I think the real problem here is that when Nintendo thinks of F-Zero, they think of the SNES and GBA games, which admittedly had gotten rather stale and sold poorly. Nintendo didn't actually develop GX and so they're not as close to how any of those ideas were received, they just know that like most games that weren't Mario or Zelda, it didn't sell that well.
@Xenomorth Yeah that's a fair point. I had to leave for work so I just left it at a "this is terrible" which is a bit unfair. I will give them some big points for including Sands Of Destruction and Infinite Space as they're real gems but other games like Sonic Chronicles and Kingdom Hearts Pretentious Random Name Generator have no business being here. What's worse, and this is true about all of these lists so far, is that with every bad game on these lists, they've excluded a game that really deserved to be here. No Devil Survivor 1 or 2 on BOTH the DS and 3DS list is a crime
@shonenjump86 You can start anywhere except Xenoblade Chronicles Future Connected and Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Torna The Golden Country as they're sequels and prequels to their respective main games. I will say that you might get slightly more enjoyment out of 2 if you've already played 1 but it isn't essential to enjoy 2
@Lukandon I don't think you can really say that Colors had the worst writing when you haven't played any of the games that came after it lol. Trust me, Sonic Colors writing was super cringe and yet still somehow nowhere near as bad as Lost World or Forces. It shouldn't have been possible and yet here we are lol
For those of you looking to scratch that itch while waiting for this sequel, I highly recommend Coffee Talk and Necrobarista. Coffee Talk is currently on Switch, with Necrobarista arriving next year
I'm honestly more excited for Stories 2 than Rise. I loved the first Stories game and after Pokémon Sword and Shield, I can't wait to play a good Pokémon style game. Looking forward to riding on my favorite good boy Zinogre next summer
@Coach_A I absolutely don't understand the first point either but as for the second, not everyone likes Roguelikes. The procedurally generated, never have the same experience twice nature of it has a tendency to get very dull and samey for some people as there's only so many ways to rearrange a floor and none of those ways have the same magic as a level that was meticulously crafted with secrets, challenges and set pieces. Couple that with a lot of Roguelike's core design, generally starting out too weak to complete the challenge until you've spent enough time unlocking abilities, powerups or even player level. This means that just by being a Roguelike, you've now added a ton of grinding to someone's favorite genre that didn't necessarily have it before and not everyone wants to do that
I love the attention to detail in this picture. The second drink is clearly for Luigi indicated by the green straw. What I find amusing though is that Luigi has apparently had less of his drink than Mario and I'm just going to assume it's because Mario is making him take the pictures instead of relaxing
@Zuljaras Also if it makes you feel better, a lot of the looting and destruction actually started with disguised police who purposely rallied people to loot and destroy for the sole purpose of getting people like you to question the movement. Once the public lumps all protesters in with the looters, their image will be ruined, they'll no longer have public support, they'll easily be labeled as an enemy to the public, and their cause will be forgotten.
@Zuljaras It's a desperate tactic that basically equates to that of a screaming child. Do everything you can to get the screaming child to behave but when you've tried everything and they're still acting out, you give them something to make them happy. It's just in this case, what makes the screaming child happy is to stop racism, corruption and police brutality
@sixrings If you actually cared about the well being of other people, you'd hold a company accountable for their actions rather than defending them and placing the blame on consumers instead. If Nintendo actually put out a quality product that didn't require repairs every 9 months like they used to, they wouldn't need to place so much of their staff at risk to make a band aid fix. The"Neglect" you speak of is all Nintendo's. People before corporations man.
@tekknik I'm just saying it looks to me like the intention of creating this bot is much closer to the purpose of buying and reselling Switches for profit than it is to helping a friend or niece like you previously suggested. Which also implies that he knew exactly what this would be used for. To me, setting this free into the world like he did, even without directly using it to resell Switches himself, shows that he wanted to cause a little chaos without having to assume any of the responsibility for it.
@tekknik Actually since his he didn’t sell anything his motive was likely “i want a switch” or “my niece / nephew wants a switch”.
