It's interesting, because for a long time Nintendo didn't take such a direct route to profits. It's odd that it took them so long to launch a Nintendo theme park.
There was a time when they seemed to give out the Mario license to anyone, hence the weird cartoons and all manner of substandard merchandise.
But there have been decades of relative restraint between these two points in time.
Blimey. The Sea Life Centres in the UK did a promotional event with Animal Crossing while I was in Japan, and they release this now I'm in the UK for a couple of months.
I think they're just changing the outisde world while I'm on a 'plane' a la The Truman Show.
@B3RTAY I don't know, but if you think about it, it is the logic behind these fundraising schemes. If you give money to a cancer charity because a celebrity has a bath in baked beans, then you should have been giving prior to that event already; cancer exists regardless of whether that celebrity has a bath in baked beans or not. It's idiotic.
@onlyonemello My initial reaction to that was, if the idea is too ambitious for them to make work with a functioning camera, then they shouldn't have pursued it.
But then, I suppose with that attitude we would never have gotten Mario 64.
The problem these days is that in the race to be among the first to publish a walkthrough online, these guides understandably are quite sloppy.
What really needs to happen is that someone goes back and tidies them up a bit;
I've read walkthroughs on this site (though like I say, they're far from the only offender) that were so badly written and opaque that they actually hindered rather than helped my progress.
How I long for the sumptuous displays of game guides found in NMS.
Or perhaps I just miss being younger.
Almost feel like this should have been a Diddy Kong Racing revival.
Or probably more apposite, the start of a Donkey Kong Racing series, released a year or so after Bananza (time to iron out the issues this article refers to as well). Theme seems generally better suited to the adventure elements. You could have the classic Kongs, but also newer additions from Bananza. And later release actual Mario Kart for people that like real Mario Kart.
Lap changes sound okay, but we already had that with some tracks. Expanding the amount of racers in a race which leads to ever wider tracks isn't great. A too empty open world isn't great either.
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Re: Pokémon Scalpers Set Their Sights On World Championships Merch
We all need to make a living I suppose,
but being a scalper seems like a miserable existence.
Re: Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown (Switch) - A Rad Turn-Based Brawler Blend
Ohh, for a tenner reckon I could go for this.
Guess I'll wait for a sale.
Re: Uniqlo Reveals New Pokémon TCG Clothing Range
I fully expert to see the expert splasher t-shirt in among adult Instagram content in the near future.
Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Is Laser-Targeting Your Toddlers With This New 'My Mario' Line
@The_Nintend_Pedant
I consume quite a lot of peripheral commercial nonsense available now,
but then what we think we want isn't neccessarily the best thing for us.
Re: Anniversary: Paper Mario First Unfolded On N64 25 Years Ago
Still the best Paper Mario for me.
In fact I might go as far to say that it's the definitive Mario adventure.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!
Box Art Brawls Current Total:
Europe: 105
Japan: 101
North America: 120
Australia and New Zealand: 1
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!
@batmanbud2
I'm going to go ahead and say that hydrogen bomb wins that confrontation.
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting The Switch 2 Upgrade For Kirby And The Forgotten Land?
Really enjoyed the game,
but felt it was already enough.
Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Is Laser-Targeting Your Toddlers With This New 'My Mario' Line
It's interesting, because for a long time Nintendo didn't take such a direct route to profits. It's odd that it took them so long to launch a Nintendo theme park.
There was a time when they seemed to give out the Mario license to anyone, hence the weird cartoons and all manner of substandard merchandise.
But there have been decades of relative restraint between these two points in time.
Re: Gallery: Nintendo Shows Off Its New 'My Mario' Product Line
Needs more Princess Peach stuff.
Re: Gallery: Here's A Closer Look At The Super Mario Wood Block Sets, Doubling As amiibo
I hope they eventually release the other characters with their own three piece sets.
Re: Gallery: Nintendo Shows Off Its New 'My Mario' Product Line
Blimey. The Sea Life Centres in the UK did a promotional event with Animal Crossing while I was in Japan, and they release this now I'm in the UK for a couple of months.
I think they're just changing the outisde world while I'm on a 'plane' a la The Truman Show.
Re: Gallery: Here's A Closer Look At The Super Mario Wood Block Sets, Doubling As amiibo
Might get for my small niece.
Re: Nintendo Announces New 'Hello, Mario!' App For Switch And Mobile Devices
Of course. Of course.
Re: Opinion: We Really Don't Need A Donkey Kong Timeline
Kill the heretic!
Re: Nintendo Won't Let Charity Speedrunning Event Use Its Games Without Permission, Because Of Course
@B3RTAY
I don't know, but if you think about it, it is the logic behind these fundraising schemes.
If you give money to a cancer charity because a celebrity has a bath in baked beans, then you should have been giving prior to that event already; cancer exists regardless of whether that celebrity has a bath in baked beans or not.
It's idiotic.
Re: Nintendo Won't Let Charity Speedrunning Event Use Its Games Without Permission, Because Of Course
Not a great look,
but if you're not persuaded that Doctors Without Borders need money until you see a speedrun of a game, then you're a cretin.
Re: Yooka-Replaylee Is Now "Content Complete"
Utterly bizarre decision.
Re: Sonic The Hedgehog's Minecraft DLC Scores A 'Super Update' This Week
Hate this so much.
Re: Mario Voice Actor Charles Martinet Will Appear At MCM Comic Con In Birmingham
@Fiergala
Seems to pop up once a year or so.
Re: Mario Voice Actor Charles Martinet Will Appear At MCM Comic Con In Birmingham
@Fiergala
I have a Pikachu flat cap from the London Pokemon centre,
so I suppose I'm a member of the Pika Blinders.
