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I'll wait for Super Maria Sis to be ported.

This game is more fun in VR. It's like a cartoon war right in front of you.

Doom and Diablo are both going Eternal, are they demon bros?

"Based on the real-life magazine and lifestyle brand..."

You know this game will suck.

You guys know that it's a VCR game right?

Doom spelled backwards is Mood.

LOL you can get one from the Apple store in the last 3 years. Dongle is Apple user's best friend.

Switch is not stable enough for my little pony.

It's just a 3rd party Animal Crossing... how original. Or was it Stardew Valley? Must be a ripoff of both.

Kommander Roo... it's Crocodile Dundee.

@RandomLeo00 Yes but they said no sacrifice, which is a lie... of course there is a sacrifice: frame rate, and resolution which they didn't mentioned.

PSVR has a processing unit that interpolates 60 fps to 120 fps. Why didn't Nintendo put a chip into the Switch that interpolates 30 fps to 60 fps? It will make all these 3rd party games run smoothly. Oculus also has a similar technique called Timewarp.

What a weird statement: Other platforms at 60 fps and Switch at 30 fps, "and really it was no sacrifice to the experience".

Yes it's a good game, but for a pixelated 2d game to run below 60 fps is unacceptable. Games like Bayonetta 2 or SMO can run at full 60 fps, there's no way any 2d games can't do 60.

@Glassneedles You can download the PS2 ROM of this game at Emuparadise, it's 2.9GB. Still doesn't explained why Switch has to be over 9GB?

GEM was a success because back then there's not much games on Switch. If it's launched today, it won't survived. This new game will be dead on arrival.

In Japan you work for a company until you are dead (Yes they pay for your funeral).

I don't like his voice.

I thought they added Elvis to the game, it's just a stupid crocodile.

Dead Cell is the only Rogue like game worth buying. It's so addictive.

Why is this cel shaded game so big? PS2 uses CD with a max size of 650mb... this game is over 9GB? That's 15 CDs!

Duh. The government will continue to print money as long as people wants money.

@Appleflap So you think Nintendo is making a Labo Cardboard VR? Even with that 720p screen it will still looks better than VirtualBoy.

Since Nintendo like to resell their decade old games, they must be itching to resell their VirtualBoy games to recoup their loss in the 90s.

All Nvidia recent GPU has VR support built in.

So that's why Nintendo shut down ROMs sites? Now you have to pay to get your NES rom from Nintendo.

This game is suffering from bloated content. Nintendo is adding so many characters that we will never use.

Why isn't there a first person jogging game? EA should considered making one... a relaxing racing game has never been done before.

LOL Everyone thinks they can make an Undertale. All the wannabes should just play with Mario Maker.

Where's the solar chargers? Free energy from the sun that allows you to play with your Switch outdoor forever.

Here ya go: https://www.lifewire.com/best-portable-solar-chargers-4149830

Meh. That shows how much Ubi loves Nintendo. Dumping old games on Switch hoping some will bite, they troll better than me.

Nintendo knows that reptilian is the king of the world. King R Kool.

Old people out and about playing cute Pokemon, young children stay indoor to slaughter each other in Fortnite.

NL uses really poopy server, slow like a turtle.

Ridge racer with HD rumble will be fun. Skidding around the corners will be great for massaging the hands.

This should have been a free DLC. Piczle Lines gave us so many free DLC levels.

People had already started preserving Switch's ROM since the beginning of the year. Practically every Switch ROM can be downloaded for free, directly from Nintendo's servers. Nintendo should shutdown their own server and stop sharing.

@BouncingHat Fortnite is just a new PUBG which is a new Overwatch that is also a new Call of Duty. Nintendo never had these games, so when Fortnite came... NL like many Nintendo gamers felt happy to participate in something they never had before. It's just a phase, they will move on to something new later.

Someone should make a Monster House game.

OK I just tried it, the game feels like a 2D Diablo.

I have these rogue like games on my Switch:

Enter the gungeon
Death road to Canada
Sky rogue
Gonner
Binding of Isaac plus

Never finished any of them, because rogue like: me don't like rogue like. Can't continue, start over again and again... I rather a game being short and sweet so I can get done with it and move on. There's too many other games to play.

Horizon Trillion Sunset, that's the title when ported to Switch. Btw, Switch's OS is called Horizon... some Switch gamers aren't even aware of it.

@aaronsullivan SimAnt practically layout the basic template of RTS.

You leave pheromone that leads your ants to food (resources), you dig tunnels in your nest to store food and eggs. You tend to the queen's egg that hatched into workers, fighters or winged ants (classes of army). You defend your nest against invading rival ants and lead your ants to invade their nest. You achieved victory when you killed their queen.

@sonicbooming Most people aren't aware that Sim Ant was the first real time strategy game... way before Command and Conquer or Warcraft. Insect RTS feels more organic than the usual RTS, I hope this game is good.

So obvious: Bravely Circle.

@oji It's because Mario Tennis is a mediocre game, that's why Nintendo spent so much money to sell it.

Only Inside and Limbo are good.

There's a Tetris movie too.

All these blocky movies are going to be blockbusters.

So it's another Conker's bad fur day?

If the cutscenes are similar to Advance War, then it's just a slideshow of talking heads: just like Mario Tennis. I turned it off immediately before playing Advance War.

Nescafe is a Nintendo coffee shop.