Stop dripping out games on the Virtual Console and just release all of them on every console that can run them.
Lower the freaking prices of these ancient games. Realistically, you can get these games for free and run them on an emulator on either your PC or phone, making the games hard to get and pricing them way over their worth is only cutting into your own profits and upsetting to consumers who will than look to get what they want elsewhere.
As Gabe Newell from Valve famously said, "Piracy Is a Service Problem". Sorry, it's not 1990, the "my way or the highway" approach doesn't work, I don't care how legally in the right you are. Refusing to to give consumers what they want conveniently at at convenient price is just forfeiting money and hurting customer relations.
If you look at the design of most portable devices that use SD/microSD cards, even Nintendo's past portable consoles, the SD/microSD card is enclosed and protected, because it's small, expensive, and valuable (because of the data it holds).
It's incredibly unusual to have the microSD card exposed in such a way as it is on the Switch.
I still don't understand why the kickstand, loose for many and meant to be opened regularly by design, is the only thing protecting your $100+, possibly $200+ micro SD card, from being lost.
Nintendo realizes that unlike their own consoles in which they sell you wallpapers and you can't set your own, that most devices let you set whatever wallpaper you want right?
Well, one of the biggest issues with Mighty No. 9 was they promised Megaman, and did something else, trying to "revolutionize" the Megaman formula rather than recreate it, and failed.
The criticisms surrounding Yooka-Laylee on the other hand (by the current reviewers), seem to be that it is just like Banjo-Kazooie, but that's not good enough anymore compared to modern games.
So if you're looking for Banjo-Kazooie, Yooka-Laylee delivers, if you're looking for a game that stands up next to modern AAA games, look elsewhere (according to the current reviews).
I'm happy with this result because I don't think you should be able to own patents you don't actually use to make anything, and only own to claim royalties with, but the result came way too late, and killed any chance of 3D technology being used with whatever Nintendo's next portable would be (which was the Switch).
Well, it looks like a 3D Sonic game with nice graphics which is fine (I'm not part of that "all 3D Sonic games are bad" group), but it's not really enough footage to really determine much.
Sonic 2006 and Sonic Unleashed looked fine enough, it wasn't until people had a chance to play them that the large amount of mechanical problems became apparent.
Have you encountered any issues with other players breaking rules in the game?
It's not actually possible to interact with other players other than fighting against their AI teams in the Arena though.
If I had to harbor a guess it's probably people modifying their game data to give themselves free resources like Orbs. They made FE: Heroes require being online to play even though the entire game is played offline except for fighting random AI teams from other players, which you can only do 3 times a day anyway.
I know the Switch is priced less than top end tablets (but it's not like the Switch is top end technology itself), but for most tablets the battery can be almost 1/2 of the space the tablet itself takes up (spread long and flat along the tablet to balance the weight), so that's what I would consider a " hulking beast of a battery", unless the battery in the Switch is really thick (which can't be seen from the picture), but that would severely throw off the balance of the Switch since it's on one side of it, so I doubt that's the case.
The reason I bring this up is the Switch's 2.5 hour estimated portable battery life that is expected for most AAA games is one of the Switch's notable faults.
Also, the fact that the battery is completely shoved to the side of the device means there was even less of a reason to have it be non removable and require it be a paid maintenance service from Nintendo to have it replaced.
Local multiplayer isn't dead, it's inconvenient for a very large majority of people. Many multiplayer games still have it, there are entire communities built around fighting games.
Having local multiplayer is almost never an excuse for not having online multiplayer, or a poor online multiplayer.
Having DLC that isn't worth the price of the Amiibos exclusive to Amiibos and often require repeated scanning of the Amiibo to use the DLC to make sure you aren't "sharing" them is Ponyta manure.
I have, the battery in things like tablets are often almost as big as the tablet itself, but in the past Nintendo has kept the battery secure and prevented the battery from falling out with a screwed on back plate, I don't see why that couldn't have been done again.
Given, while still not ideal, I would trade a removable battery for water and shock proofing, but I don't think the Switch will have either.
Not the kind of specs people wanted to know about.
There is some good news, it says there is a combination headphone/microphone jack, so you are still going to be able to have voice chat through the game while also hearing the in game audio, even if voice chat still doesn't work without the nonsensical paid smartphone app system.
Unless the Switch is waterproof and shockproof (to a degree), which some smartphones still accomplish with a removable battery, I don't see a real reason why the Switch doesn't have a removable battery.
I hope this wasn't an intentional decision so they can charge for maintenance, like Apple does.
The excuse that it would fundamentally change the game is frankly nonsense, at the very least they could have had the Switch's Rumble be directional since a Switch Controller has Rumble from 2 separate Joy Cons, but this is even more of a reason to just play BotW on the Wii U and not buy a Switch at launch.
