Alarmo is my all time favorite Nintendo game. I used to have a pretty big collection of games from N64 to Switch 2 but after getting Alarmo I threw them all in the trash and am so very happy with that decision.
You all remember when Crang controlled that weird looking human body from the lower stomach? Because obviously that's where all the controls would be located.
Do you all fully focus on a game as you play? I'm old so it's not a youngster thing but I like to have the TV on when I play handheld Switch 2. As a result, playing games like this aren't my bag. They're the game version of a subtitled movie. They better be all time greats or really fun (Train to Busan, half of Godfather 2, etc) for me to give them my all. Zelda is my all time fav series and I just couldn't get behind Cadence of Hyrule. So if that can't do it for me, I doubt anything will.
Who knows if the game will suck but from the trailers this is how you do DEI right. Speaking as someone who often gets annoyed by forced diversity, I don't see how anyone could get upset about this. The representation of the handicapped in this game appears to be done perfectly and I'm looking forward to playing this game.
@LastFootnote Good call. I'm not sure how I was off that badly. I'm pretty sure I heard it on a podcast or something but now I'm thinking I probably misheard. I deleted the original comment. Thanks for the correction.
I'm very happy with my switch 2 and I'm enjoying it quite a bit but overall I'm a little bit disappointed that Nintendo went in this direction. It's the safe direction, Nintendo not known for being safe. My entire life they would always come out with a new console that was inventive and broke norms and was fun and I know they failed with the Wii U and they didn't do super great with the GameCube and 64 but they also had the Wii and DS.
I wasn't expecting anything groundbreaking. We all knew a more powerful switch was the way they were going but it's somewhat disappointing nonetheless.
Am I wrong or when you use Cow on a bike she clearly has a dirty butt?
It's on brand for real cows in general but I just noticed it today and I had to do a double take cause I thought there was no way Nintendo would do that.
It made me chuckle.
Another reason why Cow is 100% the best character in MKW.
This is the first time I ever voted for a cover art that wasn't USA and I'm still gonna lose. Japan is way too busy, The fancy tea lad art is better than the American version and overall the best.
I am a huge Disney fan. IMO he was the most creative person in modern times. I go to Disney World maybe 15 times a year. I love all things Walt Disney.
I 100% believe that Shigeru Miyamoto is the closest living person we have to Walter Elias Disney.
I feel lucky to be alive at the same time as Shigeru Miyamoto to witness him carve out his place in the history of creative geniuses. I love how he now has his own parks and movies. It just makes me so happy.
When people use blue sky to post about being laid off it tells me the layoffs were probably a good decision by the company. Here's to an overall stronger and more streamlined Playtonic!
@spiderman0616 My favorite food group is microplastics. I'm in favor of Switch 2 boxes being double or triple the current size. All digital purchases should be banned in favor of plastic cased physical media.
@BirdoDidNothingWrong OMG, I'm so sorry. I should have never made light of the true horror so many have endured during the Console Wars that have raged for decades just to make a dumb joke. Please accept my sincere apology. I will be better going forward.
I can't wait for this game. It was my all-time favorite 3DS game and my plan is to play this until however long it takes before I either max everything out or get sick of it and then go buy a Switch 2.
I'll be holding off on the switch too until I'm done with the new fantasy life. I've been waiting for that game forever. The 3DS one was amazing and it'll take me probably 3 months at least to get through or do we to get through enough of it where I'm happy. And by that time I'm hoping they'll be plenty of switch twos around.
"A slight delay"??? Is that a joke??? This useless game has been delayed over 5 years! Jools is likely a con man and this game will never be released. Stop giving this grifter so much good press NL.
Nearly half of all Switch owners have MK8 Deluxe. Wow. I know it's been a pack in many times but that's still amazing seeing how at its core it's a Wii U game that was released almost 3 years before the Switch.
It will be nearly impossible for MK9 to live up to this success...but I hope to see it do even better on Switch U.
Anyone remember that DK64 mini game where you played as a rhino and would smash rats or pigs or something in an arena on a timer? I haven't thought about that in like 20+ years but when I was a kid my friends and I would compete to see who could get the high score. We played that mini game way more than the actual game hah.
