Insert Ian Malcolm "...so pre-occupied with whether or not they could" speech.
Fun, but entirely pointless mod. No clue what problem it's trying to solve or what benefit it has other than causing fleeting curiosity and boosting internet cred for the creators.
Some great free updates here, but they'll be most useful to those returning to complete the game 100% or those playing for the first time. By the time any of these launch, I'll have finished my playthrough and be done with the game.
@hbkay Actually, when we were rebranding from StreetPass UK and StreetPass (insert group name), we did seek explicit permission for NPUK and NPUK groups to use the name 'Nintendo', so long as we were clear that we were independent communities.
Some people really need to get outside of their very narrow comfort zone, or aversion to indies, if they think 2022 was a bad year for Nintendo Switch.
@SwitchForce Uh, okay. Hardly a satisfactory excusal of the way distribution has been handled and and one that doesn't negate any of the points I and others have made.
@SwitchForce Ah yes. I'd forgotten about that. Text book artificial scarcity really to capitalise on FOMO. Same goes for the unpopular in-store distribution in the first place. All designed to get you into the store in the hopes you'll buy something, even worse when some stores enforce loyalty card requirements to even obtain a code.
Then they muddy the waters further by allowing distribution of the codes online via email for all of two seconds, and then 'acting' like they've run-out when the distribution runs until 17th November and the codes themselves are still able to be generated at stores.
@garfreek Yeah. Just my dark humour as I don't think it remotely likely but imagine if on 27th Aug they release Wave 2 and it's all revamped versions of SNES Mario Kart courses
The last time Mario Kart 8 Deluxe had scheduled maintenance was 7th June, so we've been through this song and dance before.
The only thing that really gives it weight is that 7-Eleven tip-off. The counterpoint to that however is would Nintendo really release Wave 2 on Xenoblade Chronicles 3 launch day instead of say early August for example, where they have nothing coming out.
Nice review, but I think myself and others would've appreciated some info on the performance of the Nintendo Switch version, as well as your thoughts on how save states impact the game, particularly musical note collection.
@YamiYuseiSpl it'll be GO 'and' Unite in 5 years. No-one would be surprised if they moved on to releasing variations and Pokemon in dumb clothing once they've released every available Pokemon.
Completely pointless. Nintendo has already confirmed the chipset is exactly the same as the previous Switch revision. Of course performance is going to be identical.
More of this type of rumour, backed by proof, and less of the some random internet charlatan said something and we are going to give him air time so we can both get clicks.
...and there it is. The goal of all the "insider" grifters.
To be legitimised via articles from big name sites like Nintendo Life, helping them to gain even more undeserved fame and notoriety.
No-one can ever know they're being 'conned' either by these opportunists because they have plausible deniability. They can't name sources, or plans changed internally, or Nintendo are going in a different direction. It's all so convenient.
Take a bow Nate the Fake, lots more 'believers' will be rushing to your speculative podcast shortly thanks to this promotion.
@JJtheTexan This. I wish they'd stop fuelling the fame of ""insiders"" who peddle a lot of half truths and false predictions in the hopes you'll become part of their audience, and sites like NLife will boost their profile.
I can't stand seeing people get by off of doing almost no work, and not even being correct about what they say.
Nate was 'talking' about the possibility of GB and GBC on NSO on the recent podcast...so even his speculation gets treated as if it's major news that needs to be reported.
@Damo Don't see it in the visuals either to be honest. It's not enough to have strangely proportioned kids, with playful animations and some exaggerated weaponry, and then say it 'looks' like Splatoon. It doesn't. It has some faint similarities but but come, NLife are really reaching with the comparison here.
@Damo I guess, but I watched the full trailer and didn't once think this was anything like Splatoon. Monster catching in a city is more akin to Yokai Watch, and the battling reminds me more of Final Fantasy XV.
Sad to see the comments become a dumpster fire for people championing a time where it was fun to laugh at racist, sexist, ableist and vile humour, instead of discussing the game, or the review.
@HotGoomba Your point doesn't stand because it's not a game. This is always the problem when some fan makes one of these videos. People like you then conflate making a trailer with making a game, and it's a grossly unfair comparison to make.