Re: Mario Voice Actor Charles Martinet Will Appear At Comic Con In Birmingham
Not sure what he did to deserve being inflicted with Birmingham.
Re: Timberland Is Teaming Up With Sonic On A New Range Of Boots And Clothing
Hmm, boots look quite nice and farily subtle.
I'll be going to that Parco probably around Halloween time.
Re: Opinion: Donkey Kong Bananza's Delightful World Map Is Another Nintendo Banger
@PinderSchloss
I felt that New Super Mario Bros. 2 made more sense as a Wario game.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: The Hobbit (GBA)
Box Art Brawls Current Total:
Europe: 104
Japan: 101
North America: 119
Australia and New Zealand: 1
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: The Hobbit (GBA)
Jesus Christ,
can we have some good box art next week?
Re: Antonblast Patch Brings Switch Version Up To Date With PC Release
Great game,
play it now!
Re: 112 Games You Should Pick Up In Nintendo's Summer Switch eShop Sale (Europe)
So on my eshop (Europe) it says that Witcher 3 is 100% off...
Re: Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Imprisonment Teases New Construct In Fresh Trailer
Four games in this Zelda universe is a bit much isn't it?
Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase Announced For Tomorrow, 31st July 2025
What the hell is happening with Layton?
Re: Switch Online's SNES Update Has Apparently Upgraded The CRT Filter
I genuinely cannot see the difference,
which presumably says more about me.
Re: Review: Pokémon Friends (Switch) – Pretty Plushies, Puzzling Pricing
The days of Pokemon Conquest feel very long in the past.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Blast Corps
Box Art Brawls Current Total:
Europe: 104
Japan: 100
North America: 119
Australia and New Zealand: 1
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Weaponlord (SNES)
Box Art Brawls Current Total:
Europe: 104
Japan: 99
North America: 119
Australia and New Zealand: 1
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Donkey Kong Bananza
@onlyonemello
My initial reaction to that was,
if the idea is too ambitious for them to make work with a functioning camera,
then they shouldn't have pursued it.
But then, I suppose with that attitude we would never have gotten Mario 64.
Re: Donkey Kong Bananza: Walkthrough
@Medic_alert
I would buy second hand magazines from a small local game shop for the walkthroughs.
Seems insane now.
Re: Donkey Kong Bananza: Walkthrough
The problem these days is that in the race to be among the first to publish a walkthrough online, these guides understandably are quite sloppy.
What really needs to happen is that someone goes back and tidies them up a bit;
I've read walkthroughs on this site (though like I say, they're far from the only offender) that were so badly written and opaque that they actually hindered rather than helped my progress.
How I long for the sumptuous displays of game guides found in NMS.
Or perhaps I just miss being younger.
Re: My Nintendo Store Adds A New Donkey Kong Bananza Reward (North America)
Where's my Spy Camera?
I mean, where's DK64?
Re: Nintendo Announces First Cast Members For The Legend Of Zelda Movie
Feels quite Rebecca De Mornay and Clive Warren.
Re: Review: Donkey Kong Bananza (Switch 2) - Absolutely Smashing, But Can It Beat Mario Odyssey?
From what I've seen so far, it appears to be more thematically coherent than Odyssey.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Donkey Kong Bananza
Oh my.
Camera issues in 2025 is unforgivable.
Re: Uh-Oh! It Looks Like Donkey Kong Bananza Is Already Out In The Wild
I was only looking at the leaks in order to get directions away from the leaks.
Re: Nintendo Is Seeking Player Feedback On Game-Key Cards In Japan
I would imagine that the Japanese market would be resistant to it, but who knows.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Disney's Magical Quest 3 Starring Mickey And Donald (GBA)
Box Art Brawls Current Total:
Europe: 104
Japan: 99
North America: 118
Australia and New Zealand: 1
Re: The FBI Has Seized A Switch ROM Site As Part Of A 'Law Enforcement Operation'
@Max_the_German
All too often online people confuse anticipating an argument with countering an argument.
@RasandeRose
"The best way of preventing crime is to make it a considerable risk for consequences."
We have seen that is not necessarily the case.
@Samalik
The issue is going through the EU courts right?
Will be interesting to see what happens.
Re: Feature: Three Laps, Two Players, One Vegas Jumpsuit - 10 Things We'd Love To See Added To Mario Kart World
@MathByThePixel
Exactly.
Like saying bread was popular in 18th century Europe.
Re: Feature: Three Laps, Two Players, One Vegas Jumpsuit - 10 Things We'd Love To See Added To Mario Kart World
Almost feel like this should have been a Diddy Kong Racing revival.
Or probably more apposite,
the start of a Donkey Kong Racing series,
released a year or so after Bananza (time to iron out the issues this article refers to as well).
Theme seems generally better suited to the adventure elements.
You could have the classic Kongs, but also newer additions from Bananza.
And later release actual Mario Kart for people that like real Mario Kart.
Re: Feature: Three Laps, Two Players, One Vegas Jumpsuit - 10 Things We'd Love To See Added To Mario Kart World
@Kilroy
Lap changes sound okay, but we already had that with some tracks.
Expanding the amount of racers in a race which leads to ever wider tracks isn't great.
A too empty open world isn't great either.
Re: Feature: Three Laps, Two Players, One Vegas Jumpsuit - 10 Things We'd Love To See Added To Mario Kart World
Mario Kart never needed to become open world,
and from what many have said, sounds like it doesn't suit it either.
Each new Mario Kart just needs new characters and tracks to represent the new adventure games released.
Re: Crocs Launching "First-Ever" Collaboration With Animal Crossing, Out Next Month
Grotesque indeed.