Literally taken from Nintendo Life's earlier article: I decided to make it as a joke, but I quickly realized just how powerful it could be. Me and my friends were talking about reselling Nintendo Switches, and at one point my friend, nicknamed Bird, told me I should make a bot. And here we are today.
@tekknik So scalping is perfectly fine because people are choosing to pay 300% more than the original price? After all, why should only Nintendo profit from their product? Are you serious? You know who actually benefits from scalping like that? People who actually have the money to horde a bunch of Switches. That takes thousands of dollars to do what some of these people are doing. You know who's actually able to buy them at that ridiculous mark up? Other people with a lot of money who can afford it. You know who doesn't get to buy one at that price? Literally everyone else. This product has now been made unavailable to the average consumer. Choice has nothing to do with it. Rich people will buy what they want. Everyone else gets left in the cold.
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Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of Nintendo Direct At E3 2021?
@weoputjlsldfkj I said that actually lol
Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of Nintendo Direct At E3 2021?
@MS7000 I'd love more F-Zero but Captain Falcon is dead. Kazuya murdered him
Re: The Japanese Shin Megami Tensei V Trailer Is Different To The Western One
Obviously they couldn't add Mara into this trailer because it was too hard
Re: Coromon Brings More Pokémon-Style Action To Nintendo Switch Next Year
@Longondo I'd recommend keeping an eye out for Monster Hunter Stories 2 and SMT V
Re: Willy Morgan And The Curse Of Bone Town Brings "Modern" Point-And-Click To Switch Next Week
I doubt this Willy has ever been to Bone Town
Re: Prinny Presents NIS Classics Volume 1 Gets Its Nintendo Switch Release Date
So how long before we get an Ar Tonellico 1 and 2 collection? Umm, asking for a friend
Re: F-Zero Isn't Dead - It's Just Sleeping, Says Nintendo Legend Takaya Imamura
I think the real problem here is that when Nintendo thinks of F-Zero, they think of the SNES and GBA games, which admittedly had gotten rather stale and sold poorly. Nintendo didn't actually develop GX and so they're not as close to how any of those ideas were received, they just know that like most games that weren't Mario or Zelda, it didn't sell that well.
Re: Best Nintendo DS RPGs
@coleman83 If it helps, Radiant Historia Perfect Chronology got a spot in their 3DS list earlier
Re: Best Nintendo DS RPGs
@Xenomorth Yeah that's a fair point. I had to leave for work so I just left it at a "this is terrible" which is a bit unfair. I will give them some big points for including Sands Of Destruction and Infinite Space as they're real gems but other games like Sonic Chronicles and Kingdom Hearts Pretentious Random Name Generator have no business being here. What's worse, and this is true about all of these lists so far, is that with every bad game on these lists, they've excluded a game that really deserved to be here. No Devil Survivor 1 or 2 on BOTH the DS and 3DS list is a crime
Re: Best Nintendo DS RPGs
Please stop. These lists are terrible
Re: Sakurai Explains Why Xenoblade's Rex Isn't A Smash Ultimate DLC Fighter
@shonenjump86 You can start anywhere except Xenoblade Chronicles Future Connected and Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Torna The Golden Country as they're sequels and prequels to their respective main games. I will say that you might get slightly more enjoyment out of 2 if you've already played 1 but it isn't essential to enjoy 2
Re: Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings Of Ruin Launches In July, Three amiibo Figures Annouced
Please tell me I can pet and ride my precious boy Dodogama. That's what I really want
Re: Sinnoh Confirmed: Pokémon Brilliant Diamond And Shining Pearl Officially Announced For Switch
It looks so ugly
Re: Jet Set Radio's Legacy Lives On In This Official Trailer For Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
@Jakiboy No but I'm sick of people complaining about them for stupid reasons
Re: Capcom Reveals The Most Used Weapon In The Monster Hunter Rise Demo
Sword and Shield mains rise up! Wait it's just me?
