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Re: Review: Front Mission 1st: Remake - Impressive Visuals, But A Slog On The Battlefield

Noelemahc

@dartmonkey the issue is that the caveats you describe do not justify giving a remake of a remake of one of the pillars of the genre an 5/10 just because an aspect of the combat system was not overhauled. 7/10 maybe, but not any less.
Y'all didn't give Dark Souls' Switch version a 5/10 for not being easier than its original release. It got a 9/10. The difficulties laid out in this review do not justify the difference in treatment, you see?

Re: Review: Front Mission 1st: Remake - Impressive Visuals, But A Slog On The Battlefield

Noelemahc

And here I thought the era of "if a game forces you got git gud, it sucks" was over. Yes, the SNES original was harsh, but it was never XCOM harsh with its misses. The DS remake kept the difficulty at exactly the same level and I have a suspicion so does this version given the volume of reverence contained in the music and visuals.
If you suck at TTRPGs, maybe you shouldn't be reviewing them as a job?

Re: Site News: Got A Moment? Would You Kindly Fill Out Our Reader Survey?

Noelemahc

The survey is too darn long =(
It is also remarkably America-centered, I thought NintendoLife was UK-based?
(Also, the buying plans segment was moronic - I already have a modern grade gaming PC, so I put down "Own" on all the component buying questions and so will have probably every other person that built their own rig)
I am also surprused it didn't ask for car model & make or the number of kids or the kids' gaming habits (only if they gamed at all).
Like, inconsistently invasive XD

Re: Switch Is Most Popular With 22-Year-Olds, Nintendo Says

Noelemahc

36 here, and my first console was a Famiclone too!

I've always been a proper Nintendo follower - oitside of PC gaming I went through the Wii, DS, 3DS, SNES, now Switch (yes, in that order) - promarily due to the stuff from other platforms being available on PC or not being enticing enough. But Nintendo consoles always have unique stuff others don't, by being unique consoles others aren't.

Re: Talking Point: Which Scary Video Game Moments Gave You Nightmares As A Kid?

Noelemahc

From a non-Nintendo perspective, the earliest scarey scare I got was the original Alone in the Dark, because let's face it: the game did things with graphics and incidental interactive music what no other game has done before, and it did so very very effectively.

Much like the Syndicate Danger Music, the Alosne in the Dark Danger Music lives in my head rent free after all these years.

As for Nintendo platform games, I'm gonna go with... Silent Hill Shattered Memories. The Wii version was phenomenal for immersion, both in swinging the flashlight around and of course the fact that the in-game phone could speak through the WiiMote speaker, and hey, it was hands down the best (read: scariest) non-Japanese Silent Hill game. I will never be absle to hear "You Were Always On My Mind" without a shiver and goosebumps, whatever version it is.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

Noelemahc

The Western one fits how this particular scene is shown in the game, so that gets my vote.
It should be pointed out that that game is a prime example of metaknowledge being a boon: for people playing it as their first Silent Hill game, you will be creeped out, disgusted by Harry and the life Cheryl had, and unnerved by Dahlia.
If you played Silent Hill 1 you will also be majorly blindsided by how it sets up situations similar to but not exactly identical to the original game and then does wild plot twists with them because very few characters other than Cybil fulfil their original roles.

Re: Bayonetta's New Voice Actor Jennifer Hale Issues Statement About Bayonetta 3

Noelemahc

@Tharsman given the inpouring of info that normally VAs get paid 2-3k for this much work, that Hale is the literal face of the movement to get fairer pay for VAs and chugs out voicework by the dozen per year (a lot of Taylor's speech sounded like she wanted this job to pay her enough for a year's worth of groceries while the rate at which Hale works looks like she prefers to get paid 2k 16 times instead of 4k zero times, and regularly does uncredited appearances which we don't even know are paid or not), it smells like Platinum didn't lie, they tried to save everyone's face, including Taylor's.

Because "we offered union rates to the VA and she told us to go screw ourselves" sounds way worse than "we couldn't make it work".

