.

Love some Gunvolt though.

We're finally living in the future.

More of an Xtreme G racing vibe imho.

Professional archer? lol. That was a good laugh, thanks NL.

Dungeons only would have been terrible! The game wouldn't have stood out, back in the day.

Looks great, though it won’t look this good on switch. We’ll see?

For those who wanted more Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner...

Given the quality control or lack thereof that allows asset flip garbage or games laden with bugs (or in basement’s case- no ending) ending up on the eShop, it’s no surprise stuff like this ends up on other- more widely used- storefronts.

I wonder if the suits pushing things to the store for Apple or Google even play games?

Ah, a fellow developer of culture.

I don't understand how this kind of game took this long and costs this much coming from a developer who can rip out AAA masterpieces...

@JJtheTexan she has got a wart!

Not featured in the article, but it also has a magnetic coating applied directly to the psy-frame.

@inenai Weird flex to "figure out" what it says while you're writing a comment, but ok.

"... in the castle of 'Agggggghhhhhh'."
"What was that?"
"He must have died, while writing it."

Not a single deck, patio or terrace in the whole damn trailer. False advertising.

I guess it's too much to hope for a 3DS style remaster for Switch, huh? I don't want to pay monthly fees, I'd rather purchase it once and play it indefinitely.