Re: Two Veteran Sonic The Hedgehog Writers Appear To Have Moved On
@Lukandon I don't think you can really say that Colors had the worst writing when you haven't played any of the games that came after it lol. Trust me, Sonic Colors writing was super cringe and yet still somehow nowhere near as bad as Lost World or Forces. It shouldn't have been possible and yet here we are lol
Re: Afterparty, From The Studio That Made Oxenfree, Gets Physical Switch Release
I love this game to Hell and back
Re: Hideki Kamiya Hopes To Share An Update About Bayonetta 3 At Some Point In 2021
Can you update on something that isn't announced yet? Wouldn't you just announce it? Lol
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Someone tell NitroRad
Re: Nintendo First Shared Switch Launch Details Four Years Ago Today
AKA how long I've been waiting for SMT V lol
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Why did Mario go Super Saiyan?
Re: Sequel To Cyberpunk Bartender Game VA-11 HALL-A Delayed Indefinitely
For those of you looking to scratch that itch while waiting for this sequel, I highly recommend Coffee Talk and Necrobarista. Coffee Talk is currently on Switch, with Necrobarista arriving next year
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Can't have your parents sell your stuff if you don't have parents. That's how Batman keeps all his toys.
Re: Random: No, The World Ends With You Sequel Is Not A Persona 5 Rip-Off
Hahaha. Because only Persona can have teenagers in Tokyo with stylish aesthetics. I forgot Atlus invented those
Re: Minecraft's Steve Revealed As Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Next DLC Fighter
Pretty disappointed tbh.
Re: Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings Of Ruin Hits Switch Summer 2021
I'm honestly more excited for Stories 2 than Rise. I loved the first Stories game and after Pokémon Sword and Shield, I can't wait to play a good Pokémon style game. Looking forward to riding on my favorite good boy Zinogre next summer
Re: Nintendo Direct Mini: Partner Showcase To Air Tomorrow
I literally don't remember the last one. I got my SMT V and Nocturne news though so I've made up my mind not to complain about these
Re: It's Official, Immortals Fenyx Rising Launches On Switch This December
@aznable someone needs to play SMT V when it comes out lol
Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of The August 2020 Nintendo Indie World Showcase?
@Coach_A I absolutely don't understand the first point either but as for the second, not everyone likes Roguelikes. The procedurally generated, never have the same experience twice nature of it has a tendency to get very dull and samey for some people as there's only so many ways to rearrange a floor and none of those ways have the same magic as a level that was meticulously crafted with secrets, challenges and set pieces. Couple that with a lot of Roguelike's core design, generally starting out too weak to complete the challenge until you've spent enough time unlocking abilities, powerups or even player level. This means that just by being a Roguelike, you've now added a ton of grinding to someone's favorite genre that didn't necessarily have it before and not everyone wants to do that
Re: Nintendo Indie World Showcase Announced For Tuesday 18th August
@Slowdive Oh yes! 😎
Re: Nintendo Indie World Showcase Announced For Tuesday 18th August
@Slowdive nice profile pic!
Re: Random: Nintendo Posts New Image Of Mario In The Sunshine, Internet Goes Wild Again
I love the attention to detail in this picture. The second drink is clearly for Luigi indicated by the green straw. What I find amusing though is that Luigi has apparently had less of his drink than Mario and I'm just going to assume it's because Mario is making him take the pictures instead of relaxing
Re: Feature: Every Virtual Boy Game Ranked
Jack Bros baby!!
Re: Shin Megami Tensei III Is Coming To Nintendo Switch Alongside The Fifth Game
So excited! Definitely wasn't expecting SMT Nocturne news today
Re: Can You Name These Switch Games From Their Menu Icons?
20/21. I always confuse What Remains Of Edith Finch with The Vanishing Of Ethan Carter Lol. They sound so inner changeable
Re: Capcom Says "No" To Monster Hunter World On Nintendo Switch (Again)
Monster Hunter Stories 2 please! I'd love to play a good Pokémon style game on Switch!
