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I saw a Reddit post earlier this morning saying you could buy every Mario RPG (including remakes) and it would be roughly the price of the PS5 Pro.

YEEEEEEEEES!!!

@Bunkerneath Since I'm not a jerk like the other commenter, Minecraft: Story Mode was critically panned since Minecraft is a sandbox game and doesn't need a story. However, the trailer makes it look good in comparison.

@Anti-Matter Konami is an entire company that's gone downhill due to comically large amounts of conflict.

"Concordia" was the name of my old VBS program.

@DripDropCop146 Exactly my opinion too.

@GarlicGuzzler my humor is broken I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED AT THIS.

@VHSGREMLIN I agree. Outside of having to pay for it, you also get:
-Emulated games that run better on my phone and rarely release
-Some minor gifts for some games
-Very limited voice chat (look, if Rocket League on Switch has voice chat, there's no excuse for Nintendo to do the same)
The only things worth it are the cheap price compared to other online sub services, and the controllers. Everything else sucks.

Perfect 50/50 as of Tuesday at 8:45 GMT.

Looks cool. As for the drama, I go by "Separate the art from the artist".

sponge bop
partick

Okay, hear me out: If it's running in 1080p, then call it the Nintendo 64*16.75.

@mariomaster96 They're aware of their fanbase.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH- oh wait, they're being serious.

In that case, let me laugh even more! BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

"Murder" wasn't an ESRB rating last I checked...

Here before someone says something along the lines of "Switch has no games"

My checklist for things that will never happen:
(this is a joke)
-Localized Mother 3 (official)
-A new 3D Mario
-Another Dedede's Drum Dash game
-SEGA actually being competent
-A Rhythm Heaven game
And now Silksong. Funny.

@Isaix You said "involved", I gave you involved. They weren't in charge, they were involved.

@Isaix They were involved in Origins and Superstars.

The renders are getting better and more expressive. Like they have "soul" in them. I like it.

EA: Eternal Absurdity

Despite their choices, it's news like this that make me realize to never lose hope in Nintendo.

They need to reveal it soon, so I can scratch that Nintendo Itch I've been having lately.

I'll see myself out now.

If it's actually called "Nintendo Switch 2" I'll lick cement.

insert obligatory rhythm heaven reference here

Yeah, might as well just emulate the OG NES Remix if it's that bad.

@Arcata I dream of that day. Been emulating and pirating since I was 9 years old. I have morals, though, so I don't do the current gen or the one before that. Wii/3DS is the highest I'll go.

I have one question for God... WWHYHYWWHYHYHYHYWHYHYHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHWYHWYWHYWHYWHWYHWYWHYWHWYHWYHWY?

@Not_Soos You summed this up perfectly. Even though I don't like TTYD, I don't care about framerate. 30 FPS is perfectly manageable.

AHOY SPONGEBOY ME BOB
I AM LOCKED AT THIRTY FRAMES PER SECOND ON THE NINTENDO HARDWARE
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN TAKE THIS
ARGRAGRAGARGARAGRAGRAGRAGARGARAGRAGR

It's articles like this reminding me why I still love Nintendo and their works. Kudos to Tezuka!

if we have chris pratt as mario, we should continue the trend by having chris evans as link.

I don't immediately spot 30 FPS gameplay until after 60 FPS gameplay. It's really not that bad, 30 FPS shouldn't be an issue. Don't reply to me with your "Switch is underpowered" nonsense, it is, but if you don't want the game, feel morally okay to sail the seven seas for the 20-year-old original.

@larryisaman "You friggin fricks!"

Does that mean less stability though? The Switch has enough to keep the economy stable, what about the Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo 3D All-Stars Racing Transformed Plus Deluxe Returns 3D Deluxe & Knuckles featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series? (featuring a new Funky Mode, obviously)

I don't even care if this is verified. Nintendo would never do this- the numerous low-quality quick buck Mario games on there are a better target. They would stop GMod, and not the specific content. This is a fake- end of story. No, I don't care that they did this with Dreams years earlier, that was one whole game. This is a game across a whole platform. I am not defending Nintendo- anyone who says so didn't read the whole thing.

also I'm surprised Anti-Matter hasn't realized that GMod isn't a modded Nintendo game, it's a mod of Half-Life 2. Nothing is illegal here.

@PikminMarioKirby I believe it was a fan-game done in the Kirby's Adventure style, not the Game Boy style.

THEY GAVE US MORE THAN STABILITY
WE ARE EATING GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

skill issue lol

Rhythm Heaven is
something I want on Switch, so
please give, Nintendo.

At least Kabula returned in RTDLDX. She needs more love.

Honestly, if Star Allies was handled the same way RTDLDX was, it could've been THE definitive Kirby game. Star Allies's content alone and amazing multiplayer mechanics plus RTDLDX's level design, collectible system, difficulty and welcoming single-player experience would've made it the best Kirby game to exist.

But honestly, RTDLDX's extra mode kicked my butt. The fact that a Halcandra Dee killed me five times alone in Egg Engines says a lot about what KIrby should be like.

also Super Star Ultra port pls Nintendo

You know, people say that the controls are bad. However, Sonic Heroes is my favorite Sonic game, so I eat that stuff for breakfast.

honestly, we need to rename the term "swan song" to "silk song" because that is probably what it will be.

@-wc- As a Kirby superfan, my problem is repetitive gameplay and short length. The fact that you can beat the main campaign in 20 minutes and then becomes boring pinball says a lot about Pinball Land. I get Kirby games are known for their low difficulty, but it's ridiculous. Kirby on a pinball table is a great idea, and Tilt and Tumble kinda did it better, but yeah, Pinball Land is more like a Painball Land to me. Don't know what the editors' problems are.

@burninmylight Exactly. The only one harmed was the ego of the billion-dollar company.

Not even 20 cents is enough for me. I'll stick to the quality games I've already played.

OW THE EDGE
I AM AT ALDI
LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY, WHICH IS FINE BY ME
WE'RE GOING TO THE ARK, SO I GUESS WE'RE GOING TOO
ALMOST DEAD
WHERE'S THAT D4MN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD

IF Sakurai is involved with the next Smash game, this makes me hopeful, because I make up better movesets on my own time, and it would be good to see more unique movesets.

we need a live stream of Chris Pratt spending hours attempting to stomp............... KOOPAS in the original Mario Bros. arcade game at a local laundromat.