If it wasn't so infuriating it would be funny that Hatch Tales might come out this year, the probable last year of the Switch. Chicken Wiggle was a really fun game and I believe a major reason it didn't sell better was due to it releasing on 3DS after the Switch released.
@JackieCMarlow Completely with you. It's just sad because I have enjoyed every game I've ever played from Renegade Kid/Atooi. But my trust and therefore support in Jools and everyone who decides to work for him, is completely gone.
@Kilroy "2) I don't follow the sheep in the internet hate machine and come online just to be negative. All that does is create stress."
When someone has disappointed me for around 5 years it does not create stress to bash that person. To me it's a release of stress that is also entertaining and makes me smile.
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Re: Square Enix Hit By Mass Layoffs As Part Of Global Restructuring
Their policies and hiring/collaboration practices over the past years led to this.
Re: Alarmo Receives A Software Update, Here Are The Patch Notes
Alarmo is my all time favorite Nintendo game. I used to have a pretty big collection of games from N64 to Switch 2 but after getting Alarmo I threw them all in the trash and am so very happy with that decision.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (4th October)
As always it will be Vroom in the Night Sky for me!
The greatest game ever made!
Re: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate Teases New Playable Character
You all remember when Crang controlled that weird looking human body from the lower stomach? Because obviously that's where all the controls would be located.
Re: Rift Of The NecroDancer's Next Indie Crossover DLC Arrives On Switch Soon
Do you all fully focus on a game as you play? I'm old so it's not a youngster thing but I like to have the TV on when I play handheld Switch 2. As a result, playing games like this aren't my bag. They're the game version of a subtitled movie. They better be all time greats or really fun (Train to Busan, half of Godfather 2, etc) for me to give them my all. Zelda is my all time fav series and I just couldn't get behind Cadence of Hyrule. So if that can't do it for me, I doubt anything will.
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting The Switch 2's Next Exclusive 'Drag x Drive'?
The pitch for this game: "It's basketball Rocket League. But here's the twist....It's significantly more difficult to play and also less exciting".
Re: Nintendo Announces 'Global Jam' Demo Event For Switch 2 Online Members
Who knows if the game will suck but from the trailers this is how you do DEI right. Speaking as someone who often gets annoyed by forced diversity, I don't see how anyone could get upset about this. The representation of the handicapped in this game appears to be done perfectly and I'm looking forward to playing this game.
Re: Toby Fox Wants To Celebrate 10 Years Of Undertale With Your Memories
Are current employees at NL not allowed to have Twitter links in their bio?
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (26th July)
As always, I'll spend another weekend non-stop playing Vroom in the Night Sky.
Re: UK Charts: Tony Hawk Puts Up A Gnarly Debut, But There's No Catching Mario Kart World
If Tony Hawk kept Ollie the Magic Bum in the game it would have easily topped Mario Kart.
Re: Rumour: A Nintendo Direct Is Set To Take Place Later This Month, It's Claimed
@LastFootnote Good call. I'm not sure how I was off that badly. I'm pretty sure I heard it on a podcast or something but now I'm thinking I probably misheard. I deleted the original comment. Thanks for the correction.
Re: Tony Hawk Reiterates Decisions Behind Song Choices In Pro Skater 3 + 4
Without Ollie the Magic Bum no soundtrack or polished visuals could ever make this game worth buying.
Re: Switch Port Specialist Believes Switch 2 Can Surpass Its Predecessor's Success
I'm very happy with my switch 2 and I'm enjoying it quite a bit but overall I'm a little bit disappointed that Nintendo went in this direction. It's the safe direction, Nintendo not known for being safe. My entire life they would always come out with a new console that was inventive and broke norms and was fun and I know they failed with the Wii U and they didn't do super great with the GameCube and 64 but they also had the Wii and DS.
I wasn't expecting anything groundbreaking. We all knew a more powerful switch was the way they were going but it's somewhat disappointing nonetheless.
