One day, bots will rule the earth. It is inevitable. Resistance is futile. Just like it was predicted in those Hollywood movies with the shiny skeleton robots and Austrian musclemen/politicians, in the not-too-distant future computers will become so smart that they won't need us weak and feeble humans, and will probably wipe us out.
But it's not all bad! Before we get to that stage, we can use these bots to create amusing content, such as news headlines, Ace Attorney cases or even Pokémon.
Alex, Zion and Jon decided to pass away a little more time before their robotic overlords arrive by making a bot come up with Switch games that don't actually exist (but boy, we wish they did). Give the video a watch and let us know what you think with a comment below (which can be your own words or generated by an AI, it doesn't matter – we'll all be cowering underneath their steel boots soon, anyway).
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Forget F zero and star fox! all I want now is car fox!
Can't let you do that Car Fox!
But isn't Punch-Out!: Ring of Saturn simply a 3D remake of Power Punch II for the NES?
Remember, folks. Don't get in your Carfox immediately after a Super Mario Cosmopolitan. Please wait at least an hour before driving.
Yoshi Experiments! Love it!
Absolutely genius. Can't wait to play Pokémon: Over-ripened Banana Yellow
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Uh oh! I think your bot may have dropped acid…all these covers are like a bad trip/fever dream lol I love it!! Keep these experiments coming, they’re very entertaining
This, the Ace Attorney script. I have to ask, is the bot on NintendoLifes payroll? It's been doing a fair bit of work and I'd hate to think it's not being rewarded for its time 😛
Ending with a banger like Yoshi Experiments was a good choice. Love how ominous the font is for the word 'Experiments'
I like the name Pikins 🤣
And also I’m a fan of Pokémon: C̴͉̘̏͝h̶̛̰̍̿͘ś̷̛̥͓̤͂̓j̶͈̑͝͝d̶̢̹̜͈̈́͗͋̋͗ḩ̸͇̋͊ḑ̷̧̛̥͔̝̇h̵̞̦̹̱͖̐̃͛d̵̨̲̫̱̓̐̈j̸̲̬͙̣̈́k̸̨͕̝̐̈́
So the Carfax branding has finally reached the mainstream now that it’s mascot the Carfox has his own game!
I was thinking recently about how Rusty's Real Deal should have a Switch version. Why not Waffleball?
Why is Kiddy Kong racing rated 18? Is there nudity in this particular racing game?
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You wanted Star Fox? You wanted MK9? Now you have both in one! That said, my favourite title here is probably Rusty's Real Deal Wiffleball.
EDIT: okay, maybe slightly less so after googling up that the bot didn't actually invent the word "wiffleball". Life is truly stranger than fiction.
Rusty's Real Deal Wiffleball feels like it would be an actual game.
Man I want Car Fox so badly.
@SmartNickname What was the joke?
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I love how Kiddy Kong Racing is somehow rated 18, but the ominously titled Yoshi Experiments is only a 3 😂
so what's the deal with these AI articles? running out of things to talk about? I think the staff can write solid stuff when they feel like it. You can always do more reviews when there's nothing going on. I'd rather read articles about transgender representation in video games than this AI bs
@SmartNickname I have no idea LMAO, maybe someone just found it? idk, It shouldn't be a issue.
@SonOfVon uh, because its fun!
Car Fox, where doing a barrel roll gets you in an accident
@Snatcher what's fun or not is debatable, however, what is or isn't low effort bs cannot.
@SonOfVon I guess, but I think they are just trying something new, and since its kind of a community here, its just here to make people laugh, nothing to fancy.
Serious talk, though: I really do need a follow-up to Rusty's Real Deal Baseball. I'll take this wiffle ball variation. Make it happen, Nintendo!
Gah, it's too early in the morning to be looking at these.
I love that the cover to Rusy's Real Deal Wiffleball is apparently just some filthy sheets someone's dog walked over.
Yoshi's Experiments sounds good. Luigi got a couple mansions & a hotel, Yoshi gets an evil lab.
@HotGoomba example: Donkey Kong only has a tie. So it's a yes.
@SonOfVon congratulations, your cringe stat leveled up by 17
Yoshi Experiments sounds like it could be the name of a real game, but I doubt it'd be as ominous as it appears here.
punch-out: ring of saturn is a wonderful idea.
@HotGoomba : You make it sound like games being rated 18 for nudity is the norm.
Ah, if only...
I feel like a loss of freedom and eternally submitting to our robot overlords is a small price to pay for a Doshin the Giant sequel.
The cover art is all nightmare-inducing. The YouTube video about this was really hilarious though.
Hah another great AI video. Thanks guys.
@SonOfVon This actually took a lot of effort to put together, so it's a long way from being "low effort BS".
As you can see from the other comments, plenty of people enjoyed it and found it amusing (which was the intention). It's highly unlikely that every piece of content we run is going to be to the liking of 100% of the audience, so my advice would be to focus your energy on commenting on articles which do interest you.
I cant wait to play pokemon asfdlaksfj;adslkfjasdl;gajd;lgaj;sdlkgfj;adlsfadfdsgr
I made one myself, but I don’t know how to put a photo in the comments, does anyone know how to?
@Ralizah I thought Rusty was going to be such shovelware non-sense. But, I ended up loving it and buying most of the Nontendo games.
Yoshi Experiments. The Yoshi survival horror game we never knew we wanted until now.
@NTELLIGENTMAN
It's "Punch-Out!: Ring the of Saturn", not "Punch-Out!: Ring of Saturn". Don't butcher the games title. 🧐
@CreatiScope Same. Also not a fan of sports or sports-related games, but I really dig the creative minigames, and also the kind of touching family dynamic overall. Really exploded all of my expectations.
I would play yoshis experiment, just imagine you get to make your own little yoshi, and that's the character you play as for the game, I would love that.
@Damo You tell em.
Real Deal Wiffle Ball got me good
@Damo I find these articles well in the spirit of being a Nintendo gamer. More please
What a day to be alive! Banjo Jango is finally back!
The CarFox artwork looks like a realistic depiction of the aftermath of a high speed collision where the bodies aren't recognizable.
@Silly_G I mean only other thing I can think about (besides simulated gambling) is a violent death when you get hit by an opponent.
Other than that, I can see Kiddy Kong getting into some "action".
@PokemonDMG Oh my god...
@Dizzard yeah I like how even this bot is like “this was all a lot of fun but seriously guys… Doshin the Giant 2 when?”
But Doshin the Giant II is a real game... on the N64DD.
(though the first somehow managed to a PAL-exclusive GameCube port)
All this covers are so cursed looking lol
But I gotta admit, I'd be down for a Kiddy Kong Racing game. I wonder how Nintendo would update Kiddy Kong after so many years since DKC3, that would be interesting.
@HotGoomba Maybe because of his ear-piercing GBA screams?
Carfox takes place after the space war is over and Fox and the gang have to become Uber drivers to make ends meat.
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