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Well, this article informed me of both the cheat codes and the fact that this game exists. To the wishlist it goes!

And the Dark Ages came to a glorious end.

If I can't unlock Alex Kidd the game is worthless.

Soccer. HAHAHAHA.

Steve caught Covid.

Bananas are cool.

My joycon rails are prettier than yours.

Anyone who doesn't say OoT is their favorite 64 game is plain wrong.

Wow, that's like Inception level dork stuff right there.

Is crying about how the Switch eShop is set up a playable option?

The halloween update is by far the best one yet!

Just got it! My record so far is 3rd place.

Reading is for dorks.

3/10. Another awful showing from me on one of these.

Looking forward to playing this one. The Clive games were lots of fun.

I once drew a smiley face on my binder in middle school.

Phone games are the best!

Mario Kart Tour > MK8
AC:Pocket Camp > AC:NH

Every night before bed I ask God to have Nintendo give us the next mainline Zelda game solely on mobile.

I'm hosting a Switch game burning party. No one will need any other games once this comes out so we may as well put our old games to good use and have a huge bonfire.

9/18. 50% is better than I usually do on these.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinecones and now a rug? How could life possible get better?

I'm a 36 y/o guy and play it daily. So far I've logged 225 hours. The only Switch game that I've played more is BotW.

A Short Hike was a delight just like the trailer and the review here made it out to be. Well worth the low price.

@Kalmaro When I see the abbreviation "atm" I think something very different than "at the moment". And I'm not talking about "automatic teller machine" either.

PINECONES!!!

Oh glorious day! This is better than my wedding day and birth of my child combined!

If it's from 8bitdo is bound to be great. I have the N30 Pro and SN30 Pro Plus and love them both.

Blair witch stuff was cool for a couple months in 1999.

I have visited NintendoLife everyday with the hope that one day they would finally publish an article about scrotums. Today is my lucky day!

So mario is only one galaxy away? That's too close for comfort.

And once again I do horribly on one of these. 5/12.

If it's not 8Bitdo it's not the third party for me.

@SpacedDuck Someone's a grumpy gus.

It's common knowledge that linearity is the main aspect of the Zelda series that people love the most. That and a motion controlled sword.

@RazumikhinPG WHat's the point of Sunday mornings without heavy drinking?

I collected the triforce in my heart the minute I first started playing Ocarina of Time.

I've always dreamed of tweaking Mario's nipples.

I'm a ride or die Hamburglar supporter.

@MeowMeowKins You're familiar with the concept of a joke, right?

Canada has vulnerable communities?

What, some group of moose in Newfoundland couldn't find enough maple syrup for dinner?

This news is 1,000,000x more exciting than the last Direct.

(and it's pretty boring news)

Hearing the term "e sports" will forever make me cringe. Play a real sport or nothing at all. Stop trying to appropriate (hah another cringe worthy term) the word sport from people who shoved you in lockers during your high school years.

No lifetime update on Switch Troll and I sales?

My island has a beach ball.

I'm not a fan of the show but Animal Talking was a really creative idea.

Let me guess, the games these grumpy gusses made didn't sell well.

Sounds like a case of sour grapes to me.

The cream always rises to the top.

Maybe if team Jools focused all their attention on getting Chicken Wiggle Workshop (or whatever it's called now) out instead of doing this other stuff, the game would not have been delayed for 2 YEARS!!!

@Magitek_Knight If you can find a Switch at retail (don't pay more than $300) with the red box I'd get it now. There is no official word of a Switch Pro even existing yet but everyone seems to think it will come out sooner or later. The newer Switches on shelves (the red box I mentioned) have better battery life than the ones that came out at launch.

@jimtendog I'm waiting for the Switch Pro before I upgrade from my OG March 2017 model.

When I die I want a real life "Western-Style Stone" as my grave marker.

This just makes me sad about the Universal Orlando news.