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Aren't you reviewers supposed to show games without bias? You're already talking down about it like "well i guess its fine" just because its not the same trademarked Fox you can buy plushies of.

Then again you did the same with Palworld despite it being one of the largest selling indie titles ever and still has one of those mythical Overwhelming Positive scores out of hundreds of thousands of reviews, which is really rare.

I mean yeah, I picked up RE7 and RE8 plus all of their DLC for $20. You aren't getting that sort of deal with physical (not that theres physical available of such things anyway).

@-wc- Sure in magical dreamland where Unicorns fly. Now in the real world where we actually live, charity and non-profits are another way of saying money laundering or theft.

@Misima Ahh simpleone, we live in what is called a "Uniparty". It means whichever fake side you vote for (theyre aligned on EVERYTHING that actually matters like war, the economy, surveillance state), you still get the same deep state puppetry influenced by a small middle eastern nation-state either way.

Can they delist that abomination of a show too? The one where the lady captain sits in the chair in every possible way except how a normal human being sits?

I mean they sure can't be any worse than what EA has become in the last decade or so. Im sure somebidy up above on here is crying about Saudi's human rights yada yada. Did you forget your elected officials (or kings, it doesn't matter its all of them) are visitors to a certain island and are part of a huge global cover-up? I dont want to hear "Saudi bad" 🤣

@Markatron84 You say that ironically, yet 98% of actual gamers want JUST that. Lmao.

Huh, looks like a Switch 1 title still. Especially those battlefields, so empty and lifeless with a couple low res rocks around?

Character designs are good though, which has always been hit or miss for me with FE. Hard to get into a title if you dont care about half the cast.

Dude trying hard to act like they dont have DLC already planned out to try and get every nickel out of the remaster remake rerere crowd.

Do people really go off critics scores still? I cant phathom that after the last decade of their shenanigans. 🤣

The actual PEOPLE, not the ones paid to say nice things, are saying its pretty bad with some very bland and boring combat.

Looks like yet another case of "oOO look shiny things" over actual gameplay.

How? Its already dropped down to like 50th in Steam with its glaringly Mixed reviews. Another slop game for the firepit.

Sounds like it was rushed out for whatever reason if they had all those modes ready that fast.

Im horrible at fighters but still enjoy playing the CPU arcade or story modes so ill probably end up getting this when its like $5 and only two others still play online lol.

Discounted cardboard!

@SwitchplayerJohn Really showing that you've never tried an actual VR headset.

Normally I would sigh at the shameless journey of stomping a new franchise into the ground for their God named profit, but Capcom is definitely on top of its game lately.

Why is he talking abiut the scale? They cut out so much from FF7R trilogy to replace it with pointless filler that has nothing to do with the original.

They could..try...NOT DOING THAT?!

I wouldn't be able to refrain myself from laughing at them if I saw someone wearing those in the real world.

I dunno, it runs great on my basic ROG Ally that costs the same as a Switch so the challenge seems to be manpower and not limitations. Amazing game. So few RPGs these days and theyre almost always tied to a long standing franchise instead of something fresh and original like Claire.

Also all the coping going on in here is hilarious. "WE DONT WANT IT!" lmao you...cant be serious. You guys get excited over 15 year old ports. Yet you hate the GOTY for...no discernable reasons? You want it. You just cant have it...yet.

@Kiz3000 Okay but you need to download the content because how else would it work if some guy shows up in your starter town wearing end game armor from DLC? Its not going to default his armor he worked hard for to show off with because you didnt want to download the 2mb model.

What if someone tries to trade you or drops a useless option, but its only available in some DLC. Do you just see a red X in place of the image file you didnt want? DLC spell effects?

Playing this on the Switch would be a triple whammy. Pay for internet monthly. Pay for NSO monthly. Pay for Final Fantasy monthly.

Tifa! Tifa! Tifa!

You'll never convince me those dudes aren't just there to flail around and spice up a show that would be otherwise boring to look at.

Im guilty of doing some flailing myself when I listen to classical too so that would be sort of fun to play though if the song selection hit right.

Nah the first one was great. Peak 90s and then they got progressively worse as they tried to cash in on quick sequels.

I will watch this one simply because im a fan of Zach Cregger, since he was one of the guys who made Whitest Kids U'Know, but with that being sketch comedy, its like totally opposite of action horror, and i don't have much hope on ANOTHER random RE that has nothing to do with the games, or hell, even the books will be good. I cant watch anything made in the last 10 years for the most part anyway because the agendas and push for degeneracy are too blatant in anything Hollyweird makes.