While it's between Marvel vs Capcom 3 and Pokken in 1st and 2nd place, MvC3 is currently running away with it. It looks like for Pokken to win there would need to be a strong organized effort to vote for it.
Pokken being announced for the Switch might help also, since any game on the Wii U is doomed to have a restricted player base.
It's hardware capabilities compared to the competition combined with how it's being marketed as usable as a portable makes it a handheld. If the Switch succeeds, expect Nintendo to phase out the 3DS to encourage more Switch sales. If the rumored Pokemon Stars is only on the Switch as is expected, that process has already begun.
But it's being marketed as "home console" to justify the AAA home console price they're applying to many of the Switch games.
It's strange how Nintendo takes away options as a series becomes more popular.
When they thought Fire Emblem was a failure they had less censorship and dual audio.
When they discovered Awakening was actually a massive success they started making much more aggressive localization decisions to the series and took away dual audio.
Either they think if a series is popular, it'll sell regardless of if they (Nintendo) spend the small amount of money for extra options, or they think more options will confuse the poor casual who can't handle them.
A lot of these suggestions don't seem to be limited to the new HD Rumble, just Rumble in general.
From what I've heard from people who have tried it at the demo events, all they think HD Rumble is is the controller has 3 points of Rumble separated along it rather that 1. That sounds pretty situational, especially with more traditional games where the Joy Cons will be attached to something, like the Switch itself.
One suggestion I heard was was interesting, was for more traditional games, when you are taking damage on one side of your body in a first person game or something, only that side of the Joy Con would shake since each of the Joy Cons that form one controller are technically 2 separate sources of rumble.
Another one I heard was when playing a game like Mario Kart, if you go off road, the only one side of your controller would shake if only 1/2 of your kart's wheels was off road, so you could feel of you were straying off of the main road.
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Re: Random: Nintendo Officially States Ganondorf's Last Name
I am generally against "cannon" declarations made outside of the source material, even if from official sources.
That said, with every incarnation of Ganondorf being a different person, they may all have different last names anyway.
Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Needs to Learn Lessons From Its NES Mini Mistakes
Here's the solution.
Stop dripping out games on the Virtual Console and just release all of them on every console that can run them.
Lower the freaking prices of these ancient games. Realistically, you can get these games for free and run them on an emulator on either your PC or phone, making the games hard to get and pricing them way over their worth is only cutting into your own profits and upsetting to consumers who will than look to get what they want elsewhere.
As Gabe Newell from Valve famously said, "Piracy Is a Service Problem". Sorry, it's not 1990, the "my way or the highway" approach doesn't work, I don't care how legally in the right you are. Refusing to to give consumers what they want conveniently at at convenient price is just forfeiting money and hurting customer relations.
Re: Feature: The Big Nintendo Direct Summary - 12th April
Everyone else's Direct:

Japan's Direct:

Re: Fate/Extella: The Umbral Star Coming to Switch 25th July
This was honestly the biggest surprise for me in the Direct.
Re: 'Senran Kagura Refure' Game Heading For Nintendo Switch
Better than the entire U.S./Europe Directs.
Re: Standalone Nintendo Switch Dock Available From May 19th
Did Nintendo announce if these new standalone docks do anything to reduce the screen scratching problem some people are having?
Re: These Neon Yellow Joy-Con Will Go Perfectly With ARMS
They're okay if a bit gaudy, but I still think the controllers are overpriced.
Re: Check Out These Limited Time Micro SD Card Deals From Amazon
@JaxonH
If you look at the design of most portable devices that use SD/microSD cards, even Nintendo's past portable consoles, the SD/microSD card is enclosed and protected, because it's small, expensive, and valuable (because of the data it holds).
It's incredibly unusual to have the microSD card exposed in such a way as it is on the Switch.
Re: Check Out These Limited Time Micro SD Card Deals From Amazon
I still don't understand why the kickstand, loose for many and meant to be opened regularly by design, is the only thing protecting your $100+, possibly $200+ micro SD card, from being lost.
Re: Nintendo Direct Confirmed For 12th April - Focused on Splatoon 2, ARMS and More
I'll be watching for the "and more".
I don't need to know any more about Splatoon 2 and Arms.
Re: My Nintendo Offers Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia Wallpaper in North America
Nintendo realizes that unlike their own consoles in which they sell you wallpapers and you can't set your own, that most devices let you set whatever wallpaper you want right?
Re: Nintendo Switch Teardown Suggests Production Cost Is Around $260 Per Unit
Ditch the motion controls!
Re: Round Up: Yooka-Laylee's Scores Are In, And Critics Appear Divided
@Shiryu
Well, one of the biggest issues with Mighty No. 9 was they promised Megaman, and did something else, trying to "revolutionize" the Megaman formula rather than recreate it, and failed.
The criticisms surrounding Yooka-Laylee on the other hand (by the current reviewers), seem to be that it is just like Banjo-Kazooie, but that's not good enough anymore compared to modern games.