Re: Bayonetta's OG Voice Actor Asks Fans To "Boycott" Third Game After PlatinumGames Wage Fallout

Noelemahc

This actually makes you wonder: did they offer Jennifer Hale, who is a top-tier VA (as opposed to Taylor whose only notable role IS Bayonetta) the same money? Did she accept because it wasn't actually that much work or because she, too, is in financial dire straits and doesn't want to play the morality card, or because she does so many projects at once and it barely even registered on her radar?

I guess we may never know for sure.

Re: Poll: What Do You Think Of Mario's Movie Voice?

Noelemahc

Jack Black being good at Bowser was expectable. Chris Pratt sounding like himself is deplorable after all that hyping up, but objectively? Tolerable. Still confused why it's him and not anybody else. Heck, Jack Black would have probably done a better job in terms of likeness.

Re: Ion Fury Follow-Up Phantom Fury Announced For Nintendo Switch

Noelemahc

@vicviper001 it's a deliberate nod to Duke Nukem Forever 2001, b/c Shelly originated as a character for it that got dumped during the transition of the IP to Gearbox, it's why when it turned out 3D Realms are legally prohibited from making new Duke Nukem games, they took the design from DNF and... Did things to it.
Bombshell the game itself is now largely forgotten, but Bombshell the character lives on - first in Ion Fury and now here.

Also, the crossover with SiN is an unexpected but fun surprise.

Re: Remedy To Host Fan Event In Celebration Of Control's Third Anniversary

Noelemahc

@TonyTyga90 it's okay. I have played the game to completion on EGS and Steam before and now am slowly making my way through the Switch Cloud version as I soak up the lore to do some fanfic writing. The stuttering is variable and is seldom related to graphic load, and yet it was actually the FIRST version of the game to support full raytracing!
So it looks pretty neat overall, especially with mClassic. I think my biggest foe is not the lag but the fact that I suck playing shooty games without a mouse and keyboard.

Re: Best Switch Games For Short Play Sessions

Noelemahc

Consider: Skul The Hero Slayer instead of Dead Cells (way funnier, identical gameplay loop)
THARSIS instead of Dicey Dungeons (similar dice based gameplay, but it's a timeloop space catastrophe like Gravity, Armageddon's space station segment and Ghosts of Mars all rolled into one.
Murder by Numbers instead (on top of) Picross S, because it has the same interface but tacks on an amazing Ace Attorney style story mode on top of the puzzles but also has a separate just-puzzles mode.

Re: Feature: The Saddest Games On Switch - Games To Make You Cry

Noelemahc

Good on you for having Hellblade up there! More people should play it.

For my rec, I have to bring up The Missing: JJ Macfield and the Island Of Lost Memories. It's gpt zany physics puzzles, an increasingly Jacob's Ladder-like atmosphere, and most of all: self-harm hyperviolence.

All the grotesque imagery eventually adds up to a chilling revelation that will have you reviewing everything you've seen in the game thus far and suffice to say I spent the last twenty or so minutes of the game bawling my eyes out, then angry as heck at the final boss, then bawling again.

It's a bit clunky in its visuals, but the storytelling is amazable. Too bad that you can't tell people it's about LGBT issues without spoiling one of the plot twists, but I will do so anyhow if the above didn't compel you. You know how most LGBT themed games are either VNs or porn? This one's neither, and is pretty good regardless.

Re: Best Nintendo Switch Single Player Games

Noelemahc

Actively excluding any game with any form of multiplayer severely limits what games I can try and recommend to add to this!

Loop Hero - for the amazing timesink and mindwarpy story

Sundered - a die-resurrect-die Metroidvania that is what you get if you take Dead Cells, remove the roguelike and fill the blank space with equal parts Lovecraft and Metroidvania that this site's staff keeps excluding from any rec lists for no discernible reason.

Re: Feature: 24 Game Boy Advance Games We'd Love To See Added To Nintendo Switch Online

Noelemahc

Why THPS2 and not 3 which VASTLY improved the visuals without bogging down the quality or framerate?

I'd also add:
Max Payne, one of the most impossible ports ever as it takes almost 90% of the original game and crams it into a tiny cartridge WITH FULL VOICEOVERS. Phenomenal even before you realize it's still a fun game to play.

