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Re: Poll: Rate Your Favourite Wii Games

Noelemahc

Your list is woefully incomplete. You're missing Rock Band 3, which was an AMAZING porting achievement, graphically. You're somehow missing Guitar Hero 6 (aka Warriors of Rock). You're missing Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party 3 which I wanted to give a 10.

(You're also missing Obscure 2 which makes me wonder whether you're deliberately stiffing multiplatform games which were okay on the Wii)

Re: Feature: The Most Jaw-Dropping Nintendo Switch Ports Of 2019

Noelemahc

@xxx128 it tells an interesting story in a never-before-done way (there are, like, five second-person view games in the entire universe, two of which are on the Amiga, but this is the first fourth-person one EVER), it retroactively justifies the existence of the blight on humanity that is ASMR, it is visually gorgeous despite being made by a twenty-person team counting the four people acting as most of the characters, it is the best Silent Hill game of the decade, and it also is probably the first game ever to treat schizophrenia as a condition that doesn't mean writing a person off.

And let's not forget the part where we get a strong female protagonist that is genuinely strong in spirit, and not due to marketing hype.

TLDR: it checks ALL of the Tumblr 'good deed' checkbox boxes, looks good, sound great and tells an interesting story in an original way.

Re: Random: Not All Joy-Con Are Created Equal

Noelemahc

I've used unofficial gamepads for the GameCube and the Wii and I can't honestly say they were any worse than the native ones.

Sure, Joy-Cons are a more complex piece of tech, but just dismissing stuff out of hand because it's not first-party feels kinda... Dumb?

So howzabout you actually review them, including on a bang-for-the-buck scale since a few of these cost as little as $15 on AliExpress? Perhaps there is a diamond in the rough hiding out there among all the "here, have a D-pad" sets?

Re: Bulletstorm Just Blew Up On The Switch eShop, And Here's What It Looks Like

Noelemahc

The saddest part about the rerelase of this game was that while the original was a fun if derivative romp that made you think "hey, this is the best unofficial Duke Nukem game since I don't remember when!", adding Duke Nukem to it actually made it worse as he's shoehorned into the story awkwardly, most of his lines suck ass compared to what the original dialogue does for the same scenes and I'd honestly more eagerly accept that the Duke is dead and prefer all future games inheriting his title to star Bombshell.

Re: Feature: The Best Movie Licences On Nintendo Systems

Noelemahc

Lord of the Rings turned out several movie-based games on the GBA, but The Two Towers and Return of the King were very solid, multiplayer-capable Diablo II clones.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was a very good JRPG.

If we're accepting animated series, the SNES Biker Mice From Mars was one of the must-haves for split-screen racing games collectors.

SWAT Kats had a pretty good platformer incarnation.

(All of CAPCOM's Disney outings were great - Duck Tales 2, Darkwing Duck, The Little Mermaid on the NES/Famicom, and Maui Mallard in Cold Shadow on the SNES come to mind)

Re: Review: Persona Q2: New Cinema Labyrinth - The Last Picture Show

Noelemahc

Suddenly, I feel vastly justified in having played Persona 5 with the Japanese VO turned on.

Just as P5 paid homages to the old Persona games (alas, outright references are off the table it would seem), the fact that this game puts Minako front and center is an extra reason for me to buy it.

Now, if only we had a proper all-games-encompassing tribute game...
(Playable Tamaki or GTFO)

Re: Feature: Nintendo Is Finally Taking One Of The World's Biggest Countries Seriously

Noelemahc

Well, I started gaming on the PC back in the early nineties. I got a Famiclone for my sixth birthday, and thus Bomberman, Duck Hunt and Contra entered my life.

Since then, I've amassed a boxful of pirated and genuine Famicom carts, worked that Famiclone to death, got another one, bought a Super Famiclone and am now collecting a second box for SFC carts.

