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Re: Video: Gear Up For Ring Fit Adventure With This Lengthy Overview Trailer

JHDK

The whole point of videogaming is to get as fat as possible while pretending to be in shape by controlling various Adonis like characters and sitting on the couch pounding Pringles and Skittles and Mountain Dew Game Fuel.

My life goal is to get on the news when I die with the headline: "Local man needs to have his wall broken down and crane brought in to remove his corpse".

Stop trying to ruin my dreams Nintendo.