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Re: Best Sonic Games Of All Time

LikelySatan

If you dig 3D/boost Sonic, this is not some personal attack, k?
I stopped caring for Sonic when Sonic and Pals started talking, and I don't think there has been an even passable 3D entry. It's more of a betrayal of what I imagined than whether the execution was any good, in the case of his voice and 'tude.
I grew up with the first games. I always thought of Sonic as kind of knowing that he was better at most things, and smirking about it quietly. Then he opened his mouth. And even worse his friends started talking.
Let's be honest, ahem: clowns make us uncomfortable cause like why are you so invested in making children like you, right? Sonic gives those vibes. Stay away from my children, Sonic and Pals.
They also take themselves seriously, which is embarrassing. Mario and Sonic is like GWAR vs ICP. Both are totally idiotic...but GWAR is hilarious because they don't take themselves seriously. ICP is embarrassing because they do.
Speaking of music, it used to be amazing and now makes me want to scream and throw a brick through the television. I have never heard a modern/3D/boost tune in the background of a YouTube video, for instance. I sure hear a lot of the classic tunes though.
As far as execution of the 3D gameplay, I mean you can argue with me all day about that. I have never played a boost/3D Sonic that didn't feel terrible. Most also have trash sign-posting and require almost zero input from the player.
1-3, CD, the Rush and Advance games, and Mania are dope though. Hey also (final edit, promise), great article.

Re: Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave Price And Box Art Revealed

LikelySatan

@swoose my problem is more the characters and their design with recent entries. I find it hard to take people seriously when they obviously care more about fashion and appearances than anything else in life. Like "cool you are a king of an ancient evil empire and that sililoquy was impressive, but can you tell me where that absolutely fetch purple ascot came from?"
"...it's eggplant, not purple...do I need to repeat my entire speech???"
"Probably BUT WAIT! Is the kind of spindly, spiderweb lookin' crown just like a distressed tiara?"
"You might be surprised what you can find at Claire's. Take a blowtorch to it and some textured spray paint. OUTdoor spray paint. It isn't really that much work. Anyway, from the top..."