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I feel soooooo bad that some people choose to take a job where they have to work long hours sitting at a desk.

@OldManHermit You beat me to it. My comment was going to be: does Nick Cage make a cameo?

When I think authentic rap, my first thought is always Portugal.

It can't be worse than the movie at least.

This will be the first trial I try. The game looked interesting but not enough to buy it. Maybe the trial will do exactly what Nintendo is hoping and I'll wind up forking over money for the game.

Well I'm about to be 24 bucks poorer.

I don't really need my medical professionals thinking up silly promotions. I'll go, get my dental work done in a serious workplace environment, give them my insurance card and happily pay the copay.

On the other hand, at least this is a fun story. Just Google "dentist assault" and be prepared for some truly awful stuff.

Between Mario Golf and a bunch of indie golf games I already have I think I've had my fill of golf games for Switch.

I bet it will put my brand new 28k modem to shame. And here I was thinking I finally caught up to the modern world.

I love you NL team but this is nuts. So they release a broken game and you refuse to review it until it's fixed? They should be called out by all legit reviewers for releasing such a mess.

I'm sure the people who made Cyberpunk 2077 would have killed for the same courtesy.

Wow, happy to read this review. I love Doctor Who (well maybe not some of the most recent episodes, though Whittaker is great, there is only so much she can do with awful scripts) and saw this game on the eShop and thought it was another franchise tie in cash grab that must be trash. Now I will probably get it.

It took me so long to properly align a screen protector on my Switch and make sure there were no bubbles, no way I could perfectly put a skin on it without going insane.

The glowing NL review must help sales too. I know I'm thinking about buying it after watching Alex's video.

For multiple reasons Nintendo having mobile games upsets me.

There is a new Nintendo handheld coming out: The Steam Deck.

Oh...wait...that's something different. The new Nintendo handheld is better though, it has a different kickstand!

If Zion reviewed the game when he was blacked out drunk, just crashed his car into a telephone poll and had a concussion so serious it caused permanent brain damage, I would still trust his review 1000% more than anything IGN publishes.

What are "crytocurrencies"?

They have a better chance of success than Stadia, but that's not saying much. Good luck.

@link3710 Phillips games don't count. Triforce Heroes is a spinoff. And I really like Phantom Hourglass.

When the worst game in the 35 year old series still gets a 9/10 things are pretty good.

That's cool. I guess the game has made enough money that they can do passion project updates. I can't imagine translating into Gaelic could possibly bring in enough money to cover the labor cost, even if it was handled by a 3rd party.

Now that is actually worth the upgrade.

W/O any added computing power I will only upgrade if my current Switch breaks.

Looks more exciting than the stamp rally in the game.

@Obi-Juan I hear ya!

And yea, the N64 version was simply called "Mario Golf". It was tons of fun (except for when OB Toad showed up).

I've loved Mario Golf since N64. Can't wait for this new one. I played the 3DS version for well over 200 hours.

Also OB Toad can go kick rocks.

Can't wait for next year's E3 when they announce BotW 2 for late 2023.

Pro & BotW 2 or bust.

The BotW 2 original announcement will also be 10 years old before we see the release of the actual game.

It would be a more interesting story if the boy sold all his cards and the dog still died.

I once burned my hand on the stove...That's kinda the same thing right?

Perhaps us people who comment on a Nintendo site are a bit biased, but I think they're awesome!

Backpage?

When I clicked this link I was expecting something very different.

I've been waiting my whole life to play Horse Club and Horse Club Adventures. That goodness they are finally almost here!

But how would it look on a Tiger Handheld?

That's a really cool promo. I'd love to have a Mario Golf branded ball on my desk.

"Off course" someone would make this.

Trying to use that D Pad would make me want to bash my head against a wall.

There is a very clear joke to be made here that is obviously too explicit for the NL comment section.

I hope we get new villagers (I still play almost daily) but as Nintentalk pointed out, there was an earlier trailer where they showed a white picket fence that never actually showed up in the game so it's very possible this is another instance of that.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong (even though this is subjective and some are better than others) but there has never been a bad Shantae game right?

Any of you ever date a girl that's into astrology? It's incredibly annoying.

The wallpaper in that trailer looks like something out of The Shining.

EDIT: Hey mods, if you're going to edit my posts in the future, please just delete the whole thing. When you only remove a sentence it changes the entire sentiment of the post.

Another weekend of AC:NH for me!

I think I'm going to build a tunnel with the mario blocks.

This is by far the greatest and most important news I have ever heard in my entire life.

@MysteryCupofJoe I'm not 100% sure about this but I think it is perfect legal to buy the system but it is illegal to DL the games.

I have a bunch of these Chinese handhelds and really dig them. I usually look for the ones that come preloaded w/games (which again, I think having the games on it is technically illegal) because I don't want to go through the hassle of DL'ing the games myself.

I always thought they were Oompa Loompa like characters who all lived in a magical factory and just pumped out games.

Can't wait for the Vroom in the Night Sky 2 announcement!

That's cool.

I need to break out the 3DS and play Ocarina again. It's my second all time favorite game, after BotW.