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Are Wortsworth's readings middle English? I thought they were more like early modern English, like Chaucer (kind of a transition between middle and modern).

It was a lot like what I remember of reading Chaucer, where you can get most of it if you read phonetically, and then figure out the more archaic vocabulary from context.

Admittedly, when playing I skipped over most of that because it's a skill that I'm not accustomed to using when playing a video game. Maybe I should try again.

You mean Marioreos.

Untitled Peach Game is going to look really good next to Untitled Goose Game.

Disappointing, but not surprising.

That's not Chargin Chuck pushing against Daisy. It's some new variant of the something-bros family (hammer bro, sumo bro, etc).

They named the horse Horace. Has Disney sued yet?

The cold never bothered me anyway.

I always wanted to try Kirby Tilt n Tumble and the original Harvest Moon.

The other two are "Sure, why not?"

"It's a shame, for sure, but we're not going to be losing any sleep over it. "

You'll be losing sleep from playing way into the wee hours.

So the story and characterization aren't great. That's par for the course for Illumination.

Ridley.

Because why not.

I hope Prime 4 continues to have the option of controlling like Metroid Prime. I always hated dual stick controls (and I never cared for traditional FPS games anyway, so I never had reason to adapt).

As soon as I saw him, I reacted with a big "OH!"

My wife watched it later, and she did the exact same thing.

Yeah, I knew this, although I hadn't thought about it in forever, and never really cared to use it.

Considering how many fans would be too young for Gen 3 and earlier, I guess it makes sense that lots of people wouldn't know.

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Dammit, I'm too young to feel this old!

I was born on Friday the 13th, so I'll play whatever games I feel like.

So far, just Pokemon Go.

I showed that to my wife. It gave her a case of the d'aawwws.

I have played the demo. Seemed like a nice, stressless puzzler.

Great Mighty Poo is a reasonably accurate description for the taste of energy drinks.

@Not_Soos Perhaps the title was fixed by the time you saw it? It originally said "Arrive on Switch Nintendo January 2023".

So now we've both ruined the joke.

[reads title]

It's cool that these are coming to Switch, but what's Nintendo January?

I think the biggest reason for Chris Pratt getting such a deafening "meh" is that he doesn't have the Fun Personified characterization that we're accustomed to having (at least from what we've seen so far). If anything, he comes off as the Straight Man /Fish Out of Water archetype.

It's cool, but I have too many t-shirts already.

When he was looking in the mirror and crying out in horror, I thought he was reacting to his cowlick.

They need to call this Gargoyles Reawakened.

Disney has been remembering Gargoyles over the past few years, which makes me happy as well. Wonder if they'll time the game with the new/re-released comics they announced a month-ish ago.

Also, bring back the Disney Afternoon Collection. The fact that it skipped Nintendo consoles is just... wrong.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. - Dr. Ian Malcom

Butter? That was margarine at best.

I liked to pull up the pre-made Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and then replace all the stars with pigs.

Zero wing? Incoming memeslaught.

No soundtrack, therefore no damn for me to give.

I hope they update the bad word list to allow normal words that coincidentally contain bad words. When playing Shining Pearl, I tried to name my rival Grape (in contrast to me being Orange, of course), but the bad words list wouldn't allow it. I ended up having to use Graype.

Does he get to play the flute/ocarina to defeat Paul's Voice?

Starfox Assault seems a reasonable guess, what with them developing the original.

I want the Resort Sword minigame where your pretending to be a samurai chopping down several other Mii pretend samurai in a row along a set path.

The arm is necrotic. It's decomposition is why the nails are so pronounced (and why people (used to) think fingernails continue to grow after death).

Hope you weren't eating.

It's going to be Clu Clu Land.

I clicked on this article and got a server error. Twice.

Probably the Rabbids fault.

Tetris Warriors

I smirked a little when I saw OlliOlli immediately followed by Oxenfree.

"The unaired pilot, featuring Jim Cummings as Dr Robotnik (whose voice you may recognise as Tigger)"

Or who you may recognize as Dr. Robotnic in the other Sonic cartoon that was airing at the same time. (And a bajillion other things, of course.)

Once upon a time, Xbox marketing was all about being "mature" and uploaded a flash cartoon where they had shallow parodies of Mario characters, and then a robot shows up and called them pansies, or something like that. Glad to see they've grown up.

Also, the Wii needs a quincenera.

My response to this is the same as every other musician Pokemon collaborated with this year:

Never heard of 'em.

@PBandSmelly
I was more concerned with the... uh... polishing... if you will.

Are you polishing David's... Never mind.

Whenever I see capitalized Discord, my brain immediately goes to My Little Pony.

My older phone is not supported, which is odd considering I can play Pokemon Go. Maybe it'll be supported once the rollout has progressed some.

The Stardew Valley X Willy Wonka crossover that nobody asked for and everyone wants.

And then they give him Clu Clu Land.

"with the pair flying through the sky on a Poké Ball-shaped sledge"

That is not a sledge.

Is this stealth Crab News Thursday?