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@MisterUnicorn I hope he's a flat earther.

@Munchlax 12 carrot seeds!

@Splash_Woman "Dude, let's kill the DLC."

@Moistnado "LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW RePOP Nintendo Switch 2 Edition had been scheduled for release on March 26, 2026. However, due to the need for significant updates not only to the Nintendo Switch 2 version but also to the currently released Nintendo Switch version, we have made the difficult decision to postpone the release."

"Stitch Machoo" that's not the worst I can do, but it's the worst I can do without expending any mental effort for a good portmanteau of Switch 2 and Steam Machine.

@Erigen I like it, but it's not NieRly as good as this game. It's really something special. I was initially turned off by the overly provocative character designs, but I heard one song from Nier: Automata and spent the next week getting my second (and probably final) platinum trophy. It's in my top 5 of all time and is possibly my #1.

@Erigen That's because NieR: Automata is a masterpiece and one of the greatest games of all time and Forspoken is

I never even considered a direct sequel, but it's what I want. And it says NieR: Automata to be continued, not Nier to be continued! But Yoko Taro so idk

@anoyonmus oh sorry, it's more like, it kind of is that, but I don't know if I'd actually describe what you end up with as... "superior." Maybe they're more dangerous?

@anoyonmus .... yes?

@OmnitronVariant yeah, hopefully they keep that up. I can't imagine they need more than a server or two running to make those titles available to owners, hopefully in perpetuity.

@OmnitronVariant @PinderSchloss you can still download Wii software even, you just can't buy it anymore.

@Jamie64326 @TrogdorTheBurninator I think they should get back to building love hotels

So stay the heck away!

@bnutz2k isn't there only like 1 third party controller that does that right now? It's no biggie for me but it is really convenient, especially since the humidity here is so low and the Switch 2 shocks the hell out of me when I touch it while docked. My wife has taken to using my GameCube controller to fire it up lately lol

@The_Nintendo_Expat classic Lewis Black!

I really didn't care about this game when it was announced, and I was going to buy a PS5 at the time. Not to mention the fact that I've been a gigantic Capcom fan since the 1980s and I am of the opinion that they still make amazing games 83.666667 percent of the time, but I'm just on the edge of a preorder now and I haven't even touched the demo. I'll get right on it and report the results. Okay I'm probably not reporting any results tbh.

I used to not care about rumble but then I got my horse in Stardew Valley. You might be thinking, "why is that what turned your opinion around?" You might also be thinking, "tell me more about the horses in Stardew Valley!" But you're probably just thinking, "I'm not reading this lumpy space moron's comment." Most importantly though, is

@anoyonmus I don't actually know what peacewalker is, so I think it might be pretty inessential, of course I've never played MGS4 because I skipped the PS3. It works out though, because I can play as old snake now that I'm also old.

@anoyonmus if those are your only options, I'd say Snake Eater. Its a prequel. The MGS games are extremely lore dense and I can't recommend playing the others at all without having played the first 2.

@dskatter it's gonna' be a Zune baby

Devilish, but not delightfully so

I love that game! I'd buy it if I didn't hate that one particular guy.

@LastFootnote perhaps they were still evaluating it or the changes were balanced with other changes that were in the future patch.

@krogp It's blue man.

@krogp Do you dislike the combination because it makes Elliot difficult to see against the grass, or do you simply find the combination to be garish?

@krogp I think you might be a little bit colorblind

Wait... Really? Code Vein?

I know Oblivion isn't going to fit on a cart, but they're not even doing game key cards? Is that better or not? I wasn't getting it physically anyway because I knew it wasn't happening.

Gimme Metaphor, Oblivion and Expedition 33 ples

@BrianJL Off topic-ish, I would kill for a NES Max reissue. My thumbs are destroyed and I can't use a proper D-Pad anymore, plus I really liked it when I was a kid. To clarify (in case Miyamoto is reading this) I would prefer not to kill a human for one. Or an animal. Humans are slightly more negotiable. Plants know what they did.

It's 20 dollars to upgrade? I never bought it so I might pick up the Switch 2 edition, but I can't imagine paying 20 dollars for this when BOTW is only 10. And that's even free with NSO. What the heck man

@Max_the_German I was going to say the same thing. I believe this is what's happening just out of frame on the North American Mega Man 1 box.

@Duncanballs it might be in this sea of comments somewhere but Xenoblade Chronicles 3 was announced in February of 2022 then came out in July 2022. Huge games can be announced just months ahead of time, and it happens often.

Wow I got them all and I guessed like 4 of them. If I had known it was timed I would have... probably missed a couple.

@StarCollector I'm right handed and use my mouse with my left hand. Is that weird? I guess in the 80s nobody knew to tell me I was doing it wrong.

@Anti-Matter as far as I know clown imagery is the same on both sides of the Atlantic, with its roots being hundreds of years old.

Wait, is Mii the plural of Mii? Makes sense I guess.

@Anti-Matter you act like that's a good thing

I loved this game so much, it really needs a reissue

@sevex my thumbs are really messed up because I'm old/I'm a manual laborer, and I pretty much can't use a normal D pad anymore. A tremendous fall for someone who beat Zelda 2 at 9 years old. These weird things usually give me a lot more leverage and control. Of course even I'd want it to be optional, and also not on a Joy-con, because my hands are the size of hams.
EDIT: hey, if we watch the video we find out it is optional

@SplatRay001 is that also Clawgrip on its back in the same frames?

I hated ff7 when it came out but I'mma try the demo and see if I can get into it.
Update 2/14/26 my wife started playing it and now she's in love.

I'm real glad we got the IR sensor and magnets instead of an analog trigger. Thanks Nintendo.

Petch and Lonk for sure.

@Friendly I know, I'm 46. Amazing game, though! I was super disappointed when Mario 3 was closer to the first game than the second

This man directed THE 28 time winner of GOTY, the indomitable Super Mario Bros 2??? Truly we have lost a legend. May he enjoy his retirement.

@Shmoo I currently have

PS2
PS3
PS4
GameCube
Wii U
Wii
NES
N64
Switch
Switch 2
3DS
DS

Huh, thought I had more. Shouldn't have given my SNES away in the 90s. And my OG Gameboy had a battery accident... (Don't leave the batteries in for 20 years. I found out the hard way.)

I bet its name is less confusing than the current XBox line.

@Cakefish I love child of light and many other Ubisoft products, but we've all been dumbstruck by Ubisoft's decision making for well over 20 years. Believe it or not, the first sign they were run by idiots was when they recast the prince for Prince Of Persia: Warrior Within and got Godsmack to do the soundtrack. Now, that game was good, don't misunderstand me, but one of the OG sands of time's biggest assets was the Prince's voice actor. These decisions were so tone deaf that they got the original guy (Yuri Lowenthal) back for the third game. Godsmack also failed to return, thankfully.