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"super korio"
just let me say something witty NL gosh darn not every comment needs to be an essay

@Spider-Kev but I'm Murican... 😞

@Spider-Kev What kind of timeline is this? If I can get a BOGO from a McChicken at the McDonalds 5 1/2 blocks from my house, I should be able to give my friends our corporate overlords' online sub! (half-joke)

YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRIO!

>mentioning IPs that should make a comeback
>no mention of Rhythm Heaven
>eternalsadness.mp4

Looks like I'm going to shovel the EShop's driveway clean...

@chapuH "This exists."
-The Internet, probably

oh get outta here oobey/yoobey soft

@twenty90seven The cheat comes from the code in Sonic 3 (Genesis) to unlock Level Select.

@Anti-Matter I wish more video games used 20th Century Western animation logic.

Like with the games, I don't put expectations on the movies, so I'm generally fine with anything I'm given. The human characters are fine, Sonic doesn't need to be a carbon copy of the games.

"Outta my way, Meta Knight!"
-Dedede's last words before his tragic dededeath

1. Rhythm Heaven
2. Kirby Super Star Ultra
3. New Super Mario Bros.
4. Kirby Mass Attack
5. Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

this is gonna be the worst movie ever but I'm still going to see it

the next game should be called "spla2*2n"

"I give it 11 minutes."
-Squidward Quincy Tentacles

sad SpongeBob music

Mario & Luigi > Paper Mario

Should've made a Kirby-themed one called the "64DDD".

Guys, it's just an animation, he's not getting struck.

just don't pirate current-gen games. been pirating stuff from older gens since my age was a single digit number and it's worked out fine.

@HammerGalladeBro MAN that's a deep cut

took long enough.

"Trouble keeps you running faster"
IS THAT A SONIC CD US SOUNDTRACK REFERENCE??
sonic CD US soundtrack is goated
what's even funnier is that the lyrics are from its main theme, fittingly titled "Sonic Boom"

Absolutely based.

the whole "mechanic patent" situation would be scary if:
a. the patents were literally the surface value definition of what they say (in this case, they're not filing because of similar gameplay, they're filing because of similar code)
b. Pocketpair wasn't a scummy multimillion-dollar business

@TotalHenshin
"A bear! Play dead!"
(casually becomes a copy of Rhythm Heaven for the DS)
"Not that dead!"

@Mana_Knight Mario: Brothership

@Chimichanga *Modders are what SEG-ain't

@Solomon_Rambling WHAT ON EARTH IS A KILOMETER 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅

I would say "SEGA hire this man" but they've hired that man plenty of times recently.

@BeefSanta The M&L series lets you press A to immediately make the rest of the line you're on appear, allowing you to then skip right after. It's quite easy to scroll through text quickly in these games.

@Mana_Knight The Computer Virus (also known as Battle Windows) from Super Star was a good take on the genre. I don't really like it compared to the other bosses in the game, but it's still good nonetheless.

@Maxz that reads like a comment out of r/tomorrow

@Notsoavid you fight ganon in Zelda? Come on, man, spoilers!

I don't like SA2 but the JP cover looks like it's literally Shadow as Sonic's shadow. JP takes my vote

I need to stop my habit of clicking every article that's new.

Nintendo fans when they remaster DKCR for the second time: 😡
Nintendo fans when they haven't remastered TP and WW for the second time: 😡

Sonic was designed with western appeal in mind, this isn't shocking

They actually did it. They finally put their music somewhere official. Holy *****.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Oil I can say is fry about it.

WHERE. IS. THE. STABILITY.

I don't care how stable it is, all I know is I WANT MORE. I WANT MY SWITCH TO BE INDESTRUCTIBLE.

Fools, we don't have too much, we N E E D M O R E S T A B I L I T Y !

HECK YEAH NEW MARIO SHORT

Wait, what about chapter 3?

it's been GENERATIONS since I got a sonic game on switch, so I might get this one

@JokerCK the comment has six likes as of writing. Let's keep it that way.

"Oh no!" cried George.
"Here we go again!" exclaimed Harold.

Yeah, and Rhythm Heaven isn't a dead franchise.