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Re: Interview: Senran Kagura Producer Kenichirō Takaki Bares All

Solid_Stannis

well, like the product or no, at least the guy is true to himself and doesn't cave in to the political correctness crowd. Good for him. Be nice if he directed his efforts towards something that might help people's perception of video games--or, hey, Japanese culture altogether--rather than the other way around, but that's the way it goes.

Re: Nintendo President Satoru Iwata Passes Away Aged 55

Solid_Stannis

I'm speechless. For all my misgivings about him as president, he was an exceedingly likeable man, and his obvious passion for the beautiful art form that is video gaming is nothing short of inspirational. we shall not see his like again, and video games--no, art in all its forms--will be lesser without him.

Rest in peace, Satoru Iwata. If you want to truly honor his memory, take some time off from whatever you're doing and just sit down and play his games, like the child you once were. It's hard to ask for a more fulfilling legacy.

Re: Review: Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (Wii U eShop / N64)

Solid_Stannis

Until artificial intelligence is invented (and even then we'll only be able to enjoy it for three days or so until it comes to the conclusion that humanity is obsolete and kills us all) there can be no such thing as a "site's opinion." Reviews are written by people, and people are different. This is exactly why it's silly to base a game purchase decision on the opinions of the few.

Re: Video: This News Anchor Sure Is Excited About Super Mario Maker

Solid_Stannis

So many cynics... the dude had a picture of his NES hooked up, it's hard to get more legit than that. Sure, he seems a bit, err, much, but his inherent awkwardness is no doubt exacerbated by genuine excitement.

Not taking everything you see and hear at face value is a healthy outlook, but it's wasted on innocuous things such as this.

Re: Video: Disney Magical World 2 Looks as Charming as the Original, and Has Frozen In It

Solid_Stannis

It's a bit of a shame that they milk it to the degree they do... some people will just be put off by Frozen's overexposure and dismiss watching it altogether. It's a pretty fine movie on its own merits... Not worthy of the hype, obviously (nothing deserves this level of pop-cultural omniscience), but still one of the best animated films of the decade for sure. Don't get blinded by hype.

Re: Review: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Wii U eShop / N64)

Solid_Stannis

Ocarina's a fine game and deserves all the praise it gets for being a pioneering trailblazer, but judged on its own merits there is scant little to enjoy that hasn't since been done better, both inside its own series and out.

Even considering that nothing should ever be conferred such a lofty title, a man can do little but cringe at these incomprehensible proclamations of "best game ever." This denotes only a lack of historical gaming knowledge, or a surplus of deep-set nostalgia, or both.

Or, err, subjective opinions I guess.

Re: Nintendo Is A Slave To Its Past Success, Says Gearbox President Randy Pitchford

Solid_Stannis

Straight talk. I am nothing less than amazed at how woefully out-of-touch Nintendo have shown themselves to be at their worst moments for almost a decade now. This latest E3 snafu should've been a surprise only to the most ardent of fanboys... and chances are, even that contingent will realize how they messed up long before Nintendo brass ever does.

Mostly, I think Nintendo are just a tiny bit afraid of anyone bursting the bubble in which they find themselves. Sure, it allows for a continuance of superlative game experiences with that unique, timeless Nintendo touch, but it also locks them into the same mindset they had when they ruled the market back in the '90s. The wii's success was the last thing Nintendo needed to deal with their perpetual egotrip; they don't even understand why it became the success that it was. They just had the luck of unleashing the right gimmick at the right time.

For better or worse, the wants of gamers have changed dramatically, whereas Nintendo are pretty much exactly where they were in the mid-'90s, only without the commercial success to show for it. Nintendo deserves better than close-minded old men who think they can still party like it's 1993.

Re: Poll: Did The Splatoon Global Testfire Hit Its Targets?

Solid_Stannis

I thoroughly enjoyed it. The only really big issue I have is with the seeming randomness of the map selection. During the last testfire window, I only got to play the warehouse level, which is approximately fifteen point eight times better than the alternative, once. During the first session, the alternation was at a comparatively healthy, agreeable level.

Re: Digital Foundry Assesses The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD and More GameCube HD Remake Possibilities

Solid_Stannis

Twin Snakes and Twilight Princess HD is all I need.

Sunshine needs a heck of a lot more than a fresh coat of paint to avoid my growing tired of it some 30 Shines in, which always happens when I feel charitable enough to give it another try. A better 100% completion reward than "Have a relaxing vacation, you're gonna need it after wasting hours of your life" would be a start.

Re: Talking Point: What We Expect from Nintendo Direct - 1st April

Solid_Stannis

Don't get "disappointed" with Nintendo if the leak(s) don't turn out to be true. You've every right to be disappointed for its own sake if it turns out to be a lackluster Direct, but don't blame Nintendo for something they had nothing to do with. And you can't blame them for not announcing something as awesome as the overly optimistic leaks, either.

Re: The Legend of Zelda for Wii U No Longer Set for 2015 Release

Solid_Stannis

If this announcement would have been made this time last year, I would've been severely disappointed and ranting like the overly entitled jerk I try not to be. Others are doing a much better job at that than I anyway.

But, seeing as how 2015 is otherwise turning out to be the best game year in roughly a decade (mostly for Sony) I'll just take it on the chin. Take your time, Nintendo. No chance of it beating the best of the Zelda series (which has technically already been released this year) but it has as much potential as any to make for a decent number two.

Keep it real, Ninty.