@Arpie Yoshi is a Nintendo Royalty, he doesn't need to pay tax. Tax was invented for poor working class people (rich people/company never pay tax, that's why the rich gets richer and poor gets poorer).
I got a feeling there will be a huge drop in online players for MarioKart and Splatoon starting next week. How many people will sign up? Nintendo may have to rely on bots in the future.
5G is coming next year it can reached 1.3Gbps speed, finally making game streaming feasible. That's why this year's iPhone sucks, Apple knew people are waiting to upgrade their phone next year for 5G.
Should be named 'Yoshi's LABO World'. It's all based on cardboard, unlike Wii U's yarn generation, Switch's generation is all cardboard theme. I bet there will be some LABO gimmick tied into this game.
No mention of HD rumble which is a key point of this game... it's supposed to simulate the jiggly feel, a sensation missing from 1-2 Switch Milking game.
@Mountain_Man I guess we will be getting the iPad version, since they had already optimised it for the mobile. It's a free game on iOS with in-app purchase.
I still remember that Japanese earthquake and tsunami in 2011, that's the worst disaster in modern Japanese history. Nintendo didn't paused anything for it, instead blamed it for lousy Wii U and 3DS sales.
I think Nintendo is going to announce they are going full Netflixed. Pay a lump sum per month and play any game on the eShop. They are going to named it "Nintendo eShop Buffet".
This game runs at 30 fps, Diablo 3 has better graphics and it runs at 60 fps. Why is this game sold at full retail price? Save your money for Diablo 3, it has more content and is more fun.
@Cobalt Switch is actually Vita 2.0. Before Switch came along, Vita was the indie darling. Nintendo's shares dropped a month ago when investors found out they have no games to show but indies.
It's sort of degrading to indies developers, as if they are second class citizen... but there's just too many of them on Switch. Nintendo must be crazy to think that indies can replaced proper 3rd parties.
This is the first time Diablo is released on a touch screen device, I wonder if they have support for it? It will be better than mouse, squashing those monsters with my finger.
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Re: Your Nintendo Switch Cloud Save Files Will Be Lost If Your Online Subscription Expires
Get a CFW and dumped your own save file. It's free and simple.
Re: Yoshi’s Crafted World Is Coming To The Switch In Spring 2019
@Arpie Yoshi is a Nintendo Royalty, he doesn't need to pay tax. Tax was invented for poor working class people (rich people/company never pay tax, that's why the rich gets richer and poor gets poorer).
Re: Critically Acclaimed Mobile Hit Downwell Confirmed For Switch, TATE Mode Included
This mobile game came out on PS4 a couple years ago, which looks really odd on TV and it's funny to see a simple mobile game on PS4.
Re: Broforce - Infectious Low-Brow Blasting Fun With Your Favourite Movie Heroes
Switch version seems to run better than PS4.
Re: Yoshi’s Crafted World Is Coming To The Switch In Spring 2019
@Arpie What's tax return? A british cardboard?
Re: Video: Five Features Included With The Nintendo Switch Online Membership
I got a feeling there will be a huge drop in online players for MarioKart and Splatoon starting next week. How many people will sign up? Nintendo may have to rely on bots in the future.
Re: 3DS Remake Of Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Arrives Next January
This is the best Mario RPG. Best use of 2 screens, the best writing and the most creative gameplay.
If you've played this game you know it won't work on Switch because it needs 2 screens as well as a microphone.
Re: Nintendo Reveals Upcoming NES Game Releases For Switch Online Service
Nintendo got rid of Roms hosting websites just to make their online subscription scam relevant is just so sad.
Re: Nintendo Reveals Upcoming NES Game Releases For Switch Online Service
Meh.
Re: Opinion: What Did You Think Of Today's Nintendo Direct?
C'est si bon.
Re: Assassin's Creed Odyssey Is Coming To Nintendo Switch, But There's A Catch
5G is coming next year it can reached 1.3Gbps speed, finally making game streaming feasible. That's why this year's iPhone sucks, Apple knew people are waiting to upgrade their phone next year for 5G.
A new model of Switch next year will have 5G.
Re: Gallery: Check Out The Splatoon 2 Ver.4 Update
Nintendo wants people to keep on playing this game to sustain the online population, but it's already going stale... smells like rotten seafood.
Re: Nintendo Confirms That Animal Crossing is Coming To Switch Next Year
I think this is going to be an open world Animal Crossing.
Re: Yoshi’s Crafted World Is Coming To The Switch In Spring 2019
Should be named 'Yoshi's LABO World'. It's all based on cardboard, unlike Wii U's yarn generation, Switch's generation is all cardboard theme. I bet there will be some LABO gimmick tied into this game.
Re: Cities: Skylines Is Out Now On The Nintendo Switch
It's another crappy Unity game that's why it's slow. Even on PC it needs fast processors. Why can't EA port Simcity to Switch?
Re: NBA 2K19 - Effortlessly The Best Basketball Sim On Nintendo Switch
How big is the save file? 5GB again?
Re: Senran Kagura Reflexions - Cheap Titillation Masquerading As A Love Story
No mention of HD rumble which is a key point of this game... it's supposed to simulate the jiggly feel, a sensation missing from 1-2 Switch Milking game.
Re: Senran Kagura Reflexions - Cheap Titillation Masquerading As A Love Story
If you ever wanted a girl as a pet, this is the game you dreamed of. Nekopara and Gal Gun 2 has a new competition.
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 6.0.0 Launches Alongside Online Service
People want Netflix, Youtube, folders, etc.
Nintendo said: "Have some new icons. Cheers!"
Re: Nintendo Switch Online Will Start On 19th September, More Info Coming In Direct
One more week to play online for free.
Re: Nintendo Seeking Senior Security Software Engineer With Hacking Expertise
This news is one week old... NL can never keep up.
