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@Medic_alert Picross happens, dude. Such a “just one more round” kind of game!

@amplifymj D’oh…I mixed up “Konami Code” for “Capcom Code.” Guess my age is catching up to me. Ha.

@AmplifyMJ Congrats on the PB! You’re 44 hitting near sub-20. Ain’t no Capcom code behind it either - that was all you, dude!

I hadn’t planned on getting a Switch 2 for a while, but man…..

His room grew darker /
His hair grew longer /
While our shared love for Zion /
Grew stronger and stronger

You will be missed!

Ok, but will they have a model with hall effect faceplates and magnetic sticks? If not, missed opportunity.

@NinjaWaddleDee Well said.

Also, that Unbeatable developer’s condescending commentary pretty much ensured I’ll never consider any of their output. Guess that’s my “lizard brain” talking though, right?

“Paper or plastic?”

“No, please, stuff all the items into the opening of my big Kirby.”

And that’s how I got banned from Target.

@N64-ROX I remember being very young and completely horrible at that game when I rented it. Ha! I need to sail the seas and see what it’s like in 2025.

@JohnnyMind I asked, and the answer was….Amazon. Ha. Of course!

@JohnnyMind This is a total aside but if I don’t ask now I’ll forget. I’ve seen you mention your “usual retailer” and I was just wondering who the retailer was (if you don’t mind sharing). My wife and I recently re-connected with some pals who now live in Italy (Rome), and I keep wondering if you guys shop at the same place. Ha. They’re in town here (USA) for a little bit, so I’ll have to ask where he goes.

I’ve never played a Bubsy, but I’ve heard about all the poor reviews. Know what? I’m freakin’ doin’ it, dude. Maybe not one of the physicals, but I’m gonna have a go at this.

‘Mon-sterous behavior from these super-sized goons. Surprised they didn’t go full-Hamburglar and loot the stores.

sports stadium cheering
“Big-red-balls!
Big-red-balls!
Big-red-balls!”

@carlos82 I think you might be right.

Good ol’ Shigglypuff.

You know what? That is a cool case. Can’t think of a pun, or additional fluff to add on. It’s just a very cool case.

I remember when my old man got turned into paper. Sucked.

@TheSaneInsanity @hotgoomba

Or you could take it old-school with Tapper.

Fapper.

Great write-up, James. They make quality stuff, even if their PR can be a bit…abrasive. 🤙🏻

@Birdgas Love this. I feel like that’s kinda what they’re trying to get at with GameChat. Hang out, have some laughs with pals, enjoy life.

Just hoping our Canadian friends can find a workaround for their USB-Eh? cameras they’ve stockpiled over the years…

Life is cool sometimes! Big props to the team.

“Far as I’m concerned, I ain’t prolonged the rumble long ENOUGH!!! Matter’fact, I’m out here tryin’ to beat my best time.” - Switch 2 user

Cool! I saw a “coming soon” a couple weeks ago at our local Target. Excited to watch my daughter and wife (and me!) have a go at the new system.

What a cow-ardly answer. The truth must be revealed.

Can it simulate a step-dad fart? If not, don’t care.

@MasterGraveheart Dude, I’d straight-up doodoo with excitement if they announced Mischief Makers. Shake, shake!

I’m sad this is only built for professional use, according to 8Bit’s description. WHEN are they going to release the rumored NOOB-01 for “horribly inefficient dweebs and general *****” like me?!

@Diven That also works for me. 👍🏻

So can I slap the controllers on my fridge or not? Forget 4K, the joysticks, etc. That’s the only feature I care about.

@martynstuff We could get Mario saying, “You ALMOST had it!”

@sikthvash I think Jeff Grubb leaked that detail ahead of time with a now-deleted tweet: “You’ll understand why everyone keeps calling him Kid Thickarus.”

We’ll just have to wait and C.

@-wc- Dude!!! I’d forgotten about that band til you mentioned them. Pulled up their 2022 release on the way home just now. So frickin raunchy and old school (in a good way). I’d be inclined to pronounce it ‘ah-SEH-fah-lix,’ but I’m likely wrong!

Being a Necrophagist fan in the 2000’s was similar. None of us knew how to pronounce it. We just knew they ruled.

I’ve never played a Xenoblade, nor have I ever put together a model. All of that is about to change due to this thing.

Projeck yourself before you wreck yourself.

“It’s absurd,” said Brier. “The only thing close to an apology I’ve gotten was last Tuesday when I received a $25 gift card to Chili’s in the mail. It had a note scribbled on it, from Shinya Takahashi, that said, ‘Sorry for the weird games. Please enjoy this.’”

What if they’re fed up with the leaks, so instead of developing new consoles, they just release the old ones again?

“Coming Holiday 2025, it’s the GameCube. Please enjoy this.”

@Coffeemonstah @betterthanvegas Ah, ok. I’ll have to look into some of what you mentioned. Seems excessive on their part. On a positive note, that Dungeon Mayhem game does look like a breezy bit of fun.

@Coffeemonstah How are they toxic? (I’m legitimately asking, not being facetious. I always say I’m going to try out a card game of some sort and never end up doing so.)

@MARl0 It’s like they live inside their own cave.

This looks super cool. I hadn’t heard of the series until this article. Thanks, Liam!

“I just didn’t understand at all,” reported one American player, Steve Muldoon. “I’ve seen all manner of inappropriate and, frankly, vile usernames on the app. ButtTaster69. LordOfShartsAndBlood84. Thunderstone4UrMomma. I got why those were reported. But yesterday I awoke to a notification that my username had been flagged, which is bizarre considering it was just my name and nothing else. ‘Steve Muldoon.’ I took to Reddit, Pokémon TikTok, and the official fan forums. The response was pure vitriol. ‘We hate Steve Muldoon. What a gross, plain name. A boring disaster. Away with you, Mr. Muldoon! Away!’”

Muldoon has since been unavailable for follow-up, reportedly having left the country and changing his identity. When notified of the news, Shigeru Miyamoto cheekily smiled, snorted a puff of air through his nostrils, and continued on with his wagyu dinner.

@JohnnyMind Dude, your comments on this site are always so positive and I appreciate the heck out of it!

@RetroGames That would be cool. Or even opt to use some platinum points in MyNintendo for a physical.

@nessisonett I read a rumor posted by industry analyst Jeff Grubb that the old-timey glasses will be included with the physical release of the Premium Definitive Edition.

Why didn’t they make this statement 8 years ago?! I’ve consistently let my pets peepee, poopoo, and hurl all over my launch-day Switch. Heck, I let them use it as a bed sometimes! Sure, it often emits sparks upon booting up, and most games severely glitch, but I thought that was just the thing showing its age. Frustrating!

“Did you try turning it off and on again?”
-Sakurai