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Re: Shigeru Miyamoto Thinks You Should Give Star Fox Zero Another Try

DBPirate

@VanillaLake That's why they stopped making traditional 3D Marios? It ONLY sold 11 million? I hate this dumb "sales" logic.

Oh, Paper Mario sold more on the 3DS than GameCube? People must hate the RPG mechanics. Oh, a multiplayer 2D Mario game sold more than a 3D Mario game? People must ONLY want 2D games!

I'm pretty sure Smash U has sold less than 11 million...guess that means people hate Smash! End the franchise!

Re: Shigeru Miyamoto Thinks You Should Give Star Fox Zero Another Try

DBPirate

Sounds a bit sad, really. These last few years have been pretty rough for Nintendo and Miyamoto game-wise (Sticker Star, Color Splash, amiibo Festival, Mario Party 10, Ultra Smash, Star Fox Zero, etc).

I'm really not sure what Pikmin 3 brings to the conversation here. It's not underrated by any means. I can't think of many underrated Wii U games...Lego City Undercover is only underrated in the respect that not many people bought it. Nearly everyone that did (including me) loved it.

Re: Mii Characters Evolved From a Project Called "Women's Fortune Telling Pocket Notebook"

DBPirate

Like how Color Splash evolved from watching a kid finger paint or something like that?

But as for the subject at hand, I hope Miis return to the NX. Still looking like they do now (nowhere near the Xbox avatars, please, I like Nintendo's style here more) but with more options for...everything. Eyes, mouth, nose, etc. There needs to be a better balance between "generic happy Mii" and "way too detailed Mii."

Re: ​Rumour: Nintendo UK Hints at More Mario Kart 8 DLC

DBPirate

Great, now I'm getting my hopes up! Bowser Jr. Nabbit. Bowser Jr. Nabbit. Bowser Jr. Nabbit.

I kinda hope this is just 2 cups with remastered retro tracks that have already returned like Maple Treeway and Koopa Cape (pleeeeeeease). We can't use em all up before Mario Kart 9!

Re: Poll: Are You Excited About Nintendo's Expanded E3 Plans?

DBPirate

Nintendo's E3: watching people play part of a game that's been delayed like three times already and then watching them play Pokémon.

This is why I don't like Ubisoft's E3s! All they do is play some sort of multiplayer thing while reciting scripted lines like "okay, go over there" and "boom, head shot!" It'll be no different for Nintendo's.

@medalofhonorfan My exact thoughts.

Re: Random: EA Executive is as Non-Committal to NX as Possible, PR Assistant Approves

DBPirate

"If it makes sense for us" What the heck does that mean?

If the NX uses the same architecture as the other two consoles, there's no excuse for a majority of the games not being on the NX, unless they're exclusives.

But, unfortunately, it seems companies like EA need to support the NX for it to be a success. I wouldn't mind their absence but Nintendo needs to in this instance. Now, I would mind Ubisoft's absence since I love Assassin's Creed and their PC ports aren't the best.

Re: Soapbox: Why Websites Don’t Need to Give a Game a Review Score (and Probably Shouldn’t)

DBPirate

I really like having game scores. They sum up overall thoughts on the game as opposed to simply saying, "oh, I liked it" or "I recommend this game." That doesn't give you a sense of how good it is.

Also, as much as I find the "80s, 90s, early 00s" score chart better than the one that most people see games as, I definitely wouldn't consider a 6 "good." Even this site uses a 6 as "not bad" while a 7 is "good." We shouldn't completely get rid of scores just because of the misconceptions a few reviewers have, like anything below an 8 is terrible.