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Re: Random: Samus Is Joined By Doom Slayer's Voice Actor In Metroid Prime 4

Noelemahc

@OrtadragoonX my favorite in this case is Isaac from Dead Space, who wasn't "voiced" in the first game unless you overspam the "kick dead body" button (it's that kind of game, yeah) and his inarticulate grunts and snarls evolve into vaguely comprehensible cussing. Not the guy they hired to voice him (with actual lines) in subsequent games OR the remake, however.

Re: Random: Did You Know Aliens: Infestation's End Credits Song Is A Rollercoaster Of Xenomorphic Emotion?

Noelemahc

Actually, most of the lyrics are direct quotes from Ash from the first movie.

Loved this game. It was supposed to be a companion piece to the trainwreck that Aliens Colonial Marines turned out to be, but due to delays it came out two years earlier and was its own thing loosely based on William Gibson's unfilmed Alien³ script, art by a Marvel comics artist that made half the cast look like X-Men characters cosplaying as spacemen, and of course that song.

The gun-based gameplay was a fun break from all the Castlevania-like fare in Metroidvanias of the time, and the much more modern Mummy Demastered is basically a long lost sequel, using the same gun-based squad-oriented gameplay to stand out from the crowd, again.

I highly recommend both.

Re: Feature: "We Have Absolutely No Intention Of Neglecting Her" - Persona 3 Reload Devs On FeMC And Porting To Switch 2

Noelemahc

Mark my words a year from now there will be a Persona 3 Perfect release as a PS6 launch title with Barrette Girl on the cover and no upgrade path for existing purchasers, like it was done with Vengeance which I ultimately bought used after shelling out for the topmost CE of the original available in my region.

Feels ridiculously disingeneous when fans have already ported the entire mode to the PC version. They're "not neglecting" her just like they're "not neglecting" the first four games.

Re: 'Rogue 'Em Up' Absolum's New Gameplay Trailer Is Packed With Fighting, Fantasy And Frogs

Noelemahc

Tried the demo on Steam Next Fest, reminded me very strongly of Capcom's teo D&D beatemups, especially Shadow Over Mystara - same integration of RPG progression with traditional beatemupery, with the Sundered or Darkest Dungeon approach to roguelikeness rather than Dead Cells - the story progresses as you unlock more of the map so you dying only regenerates levels, not requires you to trek back from the very beginning.

Looking forward to the full release.

Re: Best Nintendo Switch 2 Third-Party TV Docks

Noelemahc

Huh, you don't have the (brandless) one I got off AliExpress, with the fold-out stand with a fan.

Should also be pointed out that the bands on these vary from region to region, YouTube shows the one you list as JEMDO as CableTime, and the SIWIQU is under three different brands on AliExpress.

Re: Review: Heretic + Hexen (Switch) - Two FPS Cult Classics Masterfully Revamped

Noelemahc

@Beetlebum91 I think it's because of the whirlpool of ownership issues. Monolith died under WB Games rule but the game rights went to Vivendi (read: Activision Blizzard) after Sierra's demise which means Microsoft has them now.And guess who Bethesda belongs to these days!

So it's an easier mess than it was when One Unit Whole Blood was released on Steam.

Re: "One Of The Slowest Modern LCDs I've Ever Seen" - Digital Foundry's John Linneman On Switch 2's Display

Noelemahc

@danemord it's not PSP-3000 bad is what matters, really. There's a few posts on Reddit of people capturing identical footage off the Rev2 Switches and Switch 2's for comparison and the 2 IS slower but by what looks like an extremely negligible margin.

Interesting how they hyperfocused on the super expensive SD cards (instead of cheaper but comparatively faster SSDs) but went for a cheaper screen solution.

Re: Atlus Lead Explains Why Persona Protagonists Are High School Males

Noelemahc

This feels duplicitous since all Persona and most SMT protagonists were androgynous at best, outright femboys at worst (there's no narrative reason for the SMTV protagonist to look like a girl even in human form and yet he does) so they are aware lots of women play these games and the sort of guys that do won't really mind looking at a girl's back when running around the gameworld.

