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A Short Hike was a delight just like the trailer and the review here made it out to be. Well worth the low price.

@Kalmaro When I see the abbreviation "atm" I think something very different than "at the moment". And I'm not talking about "automatic teller machine" either.

PINECONES!!!

Oh glorious day! This is better than my wedding day and birth of my child combined!

If it's from 8bitdo is bound to be great. I have the N30 Pro and SN30 Pro Plus and love them both.

Blair witch stuff was cool for a couple months in 1999.

I have visited NintendoLife everyday with the hope that one day they would finally publish an article about scrotums. Today is my lucky day!

So mario is only one galaxy away? That's too close for comfort.

And once again I do horribly on one of these. 5/12.

If it's not 8Bitdo it's not the third party for me.

@SpacedDuck Someone's a grumpy gus.

It's common knowledge that linearity is the main aspect of the Zelda series that people love the most. That and a motion controlled sword.

@RazumikhinPG WHat's the point of Sunday mornings without heavy drinking?

I collected the triforce in my heart the minute I first started playing Ocarina of Time.

I've always dreamed of tweaking Mario's nipples.

I'm a ride or die Hamburglar supporter.

@MeowMeowKins You're familiar with the concept of a joke, right?

Canada has vulnerable communities?

What, some group of moose in Newfoundland couldn't find enough maple syrup for dinner?

This news is 1,000,000x more exciting than the last Direct.

(and it's pretty boring news)

Hearing the term "e sports" will forever make me cringe. Play a real sport or nothing at all. Stop trying to appropriate (hah another cringe worthy term) the word sport from people who shoved you in lockers during your high school years.

No lifetime update on Switch Troll and I sales?

My island has a beach ball.

I'm not a fan of the show but Animal Talking was a really creative idea.

Let me guess, the games these grumpy gusses made didn't sell well.

Sounds like a case of sour grapes to me.

The cream always rises to the top.

Maybe if team Jools focused all their attention on getting Chicken Wiggle Workshop (or whatever it's called now) out instead of doing this other stuff, the game would not have been delayed for 2 YEARS!!!

@Magitek_Knight If you can find a Switch at retail (don't pay more than $300) with the red box I'd get it now. There is no official word of a Switch Pro even existing yet but everyone seems to think it will come out sooner or later. The newer Switches on shelves (the red box I mentioned) have better battery life than the ones that came out at launch.

@jimtendog I'm waiting for the Switch Pro before I upgrade from my OG March 2017 model.

When I die I want a real life "Western-Style Stone" as my grave marker.

This just makes me sad about the Universal Orlando news.

If you look at that original icon and your first thought is that it looks like a part of a woman's anatomy, you clearly have never been laid...Or you have been with some seriously ill women and should call them right now and advise a trip to the doctor.

Where are the aliens?

That's a huge bummer. I live in south FL and make trips to Disney all the time. Mario World was finally going to give me a reason to also get a annual pass to Universal.

None of the others would have been possible w/o the NES pulling the gaming industry out of its slump.

Crysis only getting an honorable mention is a travesty on par with genocide.

PGA 21 does look fun but no way I'm paying $60 for it. I'll pick it up when it drops to $30 or less.

The pop-in is by far the best part of that island.

7/15 I am awful at these.

I wonder what underling he was copulating with.

I dropped my phone once and had to pay $95 to get it fixed.

Only 25 large? What a bargain!

Without one for April and Splinter this collection is incomplete.

I once woke up with what felt like crabs fighting after a night of a little too much partying.

It would be so satisfying to knock that thing over.

Lost Wing looks interesting but last week was far more exciting with Crysis and Carrion. I'll probably stick with those and continue my daily playtime with AC:NH this week.

I'd prefer a new season of the show in August but this will suffice I guess.

@Francema You play as Don and help Peggy get an abortion and cover it up.

@HotGoomba These features totally should have been included in the game at launch!

I haven't played a modern, serious golf sim in awhile. I may need to pick this one up when it inevitably goes on a deep sale.

Finally the US is winning one of these brawls. I always vote NA because I'm not a traitor.

The art style really does look cool, but this one's not for me.

The only time I island hop these days is when someone moves out and I want to get a cool new neighbor. I went through 26k Nook Miles to get my last one.