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Re: Hideki Kamiya On New Bayonetta: "Take Your Guard Down & Approach This Title With A Fresh, Open Mind"

FantasiaWHT

@ATaco I'm right there with you. I'd never played a Bayonetta game so I decided to pick 3 up from Gamefly to give it a try.... I've never played anything more incoherent in my life.

Nothing makes sense. The gameplay is just button mashing garbage. Most of the game is cinematics which are like 30% visual nonsense, 20% eyerolling "Ooh, I'm so sassy" one-liners, and 50% butt & boob closeups. Here, you're riding a sky whale. Oh, now there's this chick in a dalmatian fur coat. Hey, now you're controlling a cruise ship. A skyscraper just cracked in half, fell in the ocean, and its needle pierced this sea monster chasing you. MASH THE BUTTONS FOR MORE GIGATONS. MAX GIGATONS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR. Witch Time! Oh, you're a butterfly now.

But this looks more up my alley.

Re: Video: A Closer Look At The Aya Neo Air, A Powerful Alternative To The Switch

FantasiaWHT

"One of the most common complaints thrown at [all Nintendo hardware] (at least [every console generation) is that it's starting to look slightly antiquated when compared to [every other current generation console]"

FTFY. Seriously, does anybody ACTUALLY complain about this? Starting in the 32-bit generation, Nintendo has always been the weakest hardware because they've focused on something else completely. This is well known, anybody complaining should know better.

Re: Review: Chained Echoes - One Of The Very Best RPGs Of The Year

FantasiaWHT

@Expa0 I would've said the same thing until I played Live a Live (which I was generally unimpressed by, but this part stood out to me). Healing after each fight removes that nagging uncertainty you have when you have no idea how long a dungeon is, how long until your next tent/inn/save spot/etc. It also removes the perennial problem many RPGs have where the most efficient thing to do with your MP pool is almost always healing (at least insofar as any of your characters can both heal and do anything else with their MP).

Re: Random: Kit And Krysta Claim They Were Nearly Fired Over Nuzlocke Pokémon Run

FantasiaWHT

"While there's no doubt that Kit and Krysta's story is true,"

Um, there's a LOT of doubt the story is true. You got both sides of the story, and they contradict each other partially, so why are you saying this? I don't even think K&K are lying, but people misremember things ALL THE TIME.

This is the whole problem with this kind of finger-pointing reporting. Even for recent events, memory and perception can be wildly different for different people, so taking something like this as gospel is foolish.

Re: Review: Cult Of The Lamb - Animal Crossing Goes Bad In This Satisfyingly Stressful Sim

FantasiaWHT

"Worse yet, Cult of the Lamb outright crashed on us once and softlocked a few more times"

I think Devolver Digital has a real problem with Switch games. I bought Card Shark and the game hardlocked about 90% of the way in, absolutely nothing you could do, it froze after you loaded your game. Lots of people with the same problem on Discord, but it took them about 4 months to fix it.

Re: Where To Buy 'Live A Live' On Switch

FantasiaWHT

Without too much in the way of spoilers, can someone lightly touch on how the stories come together? Is each character like a short prelude before they come together (like Octopath) or are they lengthy separate stories that only merge towards the end?