MrGlubGlub

To give someone an idea of how I feel about that Nintendolife review of My Time At Sandrock being 5/10 because of its performance. My wife, probably the center of the target demographic for this game, doesn't even acknowledge any of it. Personally I don't really notice it that much either, even pre-patch. If anything it runs a little better than Portia.

I think maybe, just maybe, a professional review should be for the audience and not the reviewer.

Being more experienced reading if a game is good or not having been playing since the Atari, I was able to see passed that review. But if my wife saw a 5/10 review for this game she wouldn't have bought it. She's having a blast with this game. So what is Nintendolife's objective with their reviews, because it doesn't appear to be objectivity.

For what it's worth my wife picked this up at launch (she was a big fan of My Time At Portia) and the performance hasn't affected her at all. I personally haven't really noticed it being a big issue either, but I'm from a different era that maybe has a higher tolerance for this stuff. She loves supporting the smaller developer too at launch.

I think if you're a fan of Portia go ahead and pick this up. Nintendo World Report gave it a very different review (8.5/10).

Nintendolifes discord is a disaster. Avoid.

Am I the only one finding the big run way way way too hard?

Please put the word 'Famitsu' in the title of these articles so I know not to click on them.

Dark chocolate is the sophisticated person's choice, however I know the hardcore players don't actually care about what they prefer. They will try to min-max the system to lock in a strong lead, and the majority of plebs will obviously choose milk chocolate.

As for white chocolate, I don't even acknowledge it and it is interchangeable with 'vomit' as a third choice. It's not even technically chocolate, just coagulated oil. Disgusting garbage for animal humans.

In Canada apologizing doesn't hold you liable in court so you're able to say it more freely there.

I would describe the footage as many things but sparse is not one of them. The opposite of that in fact.

I get that there is a labour shortage but I didn't think you guys needed to hire 12 year olds to review games now.

I was thinking this person must know what they're talking about until the last quote there and then I realized they aren't paying that close attention. Pikmin Bloom literally just came out.

Also of course there is a Mario Kart 9 coming with some kind of mild twist to the formula. That's every Mario Kart game.

Ending with a banger like Yoshi Experiments was a good choice. Love how ominous the font is for the word 'Experiments'

I'm really enjoying this game personally. Just a heads up I don't think the reviewer got to level 15. There's more systems and features to unlock for this game.

I'm a fan of Reggie but not for the reasons Reggie things apparently

Takes a consumer to only see how much the unit costs and ignores the thousands of hours of administrative behind the scenes that it cost them in the design phase and logistics

If GameSpot gave it a 7 then IGN will give it an 8 or 8.5. That's the rule.

I just yell and hit my joycons and just tell people they fell down the stairs and they seem fine for a couple months until they act up again

The title to this article genuinely had me assume every game from the indie direct was coming to switch before I just now got caught up on the news. Bummer.

Jeff Goldblum belongs everywhere

@jump lol might want to reread that part

Whoever said there are no bad opinions has never seen Nintendo Life review video games

NintendoLife needs to stick to what they're good at and stop reviewing games

Guy comes into the comment section clearly trying to stir up a reaction and then judges an entire fanbase with sweeping bigoted blanket statements about a group of people when he gets it. What a piece of trash.

What happened to the Bomberman board game that was announced?

@GMACGAMER1234 That's a different game. You got 'Super Bomberman R' this is 'Super Bomberman R Online'. Similar names but completely different games.

This will be the first battle royale I'll throw money at

Not doing this to be hipster or ironic, I genuinely think Galactic Pinball for the virtual boy is the best Pinball video game and is in my top 50 games of all time.

You guys must be desperate for clicks to post pornography like this

I heard Astyanax causes blood clots

This thing has been out for a while now. I recall seeing it at an EB Games here in Canada around this time last year.

Counterpoint: Star Fox Zero was a bad game. I would also like to see a remaster though with fixed controls.

Making a fast playing card is a lazy low effort zero imagination way of trying to convey Sonic in a tabletop game.

At least, despite all logic, they released a demo to warn us about their product.

Can you name them and have them die during an expedition

*Tower Guard Games

Konami cancelled the MGS and Bomberman board games. As far as I'm concerned Konami sucks balls and doesn't actually care about their fans.

More Bomberman please

Great, now change the name to something less confusing

I like how they genuinely thought they had something good but had to announce how they had to humble themselves to listen to fan feedback. HOW? HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW IT'S BAD?

It's crazy how that Wyvern Riding demo in Monster Hunter Rise was so bad it turned me off the series and I just can't pick it up again.

Did yall copy and paste this from somewhere else? You keep referring to PC.

I wonder if they have stats on how many people couldn't finish the wyvern riding demo and quit

@Muddy_4_Ever

Already leaked 3 hours to beat, 6 to 100%

I was in until the terrible Wyvern Riding tutorial and then my eyes were opened to this game being a nightmare

Couldn't make it passed the Wyvern Riding tutorial and took a hard pass on the game

Wow how'd they make this look 4k on my phone, incredible /s

RIP bayonetta 3

Every now and then I get a blunt reminder to ignore NintendoLifes reviews. The last one was when they gave Star Fox Zero an 8.

This game is a 6 people

The correct answer is Steel Diver: Sub Wars Royale

TIL I'm an expert