In the interim I bought a DSi, a PSP, a Wii, a 3DS, each with tons of games, but each time a crisis hit - be it in 1998, 2008 or 2014, console game prices went up while Steam's stayed sane. And now I'm 31 and I can't afford to let Switch take a bite out of my family budget, because a brand-new AAA game on PC will set me back a couple thousand Rubles at best (~$30), maybe less with smart couponning/promotion/pre-order discounts, while a Switch game costs twice that. I've long since moved to getting my 3DS games used off eBay or on discount days on the eShop - Nintendo is probably the only console maker that doesn't give Russia regional pricing boons.

The trick is, which really revived PC gaming in the early oughties, is when the game publisher must choose - do they want to sell the games at $30 but see the stock move or offer them at $60 and watch as people pirate their stuff while hardware sales flag because you can't pirate for this console? Dropping prices to compete with the mass-produced cheap bootlegs of twenty years ago was what helped 1C and Buka cement their hold on the PC gaming market, wresting control from for-money pirates. These days, only for-free pirates are left. Sony's decision to make a cheap budget PSP, the E-1008, made it sell like hot cakes, along with cheap reprints of various reliable sellers like football and racing games. I hope Ninty will do the same eventually.

I still want to get a Switch though, because Shin Megami Tensei V won't play itself, I already skipped the WiiU and Tokyo Mirage Sessions (good riddance on the WiiU, sure, but TMS may not get ported forward?), and I don't want to miss out on more demon-gathering goodness. That, and my 3DS is worse off than my DSi by this point, its age is showing. I need a new spiffy console unmarred by being dropped on the asphalt, snowed on or taken to where "cell reception" sounds like an STI.

Re: Soapbox: The SNES Classic Edition Pre-Order Farce Proves Nintendo Hasn't Learned A Thing

Noelemahc

What utterly baffles me is that both this and the NES Mini are limited runs instead of being a permanent Nintendo Store fixture, stealing money and sales away from Famiclones, which are sold in thousands every month by people who want the oldies, and don't want the new stuff. Granted, the average Famiclone costs $15 or less, while the average Super Famiclone begins at $60...

Re: Tatsumi Kimishima Talks About a Potential 3DS Successor

Noelemahc

Switch Mini? Backwards compatible with 3DS through a clip-on lower screen (sold separately) and runs Switch games but sells without a dock (but one will be made) and cannot separate joycons (but can use external ones).

Justifying and designing such a device is not difficult, really.

Re: Yes, You Can Charge Your Nintendo Switch In Tabletop Mode

Noelemahc

Still a bit puzzled Nintey didn't figure out a way to place the connector to be accessible when in kickstand mode. Like in the bottom of either side, so it would still neatly slot in when docking.

P.S. Powerbank on a plane? Many modern planes have 220V outlets or straight-up USB charger outlets in arm rests for passengers to use.

Re: Nintendo Switch Memory Can Be Expanded Up To 2TB

Noelemahc

I've owned an O3DS for years and only had to delete a game from my 32Gb card last year. Granted, I buy a lot of games physically, but in Euro region, many aren't available in any other form to begin with.
I'll be okay with a 128gig for Switch, I think.

Re: Fire Emblem Nintendo Direct Confirmed for 18th January

Noelemahc

@PlywoodStick I have the sads. If I want non-fantasy TTBS on the go, this means I have zero non-shovelware options in English aside from Codename STEAM, and it just doesn't click with me.
(I've already imported all Nintendo-consoled Super Robot Taisen, and hope there will be more to come).

Re: Gallery: Here's What The Nintendo Switch Looks Like From (Almost) Every Angle

Noelemahc

@r1chard Give it time. After the pricecut it will be a good reason to sell new consoles at the full uncut price.

My biggest worry is what I will do with the HUGE box of GC/Wii stuff I've been using so far. I mean, the GC pads already pull double duty as PC gamepads but all those WiiMotes?

I think my wife will kill me if I mention we'll have to find space for an all-new army of gamepads.