Re: The Midnight Sanctuary Will Haunt Your Switch On 4th October
Another Sony published game for Switch. Is this game based on Scorsese's film 'Silence'?
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Direct To Be Rescheduled For Thursday 13th September
I can't wait for 'Switch Now' game streaming.
Re: Video: What Can We Hope for and Expect from the Delayed Nintendo Direct?
The Direct is no more. Nintendo is still busy fixing that fallen 'N'.
Re: Professor Layton And The Curious Village Will Be Released On Mobile In The West
If a game comes out on mobile you can be sure it will be on Switch.
Re: Azure Reflections - Bullet Heaven Or Hell?
No screenshots of the gameplay? Is the menu more fun than the shooting?
Did you guys gave it a low score because it's made by Sony?
Re: Nintendo Spends Big On Television Advertising In Month Of August To Fend Off Spider-Man
Not to worry, Spiderman Solitaire is out this week for Switch. Don't you just love these card games?
Re: Review: Hyper Light Drifter: Special Edition (Switch eShop)
This game should have been made for 3DS. It needs 3d depth perception for it's weird top-down camera angle.
Re: Nintendo Website Suggests Multiple Switch Games Will Not Support Cloud Saves
CFW already lets you do the save file cheat.
Re: Turn-Based Strategy Game Civilization VI Is Headed To Switch This November
@Mountain_Man I guess we will be getting the iPad version, since they had already optimised it for the mobile. It's a free game on iOS with in-app purchase.
Re: Turn-Based Strategy Game Civilization VI Is Headed To Switch This November
Games like Civilisation suits Switch perfectly, there's no need for a powerful GPU and the long hrs spent can be more comfortable on a couch or bed.
I hope it's not a dumbed down version like those on DS...

Re: Video: Yo-Kai Watch Blasters Launches On 3DS Today, Here's A New Trailer To Celebrate
@rjejr This game was already reviewed a few days ago.
Re: Square Enix Announces Final Fantasy XV Pocket Edition HD For Nintendo Switch
Switch is just like the 3DS getting all the dumbed down ports. (LOL) At least the Wii U still got it's dignity without getting any ports.
Re: Nintendo Download: 6th September (Europe)
@BladedKnight Next week is all about Spider Solitaire.
Re: Nintendo Download: 6th September (Europe)
So Blokeforce is out this week...
Re: Nintendo Download: 6th September (Europe)
@RazumikhinPG That's Mario's grandpa: Old fart Melusina.
Re: Nintendo Direct Delayed Due To Powerful Earthquake in Hokkaido, Japan
Maybe Nintendo Direct is secretly filmed live in Hokkaido?
Re: SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy - A Sexy Street Fighter That's Perfect For Beginners
The game size is as big as their bust size: almost 12 GB.
Re: Fortnite v5.40 Brings New Mode, Grappler And Huge Performance And Gyro Fixes On Switch
That looks like rabbid's plunger gun.
Re: Octopath Traveler Might Not Receive DLC, But A Sequel Is Being Discussed
Let the sequel be named 'Noble Eightfold Path'.
Re: Nintendo Direct Delayed Due To Powerful Earthquake in Hokkaido, Japan
I still remember that Japanese earthquake and tsunami in 2011, that's the worst disaster in modern Japanese history. Nintendo didn't paused anything for it, instead blamed it for lousy Wii U and 3DS sales.
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2013/07/nintendo_blames_2011_tohoku_earthquake_for_sluggish_wii_u_performance
Re: Planet Alpha - A Truly Mesmerising Puzzle-Platformer That You Should Download Now
@onex I played the game. It's boring. Over 3gb for a simple platformer? Thank god I didn't pay for it, but wasted my time downloading it.
Re: Planet Alpha - A Truly Mesmerising Puzzle-Platformer That You Should Download Now
And some people said looks doesn't matter... removed the background and the gameplay is just plain boring.
"Planet Alpha has secured a place as one of 2018’s most important indie releases."
See? Looks matter, you don't need creative game mechanics to earn accolades.
Re: Rumour: Yet Another Nintendo Direct To Air Tomorrow, Switch Online Details Incoming?
I think Nintendo is going to announce they are going full Netflixed. Pay a lump sum per month and play any game on the eShop. They are going to named it "Nintendo eShop Buffet".
Re: Victor Vran: Overkill Edition - The Perfect Diablo III Appetiser On Switch
This game runs at 30 fps, Diablo 3 has better graphics and it runs at 60 fps. Why is this game sold at full retail price? Save your money for Diablo 3, it has more content and is more fun.
Re: Random: The 'N' Of The Logo At Nintendo's Kyoto HQ Has Fallen Down
The big N fell on the head of Sakurai, Smash Bros is cancelled.
Re: Rumour: Yet Another Nintendo Direct To Air Tomorrow, Switch Online Details Incoming?
@Cobalt Switch is actually Vita 2.0. Before Switch came along, Vita was the indie darling. Nintendo's shares dropped a month ago when investors found out they have no games to show but indies.
It's sort of degrading to indies developers, as if they are second class citizen... but there's just too many of them on Switch. Nintendo must be crazy to think that indies can replaced proper 3rd parties.
Re: Rumour: Yet Another Nintendo Direct To Air Tomorrow, Switch Online Details Incoming?
@Cobalt LOL did you only just found out?
Re: Rumour: Yet Another Nintendo Direct To Air Tomorrow, Switch Online Details Incoming?
New 6.0 firmware update will launch soon.
Re: Rumour: Diablo III For Switch Might Be Released On Day One Of BlizzCon 2018
This is the first time Diablo is released on a touch screen device, I wonder if they have support for it? It will be better than mouse, squashing those monsters with my finger.