Nincompoop

How to fix wobbling mammaries? Give them bras?

John Carmack finally came back to challenge Nintendo after being rejected by them in 1990.

Before id Software was founded, John Carmack made a PC version of Mario and pitched Nintendo to sell it on floppy disk for the PC market.

LOL, Slow RMX Brickmaster.

Thank god Switch game is small, SD CARD can still be relevant. New games on PS4 like Red Dead Redemption 2 is 105 GB, even 1 TB HDD is begging for mercy.

Super Fast RMX Morpheus.

@RupeeClock Nintendo is making a Nintendog for mobile.

Will they make the joy con purr when I pet the cat?

I will download the pdf for free.

Sony gave up on Vita years ago, now they finally buried it. LOL Vita (Life) is finally dead.

Sony wants to focus on just one console so they can put all efforts into making better PS4 games, similar to Nintendo getting rid of 3DS eventually and concentrating on Switch.

"Interestingly, one concept - which planned to include aliens attacking Hyrule - was going to make Link and Ganondorf team up in order to fend off the extraterrestrial threat."

Already done in Kid Icarus, they are not going to repeat the same plot.

@Chrono_Meridian You don't need to insert 'in my opinion' in every sentence you said. Everything communicated by an individual is an opinion. That applies to your real life too, not just this thing you called internet.

@twztid13 I am talking about games before 2001. Understand? Old games AKA Flintstone games.

@Heavyarms55 It's my opinion that they are not fun, who are you to judge?

@fafonio No I'm not your father.

@quinnyboy58 Are you a 58 years old boy or were you born in 1958?

Any games before GC era are like black and white movies, primitive and boring... they only served their purpose in a museum.

@fafonio Found the old dude.

Why is everyone so thrilled? They are just old games played to death on emulators. There's so many new games on Switch to play, why bother with these archaic games... they are not even fun.

Better to let them sink. No one can produce quality work in situation like this... and there will be no one to patch those bugs later.

I thought this is the video game of that movie Game Night. Pfff....

LOL I don't think anyone will ever dressed up as Toadstool.

A dung beetle game is more fun than Zelda.

They gave priority now to Switch version because they found out it's their cash cow.

Yamauchi sent his son in law Arakawa to setup Nintendo of America in New York... the company at the time (1980) consisted of only 6 people. LOL

Ready....go!

This new remake of Phoenix Wright looks ugly. The original DS ones are better.

@zombies They are all 'Shoot-them-up'.

Yes, blamed it on the game engine... and they weren't even using Unity.

Isn't this the same as Philips Hue? 💡

Add Mario and Yoshi into the game?

What a Dad... sacrificed his job and reputation to get a 3DS for his kid.

Nothing beats RIVE on Switch when it comes to this genre.

At least LABO is easy to recycle.

Sony copied the 'Start' and 'Select' buttons. Also the up, down, left, right buttons.

No Captain Toad? This game is going to be very popular.

Mario Kart is now trending on Twitter thanks to Donald Trump... great timing too, on the same day Nintendo Online launches.

Nintendo must be celebrating and 19th Sept will be known as Toadstool's Day.

Yes its a severely dumbed down version, it's not open world like the original... and you can't control the camera, it points in one direction. It skips many scenes to move things forward quickly. The characters look like they were copied and pasted from Final fantasy Theatrhythm.

Hey NL why aren't you covering more important news like this one:

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NES Mini sold out everywhere gave Nintendo the wrong impression that people want more NES games... so there you have it: a bunch of 30 years old games re-released for your enjoyment.

3DS for the daughter and Switch for the Dad, it's a happy ending for the family. What a great story.

LOL, Forbes was fooled by Nintendo's Seal of Quality.

Exclusive item? To play this game you have to sign up, that means everyone will be wearing it.

Nintendo make fun games but they work from a building that looks like a hospital.

Everyone on Switch will be playing Fortnite, Splatoon and MarioKart will be losing population.

@Mountain_Man That means Life is Strange, Detroit and Until Dawn are RPG games?

Jim Carrey should play the Joker.

A real Arkham Batman game from PS3 era would be better than these choose your own adventure games.

RPG = Role Playing Game

So if you play a role in the game then it's a RPG, which means every game is a RPG.

This article forgot to mention that crappy paid online service and it's 5 key features, actually 4... Nintendo refused to elaborate on the last features.

@Baker1000 Lumines. It's the strongest vibes you'll ever feel from the joy-con. Mario Tennis Aces has the strongest rumble for first party game.

Nintendo already achieved this with Luigi mansion on GC in 2001. It's the first game that uses the controller's rumble for ghostly notifications.