Re: Nintendo President Apologises For Joy-Con Drift, Can't Comment Further Due To Ongoing Lawsuit
@Grot Yeah you're being pro corporation. Good job
Re: TiMi Studios Describes Pokémon Unite As An 'Unprecedented Opportunity And Challenge'
@ThatNyteDaez Good to see some people are genuinely looking forward to this
Re: Pokémon To Reveal A 'Big Project' Next Week In Second Presentation
@Deku-Scrub Good catch! I took a look for myself. Aside from the three Sword and Shield starters on the top shelf, everything else there is in Gen 2
Re: Purchase The Sword And Shield Expansion Pass Before August 31st And Get Leon's Outfit As A Bonus
Umm can't you already get this in game? I know I definitely have the shirt
Re: Random: Nintendo Switch Fans React To The PC Port Of Persona 4 Golden
@Lordplops Crys in PlayStation Vita
Re: Nintendo New York Store Windows Smashed During Riots In Manhattan
@Zuljaras Also if it makes you feel better, a lot of the looting and destruction actually started with disguised police who purposely rallied people to loot and destroy for the sole purpose of getting people like you to question the movement. Once the public lumps all protesters in with the looters, their image will be ruined, they'll no longer have public support, they'll easily be labeled as an enemy to the public, and their cause will be forgotten.
Re: Nintendo New York Store Windows Smashed During Riots In Manhattan
@Zuljaras It's a desperate tactic that basically equates to that of a screaming child. Do everything you can to get the screaming child to behave but when you've tried everything and they're still acting out, you give them something to make them happy. It's just in this case, what makes the screaming child happy is to stop racism, corruption and police brutality
Re: Slowly But Surely, Nintendo's North American Repair Centres Are Coming Back To Life
@sixrings If you actually cared about the well being of other people, you'd hold a company accountable for their actions rather than defending them and placing the blame on consumers instead. If Nintendo actually put out a quality product that didn't require repairs every 9 months like they used to, they wouldn't need to place so much of their staff at risk to make a band aid fix. The"Neglect" you speak of is all Nintendo's. People before corporations man.
Re: Slowly But Surely, Nintendo's North American Repair Centres Are Coming Back To Life
Good because literally all three of my Switch controllers, including my Pro Controller, are drifting. It's ridiculous.
Re: New Game+ Expo To Feature 14 Publishers This June, Including SEGA, Atlus And SNK
Atlus is most likely just an official announcement of P5 Scramble coming west though I would really really like an update on SMT V
Re: Creator Of New Checkout Bot Targeting Online Switch Stock Discusses Backlash
@tekknik I'm just saying it looks to me like the intention of creating this bot is much closer to the purpose of buying and reselling Switches for profit than it is to helping a friend or niece like you previously suggested. Which also implies that he knew exactly what this would be used for. To me, setting this free into the world like he did, even without directly using it to resell Switches himself, shows that he wanted to cause a little chaos without having to assume any of the responsibility for it.
Re: Creator Of New Checkout Bot Targeting Online Switch Stock Discusses Backlash
@tekknik https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/04/new_checkout_bot_targeting_online_switch_stock_is_driving_the_scalpers_market_in_north_america
Re: Creator Of New Checkout Bot Targeting Online Switch Stock Discusses Backlash
@tekknik Actually since his he didn’t sell anything his motive was likely “i want a switch” or “my niece / nephew wants a switch”.
Literally taken from Nintendo Life's earlier article:
I decided to make it as a joke, but I quickly realized just how powerful it could be. Me and my friends were talking about reselling Nintendo Switches, and at one point my friend, nicknamed Bird, told me I should make a bot. And here we are today.
Re: Creator Of New Checkout Bot Targeting Online Switch Stock Discusses Backlash
@tekknik So scalping is perfectly fine because people are choosing to pay 300% more than the original price? After all, why should only Nintendo profit from their product? Are you serious? You know who actually benefits from scalping like that? People who actually have the money to horde a bunch of Switches. That takes thousands of dollars to do what some of these people are doing. You know who's actually able to buy them at that ridiculous mark up? Other people with a lot of money who can afford it. You know who doesn't get to buy one at that price? Literally everyone else. This product has now been made unavailable to the average consumer. Choice has nothing to do with it. Rich people will buy what they want. Everyone else gets left in the cold.