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Everyone is all excited about the direct, and I agree it was good but it was a major disappointment to me that AC was delayed and that kinda spoiled everything else.

Gooigi is my God now. Praise him from whom all blessings flow.

I knew being a man of Dutch heritage would one day pay off. Today is finally that day. I'll be skipping Nintendo's e3 Driect now, nothing they could announce could possibly top this amazing news!

I wish I could be typing this comment on a Mink keyboard.

Thank goodness for this update. I haven't been able to sleep since the game's announcement, being so consumed with worry about where it fits in the Yooka-Laylee canon.

I only buy racing games published by Tiger Fortress.

I wonder how this title will help exploit the Switch.

@MajorasLapdog Yes, I have played it and it's kinda a jerk move to assume I'm lying just because I think it's a bad game. I bought on 12.15.17, the day after it was released on Switch, for $39.99. (I keep a Google Doc of all the dates, names and prices of the Switch games I buy to see how much I spend every year.) My Switch says I've played it for "3 hours or more" because I wanted to like it. Some parts were fun but overall I think the bad far outweighed the good.

I have it on good authority the next Pokemon direct will be held on October thirtynineteenth.

What these guys did back in the N64 days means they deserve at least one more shot to do something right after their previous disaster of a game. I look forward to checking out their new work.

I like how it looks in box on Rainbow Road

But it has boobs. 12/10.

Good to hear, but at this point unless there are MAJOR re-shoots and editing, it will be nothing more than polishing a turd.

If I could lay eggs I wouldn't throw them at stuff.

But where are all the gold Skulltula tokens located?

Good idea to release games with Brazil as the specific demo. There's a solid chance they will still be buying it to play on Switch in 2080.

It will run at 240p.

I'm getting more and more excited for this one. Adventure mode makes me think of Diddy Kong Racing, which everyone knows was the best Mario Kart game ever made.

Man, I've blown so much cash on Switch software...I say as I'm currently downloading RE4 and Assassins Creed 3.

Nintendo's failing. A successful company would have taken 11 of the top 10 spots.

Looks fun. I probably won't get both this and Crash Team Racing though. I'll wait to see how that one is received but right now I'm leaning towards getting Crash.

@RupeeClock Ya got me! I googled "obscure Pokemon Go" cause I thought it would make my dumb joke better.

All the sins of EA (and there is a long list) could be wiped out in a second if they simply announce Madden 20 for Switch!

My whole family was wiped out after I led them out into the middle of a busy street to catch a Meltan. I'll never forgive myself.

Never got through it but I enjoyed it for about 4 hours or so. It's worth a cheap buy.

@Skalgrim I don't really want to write an essay so I'll boil it down to 2 main points:

1. I don't trust the integrity of their reviews.
2. I believe they have a clear political agenda that has permeated every aspect of their company. They attempt to push it on their audience in both subtle and no-so-subtle ways depending on what parts of their content you consume.

Maybe I'm wrong, but that's how I felt when I would go there so I've decided not to anymore.

The screenshots look great and the game sounds fun but I'll pass on watching the trailer. I have no interest in supporting IGN in any way, even with a single view.

I hear it will have a hard M rating.

Still chillin' on the wish-list.

Who needs a Patek Philippe when you can have this beauty?

I'll have to find room on either the 512GB or 400GB SD card I have dedicated solely to my Switch.

How long until it overtakes the population of Japan, in Japan?

I still need to finish 20XX. This review was a nice reminder. Thanks.

Jools seems like a nice guy and I have purchased nearly every game Renegade Kid and Atooi has ever released, along with supporting the Chicken Wiggle Kickstarter (my first and only Kickstarter) but this is really, really disappointing.

December 18 was the target window for Chicken Wiggle Switch and now it looks like it will be December 19. I'm glad he is trying to make it as good a game as possible but all the good will Jools built up over the years is now gone in my eyes. And this could have been avoided if he had simply put a more realistic release date on his Kickstarter.

I am truly, thoroughly disappointed with Jools and Atooi.

It will be a Hulk Hogan Simulator where you spend your time copulating with your friend's wife, getting divorced, using tech billionaires to sue liberal media outlets, dropping racial slurs, and watching your son go to prison.

But it will run 1080/60 on Switch!

You're not a true hipster until you develop a new game for the Mega Duck.

Sega allowing a rando Aussie fan to make a game was the best thing they've done in a long while. Sonic Team should be disbanded and made to complete a Game of Thrones style walk of shame.

Everything Image & Form does is something special.

I'm excited to play Virtua Racing on my Switch.

And yes, I do have a Japanese account but it's a hassle to buy those cards or get my credit card to work for Yen. I did it once for Kamiko and that was enough. I'll wait patiently for it to come to the USA eShop.

No Alex = No View.

Looks like it runs smoother than ARK: Survival Evolved.

Oh how I love you, let me count the polygons.

I feel bad for that guy's calf.

Looks like they storyboarded a game and then forgot to do the rest of the work before releasing it.

I've always thought the Switch was way too thin. Glad there is finally a solution to that major design flaw.

Not enough weirdly sexualized Japanese schoolgirls for my taste. Pass.

Shakedown Hawaii looks great. Hope it turns out to be worth the wait.

Forget the awful looking Sonic CGI.

Jim Carrey = No thanks.

Go paint another asinine political scene and reminisce about your glory days in the 90's.

Overclocking Baby!

The GOAT game just game just got slightly better.

Took me 45 mins to build the goggles, I was entertained by the minigames for like 10 mins and Zelda (the only reason I bought the thing) is awful. This was a huge waste of $40. I'd have more fun putting a plastic bag over my head and leaving it there until I suffocated.

So far this is my only true disappointment in a first party Nintendo product since the start of the Switch era.

A Hotel Mario Mobile game would be so popular it would crash the Google Play for the rest of time.

Mario Kart Tour...Meh, maybe if my Switch, 3ds, and ODroid-Go all break I will consider DL'ing it.