Re: Talking Point: Do You Have A New Go-To Racer In Mario Kart World?
Am I wrong or when you use Cow on a bike she clearly has a dirty butt?
It's on brand for real cows in general but I just noticed it today and I had to do a double take cause I thought there was no way Nintendo would do that.
It made me chuckle.
Another reason why Cow is 100% the best character in MKW.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Jet Set Radio (Dreamcast)
This is the first time I ever voted for a cover art that wasn't USA and I'm still gonna lose. Japan is way too busy, The fancy tea lad art is better than the American version and overall the best.
Re: Yooka-Laylee Dev Playtonic Is The Latest Studio Hit By Layoffs
@mouseclicker Please let me know what I said that was bigoted.
Re: Feature: Universal Won't Say Anything About A Zelda Theme Park, But They Don't Have To
I am a huge Disney fan. IMO he was the most creative person in modern times. I go to Disney World maybe 15 times a year. I love all things Walt Disney.
I 100% believe that Shigeru Miyamoto is the closest living person we have to Walter Elias Disney.
I feel lucky to be alive at the same time as Shigeru Miyamoto to witness him carve out his place in the history of creative geniuses. I love how he now has his own parks and movies. It just makes me so happy.
Re: Yooka-Laylee Dev Playtonic Is The Latest Studio Hit By Layoffs
When people use blue sky to post about being laid off it tells me the layoffs were probably a good decision by the company. Here's to an overall stronger and more streamlined Playtonic!
Re: Here's A Look At The Size And Inside Of Switch 2 Game Cases
@spiderman0616 My favorite food group is microplastics. I'm in favor of Switch 2 boxes being double or triple the current size. All digital purchases should be banned in favor of plastic cased physical media.
Re: Here's A Look At The Size And Inside Of Switch 2 Game Cases
@Duncanballs This comment is more painful than my years spent in the Gulag.
Re: Here's A Look At The Size And Inside Of Switch 2 Game Cases
@BirdoDidNothingWrong OMG, I'm so sorry. I should have never made light of the true horror so many have endured during the Console Wars that have raged for decades just to make a dumb joke. Please accept my sincere apology. I will be better going forward.
Re: Here's A Look At The Size And Inside Of Switch 2 Game Cases
@donv2135 Game Keys are significantly worse than any war crime that has ever been committed.
Re: The First Review For Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time Is In
I can't wait for this game. It was my all-time favorite 3DS game and my plan is to play this until however long it takes before I either max everything out or get sick of it and then go buy a Switch 2.
Re: Nintendo Highlights Multiple Switch Games Launching In May 2025
I'll be holding off on the switch too until I'm done with the new fantasy life. I've been waiting for that game forever. The 3DS one was amazing and it'll take me probably 3 months at least to get through or do we to get through enough of it where I'm happy. And by that time I'm hoping they'll be plenty of switch twos around.
Re: Light The Beacons! 'Tales Of The Shire' Gets Cosy On Switch In March 2025
Hobbits don't look like that in the books.
Re: Review: LEGO The Legend Of Zelda - Great Deku Tree 2-in-1 - A Superb Debut With One Minor Irritation
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Re: Atooi's Switch Game Hatch Tales Is Finished, But It's Been Delayed Again
Just filled out the form for what to be called in the credits. I went with: "I Wish I Never Backed This Game".
Re: Book Review: Perfect Organism - A Must-Read For Fans Of Alien: Isolation
I play video games so I don't have to read books.
Re: Random: Everybody 1-2-Switch! Was A Best-Seller In July 2024
Well Australia is upside down so I guess it makes sense.
Re: Anniversary: The Game Boy Is Now 35 Years Old (North America)
I used to sneak my Gameboy into church and play Paperboy during the boring sermons.
Re: Nintendo Announces Official Switch Joy-Con Charging Stand
An official charging stand for Joy Con? That settles it, I might have to finally get a Switch!
Re: Nintendo's Miscrediting Practices Are "Ridiculous", Say External Translators
This was a great article and well written by Ollie Reynolds.
