@Kalmaro When I see the abbreviation "atm" I think something very different than "at the moment". And I'm not talking about "automatic teller machine" either.
Hearing the term "e sports" will forever make me cringe. Play a real sport or nothing at all. Stop trying to appropriate (hah another cringe worthy term) the word sport from people who shoved you in lockers during your high school years.
Maybe if team Jools focused all their attention on getting Chicken Wiggle Workshop (or whatever it's called now) out instead of doing this other stuff, the game would not have been delayed for 2 YEARS!!!
@Magitek_Knight If you can find a Switch at retail (don't pay more than $300) with the red box I'd get it now. There is no official word of a Switch Pro even existing yet but everyone seems to think it will come out sooner or later. The newer Switches on shelves (the red box I mentioned) have better battery life than the ones that came out at launch.
If you look at that original icon and your first thought is that it looks like a part of a woman's anatomy, you clearly have never been laid...Or you have been with some seriously ill women and should call them right now and advise a trip to the doctor.
That's a huge bummer. I live in south FL and make trips to Disney all the time. Mario World was finally going to give me a reason to also get a annual pass to Universal.
Lost Wing looks interesting but last week was far more exciting with Crysis and Carrion. I'll probably stick with those and continue my daily playtime with AC:NH this week.
The only time I island hop these days is when someone moves out and I want to get a cool new neighbor. I went through 26k Nook Miles to get my last one.
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Re: Feature: Nintendo Life eShop Selects - August 2020
A Short Hike was a delight just like the trailer and the review here made it out to be. Well worth the low price.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (September 5th)
@Kalmaro When I see the abbreviation "atm" I think something very different than "at the moment". And I'm not talking about "automatic teller machine" either.
Re: There's A New Seasonal Item Available In Animal Crossing: New Horizons
PINECONES!!!
Oh glorious day! This is better than my wedding day and birth of my child combined!
Re: 8BitDo Reveals Its New Customisable Arcade Stick For Nintendo Switch, Pre-Orders Now Live
If it's from 8bitdo is bound to be great. I have the N30 Pro and SN30 Pro Plus and love them both.
Re: Random: Blair Witch's Switch Trailer Contains A Hidden Animal Crossing Code That Nobody Spotted
Blair witch stuff was cool for a couple months in 1999.
Re: Random: Nintendo Changed The Name Of Pikmin 3's Scaly Custard In The West, Thank Goodness
I have visited NintendoLife everyday with the hope that one day they would finally publish an article about scrotums. Today is my lucky day!
Re: Random: Astronomical Discovery In Super Mario Galaxy's Logo
So mario is only one galaxy away? That's too close for comfort.
Re: How Well Do You Know Metroid?
And once again I do horribly on one of these. 5/12.
Re: Accessory Maker NEXiLUX Launches Its 'Joy-Con Alternative' Controllers For Nintendo Switch
If it's not 8Bitdo it's not the third party for me.
Re: Is The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Taking To The Skies On Nintendo Switch?
@SpacedDuck Someone's a grumpy gus.
Re: Is The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Taking To The Skies On Nintendo Switch?
It's common knowledge that linearity is the main aspect of the Zelda series that people love the most. That and a motion controlled sword.
Re: QubicGames Is Giving Away 6 "Awesome" Nintendo Switch Games For Free - Offer Ends Today
@RazumikhinPG WHat's the point of Sunday mornings without heavy drinking?
Re: Random: At One Point, The Triforce May Have Been Collectable In Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
I collected the triforce in my heart the minute I first started playing Ocarina of Time.
Re: Random: Nintendo Tweaks Mario's Nipples
I've always dreamed of tweaking Mario's nipples.
Re: Random: Finally, You Can Dress Like A McDonald's Big Mac In Animal Crossing: New Horizons
I'm a ride or die Hamburglar supporter.
Re: Next Week, Animal Crossing Players Can Donate Their Spoiled Turnips To A Good Cause
@MeowMeowKins You're familiar with the concept of a joke, right?
Re: Next Week, Animal Crossing Players Can Donate Their Spoiled Turnips To A Good Cause
Canada has vulnerable communities?
What, some group of moose in Newfoundland couldn't find enough maple syrup for dinner?
Re: My Nintendo Users Can Claim These Cute Paper Mario: The Origami King Memo Pads (Europe)
This news is 1,000,000x more exciting than the last Direct.
(and it's pretty boring news)
Re: eSports Tournament Update Comes To Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum ‘n’ Fun Next Week
Hearing the term "e sports" will forever make me cringe. Play a real sport or nothing at all. Stop trying to appropriate (hah another cringe worthy term) the word sport from people who shoved you in lockers during your high school years.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition And Clubhouse Games Both Surpass 1 Million Sales
No lifetime update on Switch Troll and I sales?
Re: Explore Hyrule In This Amazing Zelda-Themed Animal Crossing: New Horizons Dream Island
My island has a beach ball.
