Rocossa

Rocossa

Entitled Nintendo-hating manchild

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Re: Dylan Cuthbert Voices His Thoughts on Star Fox Zero

Rocossa

Zero was the worst game I've played all year, it's actually impressive they somehow managed to make a game in the series worse than Command. Poor Platinum keeps getting shafted and has been putting out weak stuff like this and that TMNT game from a few months ago. They're one of my favorite developers, hope they can pick themselves back up and start making good games again.

Re: Review: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky (DS)

Rocossa

@UberMadman Yeah I did, imo it was disappointing, just barely better than Gates. Super had an awful paced story, ugly 3D models with stiff animations and no good loot to find while dungeon crawling. Hardly any items felt worth picking up in the game. The emera system was interesting but making the buffs only temporary really hurt the progression that IQ and gummis provided. Vitamins made your character broken so the emera buffs didn't matter anyway.

Also no shinx starter 0/10 literally unplayable game

Re: Review: Metroid Prime: Federation Force (3DS)

Rocossa

The gameplay never looked offensively bad, just kind of bland so I can see some people getting a kick out of this. I don't know why anyone would want to play a co-op shooter on a tiny underpowered handheld, but there it is. I still think there's hope that Nintendo will return to the original style of Metroid and we'll get a game that the fans actually want. The series isn't dead until they make it clear they want this to be the new direction of Metroid.

Or if they just stop making Metroid games. I guess that could happen too.

Re: Review: Metroid Prime: Blast Ball (3DS)

Rocossa

This game would been pretty cool if there weren't hugely superior alternatives out there, even the throwaway Overwatch soccer minigame they added this month completely outclasses it. I feel like the co-op shooter part of Federation Force will end up the same. The whole package just seems like the wrong game at the wrong time.

Re: Nintendo Wants Mobile to be a "Pillar of Profit"

Rocossa

That pillar of profit is only going to get bigger once they see how much easy money they get from mobile stuff like Pokemon Go. I'm worried they see where the casual audience went to after the Wii, and they start spending all of their resources on that. Or maybe not. Slippery slopes, I guess.

Re: Nintendo Shuts Down Browser-Based '3D' Legend of Zelda Demo

Rocossa

This is a strange situation for a company to be in, and its interesting to see how each company reacts. When the fan made upgrade to Half Life 1 called Black Mesa was released, it could've been instantly canned by Valve. Fortunately that had a better ending than any of these copyright takedowns from Nintendo.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-11-20-valve-gives-black-mesa-permission-to-be-a-commercial-product

I dunno, maybe there's some ancient contract from like 1986 that says Nintendo has to be lame and toss out C&Ds all over the place. As a consumer though it sucks, no one should be happy over this. That's basically the same as saying "yay, less stuff."