OrangeSoda

There's a side of me that wants to play with a Gamecube controller, to make up for the 20 years of not being able to do so.

I love how he's midget proportioned.

I looked at the title of the article and thought "Well, that's a lot of random words."

I must be old.

What about the Rumble Pak?

Super Monkeyball RPG: Legend of the Seven Bananas

I want to see Wanondorf.

Dunk them in MooMoo Milk.

I don't know who he mains, but I bet he's got Drill item spawns set to max.

On the cover, they look like the Japanese Pep Boys.

There needs to be a Koopa Troopa on the stairs edition: The Game of Infinite Lives.

My island is much better without the stench of coffee. I have no need of the fetid, sulfurous farts of Satan.

But will it PRINT MONEY?

I think he kind of has to keep saying it. Online rumor mills are pernicious.

Crab tag... Nipple tag...

I predict the next new tag will be Bologna.

Was that big red guy a Rabbid Emboar?

As someone born in the Orwellian year of 1984, I have just one thing to say:

Get off my lawn.

I wonder if they'll have some sort of virtual tour software, like they did on 3DS with the Louvre.

I began teaching myself Unity around a couple months ago, though having learned C++ back in high school/college helped. Still working my way through whatever tutorials I find that I think would be helpful. I have a game idea in mind that I'm working toward and hope can be made into a sellable product.

I do plan to pick up Garage. If nothing else, I think it'd be helpful in prototyping. But I'm hoping there's some good Nintendo style advice as well.

Good Idea: Stopping to smell the roses.

Bad Idea: Stopping to taste the roses.

Hasn't everyone been feeling some burnout over the past year?

English Mother 3 has turned into what Duke Nukem Forever always should have been: a big vaporware running gag.

Imagine if it were Super Seducer producer Luther Shuster.

What if her dating life was like Among Us? Murder-mystery intrigue.
What if her dating life is like Star Fox? Constantly shot down.
What if her dating life is like Sonic the Hedgehog? ... On second thought, that joke is too easy.

" given the opportunity to live out her dating life as if it were a video game. They don't say which video game"

That sounds like an invitation to riff.

What if her dating life is like Super Mario Bros? Always waiting for a man to fix her problem.
What if her dating life is like Pokemon? Polyamory.
What if her dating life is like Tetris? Just line up the long piece and... Nah.

I do enjoy Pokemon Go, so I'm interested in seeing what they do with it.

On the other hand, from a practicality standpoint, I'm not sure I could do 2 games of this type.

Behold, the Power of Cheese.

I just tried to find SMB3 on Netflix and was unsuccessful. I didn't recall ever seeing it on there, just Super Show. Must be region locked. (I'm US)

I love these designs.

I can't wait to play The Legend of Arceus: Bidoof of the Wild.

No Aggrestuko? Pity.

Pokemon Pass? Has that app been used for anything since Detective Pikachu?

Count me under "What's Crackle?".

The Wind Baker

"The black boarder is admittedly an acquired taste"

One accidental letter a completely changes the meaning of the sentence. Oops.

Yesh, hype responibonsibleeeeee. I shtop at thirtysebben hypes.

I wish Geno included the forest music track they played. Oh well.

When I saw the hooded guy, my first thought was "Agahnim".

Also, Kohga is made of ham and cheese and is delicious.

I thought they were called "Bum of Chicken".

Awesome music video, though.

I want Jaleel White and Jim Cummings.

Toys to life is back, and this time it actually functions as a toy.

"In this shot, he's also holding an Xbox 360 controller and while that might seem a bit weird, it's probably a development build."

Or, you know, more trolling.

I am excited, although I hope "New Pokemon Snap" isn't the final name.

@gloom Try again tomorrow. It's already Friday in Europe, but still Thursday in NA.

So the secret to making a good Sonic game is... slow down?

Huh.

What I'm wondering is if it'll have a gameplay function. Maybe it'll function like the "things" from Sticker Star and Color Splash? But instead of real-world things, they're costumes of other Nintendo characters.

The game and soundtrack would be awesome to have (everything else is just shelf-filler), but I don't know about $70.

Yeesh. Gunna have to think about this. Good thing I've got a week.

That Boo art is freaking awesome. I want that game.

FIFA + Burnout = multiple

So... Spoiler packaging?

Yes it's an older game, but people act like anything older than 2 months is public knowledge

Seems like we only ever see the same outfits. Is the mechanic of actually changing the character model with armor gone (and I missed the memo), or was that just done for this promo material?

The most important May game for me is Shantae.

I might check out Xenoblade and SuperMash later.