Re: Atooi's Hatch Tales For Switch Will Include "Over 2000" Level Uploads From 3DS Release Chicken Wiggle
"A slight delay"??? Is that a joke??? This useless game has been delayed over 5 years! Jools is likely a con man and this game will never be released. Stop giving this grifter so much good press NL.
Re: Video: Tomb Raider I-III Remastered - 13 Minutes Of Direct Switch Gameplay
I'm just looking for pixelated boobs.
Re: Pokémon GO Is Changing How Android Users Redeem Offer Codes
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Re: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Zooms Past 60 Million Sales
Nearly half of all Switch owners have MK8 Deluxe. Wow. I know it's been a pack in many times but that's still amazing seeing how at its core it's a Wii U game that was released almost 3 years before the Switch.
It will be nearly impossible for MK9 to live up to this success...but I hope to see it do even better on Switch U.
Re: Here Are The Top Ten Best-Selling Nintendo Switch Games As Of December 2023
BOTW > TOTK.
Breath is such a better game.
I know the sales mean nothing since they were years apart but I truly feel that Breath of the Wild is by far the better gaming experience.
Ocarina was my all time favorite game until BOTW came out and knocked Ocarina to the #2 spot on my list. I don't think Tears even makes my top 10.
Re: Switch Reportedly Less Than 1 Million Shy Of Being Japan's Best-Selling Console
Xbox will catch up in no time!
Re: Nintendo's Switch Online Service Spotlights Donkey Kong With New Hub
Anyone remember that DK64 mini game where you played as a rhino and would smash rats or pigs or something in an arena on a timer? I haven't thought about that in like 20+ years but when I was a kid my friends and I would compete to see who could get the high score. We played that mini game way more than the actual game hah.
Re: Talking Point: As A Nintendo Fan, Do You Really Need To Play The Virtual Boy?
They had one set up at my local Blockbuster as a demo unit. That's the only time I ever experienced it.
Re: Hacker Gary Bowser Discusses Post-Jail Life And Chipping Away At Nintendo's $14m
Bowser has an elephant leg? hah.
Re: Random: Hyperkin's Latest Switch-Compatible Controller Is... A Hot Dog?
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Re: Mini Review: Knights Of The Rogue Dungeon (Switch) - Short, Shallow, And Fun, Like Q*Bert
Is there payola on with NL and Atooi? This site is always positive about this scammer outfit.
Re: Surgeon Simulator Dev Bossa Studios Confirms One Third Of Its Staff Have Been Let Go
Well at least losing health benefits won't be a huge deal cause they can operate on themselves.
Re: Soapbox: "Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air" - Why Won't Outmoded Gamer Stereotypes Die?
@kingbk Provide for your family, read a book, read the news.
Re: Soapbox: "Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air" - Why Won't Outmoded Gamer Stereotypes Die?
@kingbk Just because lots of people do something it does not make it any less embarrassing.
Re: Soapbox: "Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air" - Why Won't Outmoded Gamer Stereotypes Die?
Being an adult gamer is embarrassing. I mean I still do it cause it's fun but it's like playing in a Mcdonalds play place as a 30 year old.
Re: Atooi Shadow Drops Adorable Roguelike Dungeon Hopper On Switch eShop
If it wasn't so infuriating it would be funny that Hatch Tales might come out this year, the probable last year of the Switch. Chicken Wiggle was a really fun game and I believe a major reason it didn't sell better was due to it releasing on 3DS after the Switch released.
Re: Atooi Shadow Drops Adorable Roguelike Dungeon Hopper On Switch eShop
@JackieCMarlow Completely with you. It's just sad because I have enjoyed every game I've ever played from Renegade Kid/Atooi. But my trust and therefore support in Jools and everyone who decides to work for him, is completely gone.
Re: Dementium: The Ward On Switch Receives Free HD Update
@Kilroy "2) I don't follow the sheep in the internet hate machine and come online just to be negative. All that does is create stress."
When someone has disappointed me for around 5 years it does not create stress to bash that person. To me it's a release of stress that is also entertaining and makes me smile.
Perhaps that's just where we are different.