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Do you guys know that the new Smash Bros is going to have a top down view besides the usual side view.

Forget this nonsense, ask Jonathan Blow to port his Witness to Switch.

The catch: "You can only signed in on one Switch at a time."

NBA 2K18 save file is 5GB...LOL. Every save to the cloud will takes an hour.

@Angelic_Lapras_King Yes a darker Zelda will be welcomed. I think the idea in Zelda: A Link Between Worlds is perfect. The concept of 2 dimensions of the same place, if added to BotW can doubled the content. Similar to Stranger Thing's Upside Down, the entire map will have a 2nd dark map that we can switch between.

If they reused the same engine, the game can probably be done very quickly.

@Elvie And thus, you will get bargain level service.

Playstation Plus includes free games from current generation, and Nintendo gave us games from over 30 years ago? Nintendo is still in their nostalgia mode, hanging on their retro games... no one cares about them anymore. They are freely available on the internet roms sites.

Buy the iPad version, there's no proper touchscreen implementation for the Switch version.

Want proper export? Get the Mac version for US$299. Can't afford it? Lineout from the Switch to your Computer for recording.

@HugoStiglitz_420 You look like that idiot I met a few years ago. All idiots look the same (not being racist to idiots).

Ask LG to sponsor.

I am now going to buy all the tables.

You can easily build this with LABO, similar to the LABO piano.

What they should have done is add a coin slot, not just for realism but it can act as a piggy bank. You can only open and remove the coins after you beat a certain score. This will be a great motivator.

Interesting looking game, but isn't 'Bad North' the nickname given to the USA by the Mexicans?

That means in the future Nintendo will make a smaller Switch that has no dock to keep the price down. It will become a portable for-one-person console to replace 3DS.

This New Switch will be slightly smaller but a lot thinner because it has no fan. It will use a new 14nm Tegra chip. Since it's a portable, the joycon is not removable to further reduce the manufacturing cost.

What you get is a Vita look-alike Switch.

Yeah, I can see similarities. They both have buttons and analogue sticks, also they are both grey.

Lumines is not a puzzle game, Q Entertainment's Rez is not a shooter either. Their games are all about the experience: stylish techno music with simple gameplay layered on top.

Rez in VR can moved people to tears, you have to experience it to understand it... it's a glimpse of digital utopia.

Looks like a mobile endless runner.

Just get this, it's easier:

You guys forgot:

Just Shapes and beats
PixelJunk Monsters 2
Lumines

@electrolite77 It was Shuntaro Furukawa. After ascending the throne of Nintendia, he gave direct order to burn all Wii U copy of that Ape game and delete all online eshop existence.

A cardboard band will always be better than a rubber band.

So what? It's not like Wii U users are going to buy anything from the eShop. Most Wii U are in the garage rusting away.

Took NL this long to post a review? Did Nintendo sent them the LABO Kits before release? Looks like Nintendo like iJustine more the NintendoLife, she's got the review video ready on launch day.

Best 3rd party LABO house:

Nintendo is integrating the 3DS into the Switch system.

The 3DS + Switch = Triple screens. Now you are playing with power.

I am installing and playing Linux on my Switch this weekend.

I hope Nintendo integrate LABO Robot kit with Smash Bros. Control your characters and fight with the robot kit... it will be more entertaining to watch people fight this way than mashing buttons.

@QuixoticRocket D4 flopped on Xbox, I don't think they will make it unless Nintendo pick it up like Bayonetta.

I think Switch is going to get the D4 port.

I don't like his face: he looks clueless.

Can we pay with Nintendo Bitcoin?

Pokemon® LABO™ edition.

Pokemon cardboard using Infra sensor. No more turn based battle, you fight like the LABO RC car.

This is a Hunger Games ripoff.

If Nintendo can make 3DS an accessory of Switch, then it will live on for quite a while. Since Switch is modular, through some LABO gizmo magic: Nintendo should be able to integrate 3DS into the Switch like a transformer toy.

When Nintendo sold 10 million copies of a game and the cost of that game is US$60... that means they earned $600 million from that game alone. I wonder how many Nintendo games earned over $1 billion? Must be a lot.

The investor meeting forgot to mention that the Switch was hacked a day ago. Now the console is a pirate's paradise.

Fluent in English? Please understand....ok?

Digital Foundry should do a video on LABO. Comparing the thickness and strength of LABO's cardboard to Amazon's delivery boxes.

Now the Japanese has stop polishing aluminium balls on youtube, LABO finally gave them something to do.

@Benjamin Don't worry, I am never serious.

In the 1st Donkey Kong game he was a bad guy. In the 2nd game he was the good guy and Jump man (Mario) was the bad guy. Nintendo had no clue on how to build brand identity.

Then they got sued by Universal Studio for infringement of King Kong's copyright, but it was later discovered that Universal Studio didn't owned King Kong, it's in the public domain... so Universal had to compensate Nintendo for all the legal cost (what a bunch of idiots).

@Haru17 There's no such thing as coincidence. This game brought bad luck to it's own country. The killer probably played this game on his phone and thought everyone in the streets were zombies. In today's world, even sexually frustrated virgins are dangerous.

That robot kit is a Wii Fit in disguise. People were made to do exercise without knowing it. Stand, sketch out your arms, kneel down, stand up, stretch, etc. It's another Nintendo trick.

Because of this recent hack, it is now possible to install Linux on Switch: that means Dolphin emulator is now possible on Switch. Even the dev of Dolphin hinted at it's release:

https://twitter.com/delroth_/status/988524502983290880

@Nookingtons you need a usb cable connected from your Switch to your PC. This is a tethered hack, which is not user friendly and definitely not for the masses. Only a mod chip will make this hack usable.

First of all it's killing zombies in the game, why are they feeling guilty? They shouldn't have created this game if they think it's not morally right.

Stock up on some Switch now, a few months from now you can double your money by selling them on Ebay. Buying Switch now is a better investment than Bitcoin. Trust me.

The hack is done by holding down the volume up button and connecting 2 pins inside the right joy-con with a tweezer. One of the weirdest console hack in recent history.

The bootrom can only be reset in the factory, that's why it cannot be patched. If you send in your Switch for repair, Nintendo will put in a new bootrom that cannot be hacked. And starting this month, new Switch freshly baked in the factory will have a new bootrom.