I'll always remember being like 15 and after cleaning up boxes of old stuff, me and my dad built a hasty wooden mansion and set up all my old action figures in it and set it ablaze in the campfire and recorded it on the good ol camcorder. Good times watching He-man and whomever else melt into one fiery chemical goo. Not sure why this brought back the memories, there were no Zelda action figures back then, at least that i ever saw.

$50 for twenty year old games, folks. Thats how much they respect you.

The same games that go on sale for under 10 on PC and can be upscaled to ridiculous clarity and sharpened and modded to your hearts desire. Oh and at 60 fps. I think gong higher breaks game logic.

You should be expecting more for what little measley purchasing power money still has these days.

Sorry Nintendo, only lsrael controls what our politicians do here, not Japan.

@Klingenlied See, we have people like this who buy into the right vs left nonsense so willingly. Its a deep state Uniparty yo, wake up.

Still gotta pay to use your own internet. Wild people just accept that.

As for Call of Doody, if you allowed for chat to be as wild as it was back in the MW2 era days, id be interested, but start playing word police and you can get outta here. Bloody realistic gun violence, A-okay! Hurty virtual words, oh God no-no!

$50 lol. We live in a corporate owned circus.

"a gecko more or less presented naturalistically, without any characterisation is difficult to imagine as a lead character on a quest"

What?! Their entire day to day lives are adventures just to not get eaten. They quest on hardmode every time they get hungry.

The fact gaming is now about collecting plastic trinkets is just more proof this hobby is on its deathbed.

Are we getting the point where games get negative reviews because they have words and require above a 5th grade education to understand them? Slippery slopes and such.

Looks like a Call of Juarez: Gunslinger demake.

The fact they censored the ships mast to cater to...hell I dont even know what subsect of loonies theyre trying to cater to with that one, but its laughable. Adults being treated like kiddos to appease an overly vocal tiny minority is the new norm in collapsing societies, I guess.

Switch tax getting insane these days, expecting a full price purchase for a very old game? Haha oh you SE, you're quickly joining the list of emulate only/sail the seas developers.

@Gamer_Griff I was thinking Austin Powers with the Fook twins.

Celebrating 40 years of selling the masses little trinkets they dont need.

I will get it one day far down the line when its on sale for a couple bucks just to mash buttons with my girl Tifa.

That game fell off the face of the planet so fast. It was all the online folks could talk about for weeks. Then it came out and a week later, nobody was even mentioning it.

@NoPhysicalNoBuy123 I think you just cant grasp how large of a game it is, and how little devs do to optimize these days. Its not fitting on your little piece of plastic you worship, period, full stop.

With all the never-ending friendslop releases lately, its pretty cool you can use the gameshare thing for this. Just feels like an easy (exploitive) way to have to sell two copies per one gaming experience normally.

Sounds a lot cooler if it were actual football football and not soccer.

Rapidash helmets would be pretty sweet.

The co-op slop trend will continue until morale improves.

I swear one in three games that comes out these days is one of em.

@OorWullie Yeah its amusing in a sad way people are fine with it and even defend it (see above where people praise Cyberpunk and No Man's Sky). They sold you a broken product, and you're cool with it, because after years of fixes the game works as intended now? Cattle, man, cattle everywhere.

I dunno, an elephant powerup that basically took away any actual playing of the game you did so you had to just hold right... just doesn't seem that iconic to me to warrant a $500 statue.

Like Costanza said up there, they feel more like a ride than a classic powerup anymore.

By connecting they mean charging.

At this point in time, if you haven't experienced the wonders of emulation, there's no saving you anyway.

Well at least it looks like they dont intend to cover her up and censor her to appease the very small percent of overly vocal voices online, so thats good. Peak designs don't need altered.

A true testament that you can sell people a steamy pile of bugs and lies at launch, and with their goldfish memories, will still reward such behavior with consumerism. (the games launch, not the Switch port)

Thats surprising as it has no problem running at 80+ on my base Ally (not the uber model).

Absolutely insane there's no gyro aiming though? The trilogy was an absolute blast playing with gyro controls forced on. Really one of the best experiences I had with the bow and just pulling off headshot after headshot. So immersive, no way I could replay it with just analogs.

There's a zone called Zoness? lol

I know its probably like Zo-ness or something, but one cant help how one reads words.