Nincompoop

Condom for Pokeball?

LOL she's got even bigger chest muscles.

LOL served them right.

That's what happened when you stop making Virtua Tennis.

This game may not be worth buying, I think I will grab the XCI instead.

Too many of these type of games lately...

Wow, the money people were right... there's not many good games.

They kidnapped Kojima, dressed him up as Bomberman and throw him into the abyss.

I think Nintendo should make an online multiplayer DLC for 1-2 Switch.

Paid online service is pointless on Nintendo console. Unlike Xbox or PS4 users, Nintendo gamers rarely play online. Nintendo is all about family and friends playing together locally.

The moral of the story: NEVER fund any project on Kickstarter.

@Hrimfaksi That's right, the bank regularly use the money you put in the bank to invest in shares, real estates and other financial shenanigan.

That's how the bank makes money, they use their customer's money to invest and make themselves rich. If everyone wants to withdraw their money from the bank on the same day, they won't be able to give the money back because they spent most of them. (Banking is a legal Ponzi scheme)

@Heavyarms55 It's easy for you to imagine what to do with that money, but when that pile of money is in your hands... things will turned out very differently. You will probably buy a mansion with huge fences and security guards to protect yourself from your friends and family who will nag you for money everyday. The richer you are, the more isolated you become.

For people who don't understand what this article is saying... it's similar to how Nintendo bought cardboard for $7 and sold them for $70. It's all about ripping people off and making yourself rich. LOL.

@Heavyarms55 It's OK to feel jealous.

@Sabroni You are asking a person named Nincompoop to explain things to you?

Patch out all the talking in this game and it will be good.

If Vostok Inc can integrate this RTS gameplay into it's planets, it will be a great game.

@Alpha008 I am talking about the ratio between console sold and games sold.

@Alpha008 Only the bottom 3 are games from this year... so it's not going well.

@skywake Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a port and doesn't need much development cost. Even if it sold 100 copies on Switch it's still profit.

@Bunkerneath Most were sold to farm training schools, the milking simulator is a great training tool.

Mario Kart 8 must be the most profitable game Nintendo has ever made. It's practically the same Wii U game, without any money spent on adding new tracks and they sold over 10 million copies. That's over 600 million dollars for doing nothing.

Wii U sold 13.56 million units and 102.28 games.

Switch sold 19.67 million units and 86.93 games.

Wow, Wii U sold more games with less units than Switch. That makes Wii U more successful than Switch, considering how little games it had!

@PewnyPL Nintendo can't seems to get any true stability for their consoles. They should learn from Sony, the PS4 is like a stud in the stable.

@Shepdawg1 Luma3DS haven't been updated since last year, this will give Aurora something to fix.

@Antraxx777 CFW = Custom FirmWare

Using Luma3DS to unlock the 804 mhz speed in the New 3DS's CPU will give you 60 fps.

What he was saying: After Iwata died, Nintendo has no honesty left and the company is cheating and misleading people that's why the shares are dropping like bird's poop.

I will wait for Blizzard's Diablo 3 to be ported.

This game runs at 60fps on the New 3DS, if you unlocked the clock speed with a CFW.

Ever wondered why NL posts so many financial news? They own Nintendo shares and it's becoming worthless.

I will wait for Blizzard's Starcraft to be ported.

10 years ago after iPhone came out, console was on the decline in Japan. Nintendo's strategy this time was to use mobile phone technology disguised as a console.

@cfgk24 I want to hear about Mario, Yoshi, Kirby and those cute Nintendo things, not old men stuff like financial report.

@electrolite77 So I can remind NL that this is a gaming website, not Wall Street Journal.

Haha who wants to buy things made in China?

I am here for gaming news, not financial news from Wall Street.

You don't play Pinball with this game, you play with meatballs.

Only rich Turkey can afford Nintendo. Poor Chicken plays PS4.

Nope... the first one was a disappointment, no more.

Picross is meant for DS/3DS, fingers are too fat for touchscreen that's why they don't support it.

Looks like a George Michael Music Video with all these police.

I like Krusty the Clown in this game.

Is this the poor man's Fortnite?

LOL Don't like playing with balls?

Back then all consoles were Japanese... Xbox is still a box in Japan.

Why didn't they just named it 'Chibi NBA'?

This is like playing Defcon in Mario Galaxy.

Do some research before writing an article.

There are pirates who absolutely do not want to pay for anything, including SXOS that enables piracy. This malware was a nasty prank to brick the Switch of those people. It was simultaneously posted at different sites with fake replies of users claiming that it works. This was a coordinated social-engineered prank.

I think I've played this hunting simulator in The Last of Us.

Looks fun in the trailer, but not as fun when playing.

Why? The camera sucks, you can't adjust it. A pool game where you can't rotate the camera is just lame. Also, the control is not intuitive and it's awkward. The hit ball buttons should be 'L' and 'ZL' not on the right shoulder buttons, you right thumb is aiming the ball, pressing the 'ZR' will sometimes caused slightly movement that made you misfired. Targeting is also buggy. The game is just not as funny as it tried to be.