@ochiltree It does seem like the article can't make up its mind as to whether it's asking for more online multiplayer games with friends only lobbies, or whether it wants more online multiplayer games where the primary form of interaction isn't one of violence.
If it's the former, then i have to ask, is there really a lack of online multiplayer games with friend lobbies? ... and if it's the latter, then whilst i'm broadly in favour of there being more non-violent online games to play with friends, don't muddy your argument by including Valheim and Among Us as examples.
@Bondi_Surfer This is such a dumb take. People are far too fixated on things being sturdy. Similar sized objects made with LEGO are going to be extremely heavy, and supremely uncomfortable to put up close to your face.
Wow. This is based on something so thin, so speculative. It's really a shame that people like Grubb and other "insiders" and "leakers" hold such sway, and get such attention now, irrespective of how often they're wrong.
People aren't complaining that it isn't free forever. They're already paying for it via the NSO subscription. Nintendo has given countless interviews where they've spoken about adding value to the service; now they're deliberately removing value from the service because of an arbitrary promotional date.
Online servers may be expensive to run, but they're also returning record profits at the moment, so i hardly see that as a valid point for shutting it down.
If you want to talk cost-benefit, then they should gauge that on how many people are still playing, not on a date. There's also the fact they spent time, money and resources developing Super Mario 35, and putting the 3D Collection together, what sense does it make to cut-off further returns on that work.
They can also leave things on sale, and still celebrate other things. shrugs
I expect its been put there for people who saw the Pokemon Mini in the 25th Anniversary video in the latest Poke Presents, and wanted to look for those games on the official Ninty website.
It smacks of them being thorough to me in their representation of Pokemon games on their website.
NateDrake and others like him once again making their names on being "insiders", which sites, and their "fans" are happy to spread, even if they get things wrong.
It's such a convenient excuse for these people to then say "I guess plans changed", which they know implies that they were correct in the first place.
"and i never will" is rather over dramatic. Can't understand the logic in not finishing it either. Maybe when BotW2 comes out, you'll come to your senses and finish BotW1 knowing there's more Zelda, more Hyrule to be had in the sequel
Hmm. The question at the end of the video...not in the slightest. Plenty of unboxing videos on YT, and you can find out what most of them look like inside via Google Image search. Not sure what's to be gained by forking out a fortune to make content that's already out there.
@60frames-please If it was like Tim Rodgers it would be about 3hrs long and contain thousands of meandering, naval-gazey, self worship, pointless tangents and waffle that sound smart but amount to very little.
Rodgers needs to be medically prescribed an editor, stat.
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Re: Random: Modders Build World's Smallest GameCube Using Authentic Nintendo Hardware
Insert Ian Malcolm "...so pre-occupied with whether or not they could" speech.
Fun, but entirely pointless mod. No clue what problem it's trying to solve or what benefit it has other than causing fleeting curiosity and boosting internet cred for the creators.
Re: Sinister Fishing Indie 'Dredge' Reveals 2023 Roadmap, Includes Free Updates & Paid DLC
Some great free updates here, but they'll be most useful to those returning to complete the game 100% or those playing for the first time. By the time any of these launch, I'll have finished my playthrough and be done with the game.
Re: Feature: Nintendo Players UK - A Decade Of The UK's Biggest Nintendo Fan Community
@hbkay Actually, when we were rebranding from StreetPass UK and StreetPass (insert group name), we did seek explicit permission for NPUK and NPUK groups to use the name 'Nintendo', so long as we were clear that we were independent communities.
Re: Random: Fans Create 'Nuzlocke-Style' Mode For Animal Crossing: New Horizons
How is anyone supposed to keep 'all' of these rules in their head?
Re: Soapbox: If You Thought Last Year Was "Sad" For Switch, 2023 Might Be Hard To Handle
Some people really need to get outside of their very narrow comfort zone, or aversion to indies, if they think 2022 was a bad year for Nintendo Switch.