Re: Random: Head Of Xbox Appearing On Animal Crossing Talk Show Next Week
I'm not a fan of the show but Animal Talking was a really creative idea.
Re: The State Of The Switch eShop Is "Heartbreaking" Says No More Robots Boss
Let me guess, the games these grumpy gusses made didn't sell well.
Sounds like a case of sour grapes to me.
The cream always rises to the top.
Re: Introducing Game Decks, A New Tabletop Board Game Series Which Debuts With Mutant Mudds
Maybe if team Jools focused all their attention on getting Chicken Wiggle Workshop (or whatever it's called now) out instead of doing this other stuff, the game would not have been delayed for 2 YEARS!!!
Re: Nintendo Official UK Store Gets A Switch Restock, Including The Elusive Coral Switch Lite
@Magitek_Knight If you can find a Switch at retail (don't pay more than $300) with the red box I'd get it now. There is no official word of a Switch Pro even existing yet but everyone seems to think it will come out sooner or later. The newer Switches on shelves (the red box I mentioned) have better battery life than the ones that came out at launch.
Re: Nintendo Official UK Store Gets A Switch Restock, Including The Elusive Coral Switch Lite
@jimtendog I'm waiting for the Switch Pro before I upgrade from my OG March 2017 model.
Re: Adorable Animal Crossing Dodo Airlines Reusable Bag Appears On My Nintendo Europe
When I die I want a real life "Western-Style Stone" as my grave marker.
Re: Super Nintendo World Website And Mario Kart Ride Leak Online As Fans Discover Hidden Videos
This just makes me sad about the Universal Orlando news.
Re: Carrion's Controversial Nintendo Switch Menu Icon Has Been Changed
If you look at that original icon and your first thought is that it looks like a part of a woman's anatomy, you clearly have never been laid...Or you have been with some seriously ill women and should call them right now and advise a trip to the doctor.
Re: Early Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Build Shows Link Running Around Japan
Where are the aliens?
Re: Universal Orlando's Super Nintendo World Delayed Indefinitely
That's a huge bummer. I live in south FL and make trips to Disney all the time. Mario World was finally going to give me a reason to also get a annual pass to Universal.
Re: Poll: So, What Was Nintendo's Best Year Ever?
None of the others would have been possible w/o the NES pulling the gaming industry out of its slump.
Re: Feature: Nintendo Life eShop Selects - July 2020
Crysis only getting an honorable mention is a travesty on par with genocide.
Re: Guide: Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games And Accessories For August And September 2020
PGA 21 does look fun but no way I'm paying $60 for it. I'll pick it up when it drops to $30 or less.
Re: Video: Exploring The Most Amazing Dream Island In Animal Crossing: New Horizons
The pop-in is by far the best part of that island.
Re: Can You Name These Nintendo Console Games From Their Box Art?
7/15 I am awful at these.
Re: Sega's President Has Just Resigned For "Personal Reasons"
I wonder what underling he was copulating with.
Re: Nintendo Dropped Every LEGO Mario Prototype 6,000 Times To Ensure Its Quality
I dropped my phone once and had to pay $95 to get it fixed.
Re: Random: This Life-Size Atelier Ryza Statue Will Cost You $25,000
Only 25 large? What a bargain!
Re: Random: Here's A GameCube For Each Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Because Why Not?
Without one for April and Splinter this collection is incomplete.
Re: Fight Crab Dev Explains Why The Game Is About Crabs Fighting
I once woke up with what felt like crabs fighting after a night of a little too much partying.
Re: LEGO Assembles Massive Super Mario Build Made Out Of Nearly 23,000 Bricks
It would be so satisfying to knock that thing over.
Re: Nintendo Download: 30th July (North America)
Lost Wing looks interesting but last week was far more exciting with Crysis and Carrion. I'll probably stick with those and continue my daily playtime with AC:NH this week.
Re: Peaky Blinders: Mastermind Brings The Hit TV Series To Switch This August
I'd prefer a new season of the show in August but this will suffice I guess.
@Francema You play as Don and help Peggy get an abortion and cover it up.
Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons Update 1.4.0 Patch Notes - Save Data Backup, Fireworks, Dreaming And More
@HotGoomba These features totally should have been included in the game at launch!
Re: PGA Tour 2K21 Uses Some Seriously Impressive Mapping Tech To Bring Courses To Life
I haven't played a modern, serious golf sim in awhile. I may need to pick this one up when it inevitably goes on a deep sale.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel #53 - Tetris
Finally the US is winning one of these brawls. I always vote NA because I'm not a traitor.
Re: Review: Creaks - A Masterfully Told Dark Fairytale Packed With Clever Puzzles
The art style really does look cool, but this one's not for me.
Re: Soapbox: Forget Terraforming And Crafting, 'Island Hopping' Is The Best Thing About Animal Crossing: New Horizons
The only time I island hop these days is when someone moves out and I want to get a cool new neighbor. I went through 26k Nook Miles to get my last one.