Heck, IV had a whole set of outfits for the protagonist to dress him up as a woman, complete with wig (even though he too has long hair).

Somehow this was not a problem for SMT If, they even canonized the FEMALE protagonist of that into Persona 1/2 as a recurring NPC. It's a modern development approach issue.

I mean, I can sort of understand if it was "development costs" as an excuse because Persona 3 Portable's female route is 60% all new dialogue content, but that argument was never used here or for why she isn't part of Reload (and yet the fans somehow adapted her into the PC version in half a year).

They just don't wanna. That's the TLDR.

Re: Best Retro Throwback Nintendo Switch Games - Modern Games With Old-School Style

Noelemahc

Needs more:

  • Iron Meat (it's Contra)
  • Whitestone (it's a genre blender like Vagrant Story, but "PS1-style dieselpunk survival horror social link RPG murder mystery turned existentialist horror" is hard to vocalize)
  • Ion Fury (it's Duke Nukem's long lost cousin in more ways than three)
  • Prodeus (it's Doom 4 we never got)

You can join me in the corner as I sulk over Pseudoregalia likely never getting a port off PC.

Re: Review: Loco Motive (Switch) - A Stunning Whodunnit With Impeccable LucasArts Vibes

Noelemahc

I feel legally obligated to point out that lip sync in point and click games was a thing solved BY LucasArts back beflore they were named LucasArts (indecently clever coding made the character sprites spell out the subtitle text phoneme by phoneme using a jillion pre-set frames for various letter combinations resulting in you being able to follow along with the written text as they mouth-flapped, which worked wonders in voiced versions of the early games and all the latter ones, and was often used for comedic effect like spitting out the th's, p's and b's).
As such, several of the make-your-own adventure game engines of the late aughts replicated the feature if you wanted to invest the time in making all the animations.

Re: Whitestone

Noelemahc

Quick primer for people looking whether to buy this:

The writing is very good, with solid fun characters, personal growth and all, and a Social Link and daily duties management system reminiscent of Persona.

However, every few days you have to overcome a crisis aboard the ship (or battle existential dread, which is treated as one and the same) by doing top-down dungeon crawling which has a bunch of bugs such as clipping, scripted events failing to work, etc. you respawn next to the nearest save room or location start if you die keeping all your progress so it's not that big of a hassle.

The game has many (six or maybe eight? I only got two thus far) endings, which vary wildly in plot progression leading up to them, making the back half of the game pretty different for at least three playthroughs' worth.

Took me about 18 hours to clear the first time.

Best summation I can offer you is "Imagine a dieselpunk Dead Space with Persona-style dating bolted onto it".

Re: Best Mech Games On Nintendo Switch

Noelemahc

Is there a particular reason this list lists only one of four Super Robot Wars games on the Switch and completely omits the two Front Mission games?

Strike Suit Zero? Robotics:Notes? Warborn?

Re: 'Switch Pro' Dongle Is Making A Comeback With New 'RGB Collection'

Noelemahc

I own the origonal mClassic, and the use case is really specific if you own only a Switch: games that don't run in native 1080p. Switch your Switch to 720p output and the result will be WAY better than the built in rescaling.
Also, it upscales to 2k (it can only 4k a 30Hz signal) so if you have a TV that accepts a 2k input signal (very few Samsungs do, for example) it's actually a visible improvement.

But for a Wii? Miraculous godsend of a visual improvement.

Re: Review: Crow Country (Switch) - A PS1-Style Horror Homage That Blends Old With New

Noelemahc

I know this is a retraux game, but that's still no excuse to be lax about performance.
Is it 60 or 30 or 10 FPS, locked or due to bad optimization? Does it stutter or not? Does it run at native 1080p, does ot fake 576i or does it force 576i because otherwise it would crawl?

These things sadly are a perpetual concern for multiplatform games, and knowing them helps me decide what platform to get a game on. Clarify, NintendoLife, please.