Re: Deals: Get 10% Off Switch Games And eShop Credit In Our Christmas Sale
@LiamRomK Pikmin 3 Deluxe is actually on sale fairly regularly. They usually knock the price down to £33 or so.
Re: Sonic Prime's First Episode To Premiere In Roblox 5 Days Before The Netflix Release
Why would I want to download, install and boot Fortnite or Roblox to watch anything?
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield's Latest Limited-Time Distribution Event Gets Online Access
@SwitchForce Uh, okay. Hardly a satisfactory excusal of the way distribution has been handled and and one that doesn't negate any of the points I and others have made.
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield's Latest Limited-Time Distribution Event Gets Online Access
@SwitchForce Ah yes. I'd forgotten about that. Text book artificial scarcity really to capitalise on FOMO. Same goes for the unpopular in-store distribution in the first place. All designed to get you into the store in the hopes you'll buy something, even worse when some stores enforce loyalty card requirements to even obtain a code.
Then they muddy the waters further by allowing distribution of the codes online via email for all of two seconds, and then 'acting' like they've run-out when the distribution runs until 17th November and the codes themselves are still able to be generated at stores.
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield's Latest Limited-Time Distribution Event Gets Online Access
Link seems to no longer work. Redirects back to GAME's home page.
Re: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Maintenance Is Due Tomorrow, And Fans Are Speculating
@garfreek Yeah. Just my dark humour as I don't think it remotely likely but imagine if on 27th Aug they release Wave 2 and it's all revamped versions of SNES Mario Kart courses
Re: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Maintenance Is Due Tomorrow, And Fans Are Speculating
The last time Mario Kart 8 Deluxe had scheduled maintenance was 7th June, so we've been through this song and dance before.
The only thing that really gives it weight is that 7-Eleven tip-off. The counterpoint to that however is would Nintendo really release Wave 2 on Xenoblade Chronicles 3 launch day instead of say early August for example, where they have nothing coming out.
Re: Review: Banjo-Kazooie - Peerless Platforming Perfection, And Now Available On Switch
Nice review, but I think myself and others would've appreciated some info on the performance of the Nintendo Switch version, as well as your thoughts on how save states impact the game, particularly musical note collection.
Re: Random: Hey, A Switch Online N64 Game Description Mentions Golden Sun
Talk about clutching at straws.
Re: So, What Happens When Pokémon GO Runs Out Of New Pokémon?
@YamiYuseiSpl it'll be GO 'and' Unite in 5 years. No-one would be surprised if they moved on to releasing variations and Pokemon in dumb clothing once they've released every available Pokemon.
Re: Video: Analysing The Performance Of The Switch OLED Versus The OG Switch
Completely pointless. Nintendo has already confirmed the chipset is exactly the same as the previous Switch revision. Of course performance is going to be identical.
Re: Random: This Tiny Game Boy Is Probably The World's Smallest Game Console
Tip: skip to around 6 minutes in to see something actually running on it.
As ever with these videos, they drag it out as long as possible.
Re: Rumour: It Looks Like Nintendo Will Soon Unveil A New Controller For Switch
More of this type of rumour, backed by proof, and less of the some random internet charlatan said something and we are going to give him air time so we can both get clicks.
Re: Rumour: Insider Says N64 Is Coming To Switch Online, Believes It Will Introduce A "Higher-Priced" Subscription Tier
...and there it is. The goal of all the "insider" grifters.
To be legitimised via articles from big name sites like Nintendo Life, helping them to gain even more undeserved fame and notoriety.
No-one can ever know they're being 'conned' either by these opportunists because they have plausible deniability. They can't name sources, or plans changed internally, or Nintendo are going in a different direction. It's all so convenient.
Take a bow Nate the Fake, lots more 'believers' will be rushing to your speculative podcast shortly thanks to this promotion.
Re: Crysis 2 & 3 Remastered Are Both Headed To Switch, But Only Individually
That's strange, I could've sworn the press release said...
"Nintendo Switch will get a separated retail release for Crysis 1, 2 and 3 Remastered"
so perhaps the Trilogy is still being offered digitally?