Super Robot Wars. I know OG1 is on the "testing" list of the emulator, but I imagine Bamco may not mind putting the unlocalized ones - particularly the fan-favorite J which revolutionized the series - onto the Japanese NSO. The longest running and most consoles-ever visiting turn based strategy this side of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the evil cousin of Fire Emblem, the most mecha anime game ever, it deserves to be shown to more people that only learned of the series' existence with the GBA installments.

CT Special Forces - originally a PS1 game that was pretty much a me-too of Metal Slug, it developed into its own thing by the third game and the same devs made kill.switch (you know, the inventor of the cover based shooter genre) and the fourth game was a k.s-like TPS with fun skydiving mechanics. But I digress. This is a trilogy of awesome sidescrolling shooters more people shpuld enjoy.
(Kill.switch itself also had a GBA port and is one of maybe three januwine TPS games on the platform? Another impossible port for sure)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - it's Final Fantasy × Harry Potter. Nuff said.

Fullmetal Alchemist had two games, fun RPG things with a neat alchemical fusion mechanic for combat and a loose adaptation of the original anime's plot (complete with 16-bit renderings of its songs!) for maximum funs.

Chu Chu Rocket! If you have to ask why, you need to have your gamer license revoked. It is absurd how a Dreamcast game became a GBA launch title but it is still an amazing bundle of joy.

Re: Who Needs Switch Pro? New Dongle Promises To "Instantly Upgrade Switch To 4K"

Noelemahc

As an mClassic owner I have to it is a godsend for SD-output consoles, like my Wii, but it barely changes the Switch's visuals as it can't actually do a 4K@60 signal and only agrees to output 4K@30 if the input is 1080@30 which no home console puts out.
It DOES kinda sorta let you get FPS boosts by doing a roundabout DLSS equivalent: set your Switch to 720 to get faster rates, the mClassic uprates it to 1080p. But it mainly is useful because it does a better job of upsampling 720p native games to FullHD than the Switch does.

But this? I will wait until Digital Foundry crawls all over it.

Re: 10 Of The Best Nintendo Switch Soundtracks

Noelemahc

But... Hollow Knight's music is 93% morose ambient strings or sad piano plinking, most of whicj TVTropes claims is music from other games, just played very sadly.

Where is Bloodstained on your list for actual Metroidvania goodness?
If Super Mario 3D Collection qualifies, where is Tokyo Mirage Sessions with its zany arrangements of Fire Emblem tunes and tons of original songs?

Where the heck is SMT V?

Undertale is amazing, but it's OLD and on literally every platform under the sun! Why won't you focus on Switch exclusives?

Re: Rumour Buster: No, The Original DOOM Doesn't Take Place In March 2022

Noelemahc

I looked it up so you don't have to: the manual says 15th March 2022 is the last date the PREVIOUS manual for the force the Doomguy is part of was REVISED, and it is only brought up because the (styled as a military binder) SNES game manual is a NEW manual that supercedes the old one.

So, "this manual replaces the old one, which was put into use on July 1st 2021 and last updated on March 15th 2022" is what it says.

Some doofuses saw A DATE on the cover and decided that is the date the game takes place on when in fact it could be seven or seventeen years ago from the character's perspective.

Re: Soapbox: Two Ace Attorneys Are Trapped On 3DS eShop, So It's About Time For A New Trilogy

Noelemahc

TBH I'd rather see Gyakuten Kenji 3 and an official Western release for it and GK2. It was a more novel direction for the series to take rather than "more of the same, but with new levels" seen in mainline GS games that seemingly tried to rival Call of Duty in recycledness (plus the one case in Dual Destinies that got copied from AAvsPL) by putting out new games that were mostly the same games (don't get me wrong, I loved the Poh'kemon gag and the final revelation of Apollo's origins, but AAvsPL did a lot more to shake up the formula).

Investigations, however, had a lot of new mechanics, new perspectives and yes, more von Karma goodness!

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (February 5th)

Noelemahc

Murder by Numbers is a fun thing because it starts out as a tribute/throwback to 90s quirky detective procedurals, both mocking and honoring them, and then goes hard into robotic free will, workplace misogyny, toxic relationships and various LGBTQ issues.

Put it up right next to JJ Macfield and the Island of Lost Dreams in the "I never thought a game with this description would ever be about sexual minorities, let alone so appreciative of them".