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Huh, might be a fun time killer at that price. Any details on how it actually controls?

Oh man I forgot about Evolution. Had fun with that game!

Wow so many utterly forgettable and crap games. How did this series ever survive as long as it did when the best games were uncontrovertably the first few?

Yeah I actually skipped the Switch version and downloaded the free PC version but struggled a ton to connect yesterday.

Has there ever been a so-lopsided poll here before?

I just don't understand what's going on with the NA version. Very childish images, weird shadows, purple (?)

Is this multiplayer? Or is it a game like Wild At Heart with two distinct characters that inexplicably have to be controlled by one person?

@Tyranexx YEah I wasn't a fan of that in Octopath either

"You might recognise the Three Kingdoms from games like ...

Romance of the Three Kingdoms? =(

Way too much going on in the EU/JA version. Go for simplicity!

@Yosher Interesting, I had the opposite reaction - I think both are quite nice, but the NA version was too busy for my taste and I preferred the simplicity.

US looks closer to the comic.

Wait, high end phones have like FIVE camera lenses now, why AREN'T they recording in 3D?

Yes, how dare contractors be treated.... like.... contractors?

Boy autobiographies are neat! You get to always be right in hindsight!

Snark aside, the ambassador program was amazing. I still play those games.

Wait this is real? NL did an article on 4/1 about it and I thought it was an April Fools joke.

Question - "Live" can be pronounced two different ways, with a long I (adjective - a "live concert" or a "live wire", rhymes with "hive") or a short I (verb - "live your life" or "live and let live", rhymes with "give").

Anybody know for sure how to pronounce each "live" in this title?

""charming but barebones offering", highlighting the lack of any unlockables when playing locally, along with a distinct lack of scope to most of the sports on offer."

In other words, Wii Sports?

ok then you beat the heart and now you have ascensions, which are twenty sequentially more challenging ways to make the game even HARDER, such as everything having more health, everything doing more damage, losing a potion slot, starting every run with a curse you can't remove in your deck, and having to kill TWO Act 3 bosses in a row.

It took me about 600 hours playtime to beat Ascension 20 on all 4 characters (stupid ironclad).

Favorite character is Defect. I love power builds (stupid awakened one boss). Watcher is amazing. Takes a long time to understand how to use her well, but she's incredibly powerful and for most serious players, actually the easiest to win with. Awakened One is my nemesis, because powers are SO GOOD (spend the energy once, get a permanent effect the entire fight). Awakened One is also my hardest boss (it has soooo much health and punishes powers). Strategy is far more important. Lucky matters, it's not chess, but your choices matter more than RNG. 1 energy or 1 card? Tough. Early game 1 energy is far better because you can't play all the cards in your hand. Late game 1 card is much better because you need to find your best cards to do your broken stuff/combos. I am ambivalent toward the biscuits.

Anybody ever play Sakura Wars: So Long My Love on Wii? 13 Sentinels reminds me of that, although less of a dating sim?

Anybody else play New Super Lucky's Tale? Grabbed a demo and thought it was just a very generic spyro style game. Not sure if my 11-yo would dig it.

Yep, mom used to call everything I played a Nintendo.

Great thumbnail. Too bad 35 of those 40 characters are utterly pointless.

Slay the Spire is amazing. I have over 900 hours into the game and still loving it.

Why on EARTH is this not two players? It literally has two distinct characters, you use both of them to solve puzzles... this blows my mind.

@Inc It's not any Sega tune that I recognize. Very generic and repetitive chiptunes. I found them grating to my ears.

I picked this up. The picrossing is fine. The music is SO BAD tho.

What's the big black monster east of the starting area?

Does it skip all the dating sim & life management stuff? I might be interested.

Correct me if I'm wrong but there's actually still a full YEAR before these shops shut down, right?

Yeah I've never been interested in playing an AC game for more than a couple months. The charm (and it is charming at first) wears off super quick for me. I thought AC:NH was going to be absolutely perfect for pandemic lock-in but the lack of good couch co-op ruined. Forcing everybody to stay near the island owner and limiting how much they could do just was incredibly unfun. What a terrible design decision.

#1 - The CARES relief stuff for businesses had to be spent on specific things (payroll for employees, largely), so yeah this is fraud.

#2 - It is kind of funny and kind of sad that all the individuals getting COVID relief had no such restrictions and basically everybody I know spent their money on vacations, or put it in kids' college savings funds, or splurged on fun stuff for themselves because they weren't in any way actually needing of any relief.

#3 - Or if, like me, you're self-employed, you probably just had to leave it in the bank to pay taxes at the end of the year because you knew the government was paying you too much money and you couldn't do anything about it.

Well when you're conditioned to believe that every business is fundamentally evil...

Why does that accent change with every new line she says?

What's the biggest number of troops you can ever bring into one battle?

@tameshiyaku Do I what I used to do with every game from the late 90's and early 20's - turn the Japanese voice acting on. It might be super cheesy too, but heck if I can tell

Why does every TRPG have to be this unbelievably weighty story about kingdoms and dynasties and international intrigue? That was my least favorite part about FFT and Triangle Strategy takes it to extremes.

I think it's more of a default position and one the lawyers prefer. I do tend to agree that you'd generally rather have people talking about the game (free publicity!) unless it's EXTREMELY early in the process.

@ModdedInkling Yeah that's kind of what I'm expecting. A kitschy destination store, not really a "game" store.

"surprisingly low number of game stores"

If they're ACTUALLY surprised by that, they might have a poor understanding of the market.

@Ontrevant Oh I don't think it's easy. This doesn't stand out to me at all though and I've played a lot of pixel games. It's fine. If anything below average.

@nhSnork Right? Maybe elfin hand structure invalidates her points

"gorgeous pixel art" what exactly are you looking at?

Yeah, very poor animations and the writing seems pretty immature too.

I love a lot of games with random maps, but in a strategy game? Seems like you would have either wildly swinging difficulty or the maps just don't matter.

I loved Penny Arcade's sarcastic comic strip to the effect of "Hey, instead of an NFT, can I ACTUALLY OWN the digital copy of this game you're selling (instead of just a license to play it)?" "haha hell no n00b"

I've very badly wanted to play Last Story, especially after how amazing Xenoblade was. Give me Pandora's Tower too!

Percentage of people who will have sex in their lives - 99%
Percentage of people who will kill another human in their lives - 1%

Freakout level of sex in media - 9
Freakout level of death in media - 1

Life is weird.

TWEWY is in my top 5 games of all time. Just finished NEO:Twewy and was unimpressed.

Game is fine, I'm not going to claim it's trash. But nowhere near as compelling as the original. Less interesting characters, less interesting story. Combat gave me bad hand cramps, it was just too much at once.

Worst of all though, for me, was that the last 1/3 of the game stopped being a game and just became an extremely long, droning on and on visual novel. They spent a lot of time introducing really interesting game mechanics in the beginning and middle of the game and then they COMPLETELY STOPPED MATTERING. For a while you got some interesting puzzles, interesting things to do in the game but eventually the entire game became "Go to this time/location we told you to and watch the next part of the story. Repeat ad nauseam. Occasionally do a fight if you want to I guess."

It was not interesting gameplay and I was begging for it to finally be over by the end.

Shipping in a year?

Should've brought in Imagine Dragons to perform Enemy from Arcane!