Re: Rumour: Could Monolith Soft's Website Be A Hint At A Xenoblade 3 Nintendo Direct?
The meat on the rumours gets less and less I feel...to the point where it's becoming rather farcical.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Will Expand Its Switch Online Service With Game Boy And Game Boy Color Titles
@JJtheTexan This. I wish they'd stop fuelling the fame of ""insiders"" who peddle a lot of half truths and false predictions in the hopes you'll become part of their audience, and sites like NLife will boost their profile.
I can't stand seeing people get by off of doing almost no work, and not even being correct about what they say.
Nate was 'talking' about the possibility of GB and GBC on NSO on the recent podcast...so even his speculation gets treated as if it's major news that needs to be reported.
Re: Competition: Win These Super-Rare Monster Hunter Rise Golden amiibo (UK)
Deadline. Where is the deadline? How do you run an online competition and not state what the deadline for entry is.
Re: Now, This Is What Next-Gen Pokémon Should Look Like
@Damo Don't see it in the visuals either to be honest. It's not enough to have strangely proportioned kids, with playful animations and some exaggerated weaponry, and then say it 'looks' like Splatoon. It doesn't. It has some faint similarities but but come, NLife are really reaching with the comparison here.
Re: Now, This Is What Next-Gen Pokémon Should Look Like
@Damo I guess, but I watched the full trailer and didn't once think this was anything like Splatoon. Monster catching in a city is more akin to Yokai Watch, and the battling reminds me more of Final Fantasy XV.
Re: Now, This Is What Next-Gen Pokémon Should Look Like
"it looks to be an appealing mix of both Pokémon and Splatoon."
umm...in what way is it like Splatoon?
Re: Feature: Ex-Nintendo Employee On 'Holy Grails', Meeting Heroes, And Preserving A $10K Kirby Card
Heritage got back to me with a 'no', since there was literally no history and I needed at least a valuation of 10k for a submission.
It was impossible to know without hindsight really but it's amusinlg ironic given what the card sold for
Re: New Pokémon Snap's First Major Update Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Things added that are inexplicably missing from the official patch, and not included in this article.
▪️ New Customisation Options: Additional research titles, profile icons, photo filters, stickers, and frames have been added.
▪️ Quality of Life Improvements: Enjoy the following changes:
Re: Mini Review: The Procession To Calvary - An Absurdist Point-And-Click Quest That Will Split Your Sides
Sad to see the comments become a dumpster fire for people championing a time where it was fun to laugh at racist, sexist, ableist and vile humour, instead of discussing the game, or the review.
Re: Video: Pokémon Fan Reimagines The Diamond And Pearl Remakes As Full 3D Games
@HotGoomba Your point doesn't stand because it's not a game. This is always the problem when some fan makes one of these videos. People like you then conflate making a trailer with making a game, and it's a grossly unfair comparison to make.
Re: Soapbox: I Miss My Friends, But I Don't Want To Kill Them
@ochiltree It does seem like the article can't make up its mind as to whether it's asking for more online multiplayer games with friends only lobbies, or whether it wants more online multiplayer games where the primary form of interaction isn't one of violence.
If it's the former, then i have to ask, is there really a lack of online multiplayer games with friend lobbies? ... and if it's the latter, then whilst i'm broadly in favour of there being more non-violent online games to play with friends, don't muddy your argument by including Valheim and Among Us as examples.
Re: It Looks Like Labo Is Being Put To Rest As Nintendo Takes Down The Website
@Bondi_Surfer This is such a dumb take. People are far too fixated on things being sturdy. Similar sized objects made with LEGO are going to be extremely heavy, and supremely uncomfortable to put up close to your face.
Re: Nintendo's Indie World Sale Discounts Some Cracking Games On Switch
Will you be doing a similar article for the European discounts?
Re: Nintendo Download: 15th April (Europe)
Is there a reason you aren't mentioning which demos are available this week? For those curious...
Aerial Knight’s Never Yield
Picross S6
Re: Pokémon Happy Meals Are Coming To McDonald's In The UK
"Gotta scalp 'em all"
Fixed the article tagline for you
Re: Rumour: Is Something Going On Between Microsoft And Nintendo?
Wow. This is based on something so thin, so speculative. It's really a shame that people like Grubb and other "insiders" and "leakers" hold such sway, and get such attention now, irrespective of how often they're wrong.
Re: Site News: After Our Best Year Yet, Things Are Changing Here At Nintendo Life
So glad to hear Tom is back.
Re: You Could Win This Cow-Shaped Nintendo Switch To Celebrate Story Of Seasons
Correction: It says you'll need to follow @JustForGames_FR as well as JeuxVideo
Re: Random: The Next Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Speedrun Challenge? Trying To "Blue Yourself"
@HamatoYoshi I think it's an Arrested Development reference
Re: Soapbox: There Might Be A Bright Side To Mario's March 31st Doomsday, After All
People aren't complaining that it isn't free forever. They're already paying for it via the NSO subscription. Nintendo has given countless interviews where they've spoken about adding value to the service; now they're deliberately removing value from the service because of an arbitrary promotional date.
Online servers may be expensive to run, but they're also returning record profits at the moment, so i hardly see that as a valid point for shutting it down.
If you want to talk cost-benefit, then they should gauge that on how many people are still playing, not on a date. There's also the fact they spent time, money and resources developing Super Mario 35, and putting the 3D Collection together, what sense does it make to cut-off further returns on that work.
They can also leave things on sale, and still celebrate other things. shrugs
Re: Is Nintendo Planning To Resurrect The Pokémon Mini For Pokémon's 25th Birthday?
I expect its been put there for people who saw the Pokemon Mini in the 25th Anniversary video in the latest Poke Presents, and wanted to look for those games on the official Ninty website.
It smacks of them being thorough to me in their representation of Pokemon games on their website.
Re: Store Your SNES Games In Style With These Rather Fetching Book-Like Cases
I can't be the only one that's bothered that these essentially disguise your collection, making it impossible to see at a glance, which games you own.
You could resort to labelling the boxes I suppose.
Re: Rumour: 'Switch Pro' Console Still Aiming For 2021 Launch, According To Known Insider
NateDrake and others like him once again making their names on being "insiders", which sites, and their "fans" are happy to spread, even if they get things wrong.
It's such a convenient excuse for these people to then say "I guess plans changed", which they know implies that they were correct in the first place.
Re: Soapbox: I Never Completed Breath Of The Wild, And I Never Will
"and i never will" is rather over dramatic. Can't understand the logic in not finishing it either. Maybe when BotW2 comes out, you'll come to your senses and finish BotW1 knowing there's more Zelda, more Hyrule to be had in the sequel
Re: Video: Seeing Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Upscaled To 4K 60fps Makes Us Dream Of A Switch Pro
It looks smoother, but the way people talk about it, you'd swear it changes the game completely, when it really doesn't.
Re: Video: We "Opened" An Original Nintendo Game Boy From 1989
Hmm. The question at the end of the video...not in the slightest. Plenty of unboxing videos on YT, and you can find out what most of them look like inside via Google Image search. Not sure what's to be gained by forking out a fortune to make content that's already out there.
Re: Random: Introducing The Labo Fit Adventure Kart Kit, A "Total-Body" Exercise For Switch
@60frames-please If it was like Tim Rodgers it would be about 3hrs long and contain thousands of meandering, naval-gazey, self worship, pointless tangents and waffle that sound smart but amount to very little.
Rodgers needs to be medically prescribed an editor, stat.
Re: Nintendo Issues Mass DMCA Takedown, 379 Fan-Made Games Forcibly Removed
@nessisonett It really is that simple. But here come the "They did it because Nintendo hates its fans brigade"
Re: Best Of 2020: NES Creator Masayuki Uemura On Building The Console That Made Nintendo A Household Name
More of this. Less of the clickbait-style 'someone streamed Among Us to the Wii' etc
Re: Best Cheap Nintendo Switch Games - Christmas 2020 Switch eShop Deals (Europe)
@sandman89 Considering the ***** show that is Britain right now, I see no problem with it.