So if you're looking for Banjo-Kazooie, Yooka-Laylee delivers, if you're looking for a game that stands up next to modern AAA games, look elsewhere (according to the current reviews).
Re: Sega Countdown Site Teases Bayonetta News Next Week
Bayonetta 3 would not be an announcement made by Sega in the middle of April.
As others have said, it's likely a PC release of the first Bayonetta game, which Nintendo doesn't have locked down.
Re: There's a Spring Event Coming to Fire Emblem Heroes
FE: Heroes has entered the Dark Side of Free to Play.
And it is glorious.
Re: United States Appeals Court Rules In Nintendo's Favour In Tomita Technologies 3DS Patent Case
I'm happy with this result because I don't think you should be able to own patents you don't actually use to make anything, and only own to claim royalties with, but the result came way too late, and killed any chance of 3D technology being used with whatever Nintendo's next portable would be (which was the Switch).
Re: Video: See Sonic Forces At Its Best in Official Gameplay Footage
Well, it looks like a 3D Sonic game with nice graphics which is fine (I'm not part of that "all 3D Sonic games are bad" group), but it's not really enough footage to really determine much.
Sonic 2006 and Sonic Unleashed looked fine enough, it wasn't until people had a chance to play them that the large amount of mechanical problems became apparent.
Re: Some People Are Doing Naughty Things In Fire Emblem Heroes
Have you encountered any issues with other players breaking rules in the game?
It's not actually possible to interact with other players other than fighting against their AI teams in the Arena though.
If I had to harbor a guess it's probably people modifying their game data to give themselves free resources like Orbs. They made FE: Heroes require being online to play even though the entire game is played offline except for fighting random AI teams from other players, which you can only do 3 times a day anyway.
Re: Nintendo Confirms Switch Save Data Is Tied To The Console And Cannot Be Transferred
I step forward 2 steps back.
Suggesting there might be a cloud storage system is just making up excuses when such a thing shouldn't be necessary in the first place.
What is even the purpose of tying the save data to the console? I can only imagine it's some asinine anti piracy attempt.
Re: Guide: Nintendo Switch Dock Scratching Your Screen? Try This DIY Fix
I don't understand how this issue didn't come up in testing, it seems to be a common problem people are having.
Although I would have to question why the screen is made of plastic instead glass to begin with.
Re: Weirdness: Nintendo Switch Game Cards Taste Absolutely Horrible, So Don't Try To Eat Them
Sometimes when my cartridges get dirty, I wipe them down with a damp towel, will this chemical wash off onto my hands then?
Re: Parent Trap: ​A Family Gamer's Perspective On The Nintendo Switch
You are a gamer and a Nintendo fan, but let's be real here.
The much, much, much more common parent's perspective on the Nintendo Switch:
"What's the Switch? I can just give my kid my smartphone to keep him busy".
Re: Nintendo Switch Teardown Images Pop Up Online
I know the Switch is priced less than top end tablets (but it's not like the Switch is top end technology itself), but for most tablets the battery can be almost 1/2 of the space the tablet itself takes up (spread long and flat along the tablet to balance the weight), so that's what I would consider a " hulking beast of a battery", unless the battery in the Switch is really thick (which can't be seen from the picture), but that would severely throw off the balance of the Switch since it's on one side of it, so I doubt that's the case.
The reason I bring this up is the Switch's 2.5 hour estimated portable battery life that is expected for most AAA games is one of the Switch's notable faults.
Also, the fact that the battery is completely shoved to the side of the device means there was even less of a reason to have it be non removable and require it be a paid maintenance service from Nintendo to have it replaced.
Re: Nintendo Switch eShop Purchases Will Be Tied To Your Nintendo Account
This is great but I'm not entirely sure I should congratulate Nintendo for doing something that they should have done a very long time ago.
It's kind of like how Nintendo "revealed" they weren't region locking anymore.
Re: Talking Point: The Nintendo Switch Could Revive Local Multiplayer
Local multiplayer isn't dead, it's inconvenient for a very large majority of people. Many multiplayer games still have it, there are entire communities built around fighting games.
Having local multiplayer is almost never an excuse for not having online multiplayer, or a poor online multiplayer.
Re: Talking Point: The DLC Expansion Pass for Zelda: Breath of the Wild is Both Surprising and Inevitable
Surprising? No.
Inevitable? Not necessarily.
You have to pay extra for an increased difficulty level? That's pretty comical.
Re: Nintendo Releases Updated Nintendo Switch Trailers
Nice Wii U commercials!
Re: Poll: Does Nintendo Switch Need Streaming Apps and a Web Browser, Or Is It All About Games?
Does it need these things?
No.
Should it have these things because it's convenient and every other gaming system offers them, and having them makes the Switch a better value?
Yes.
Re: Get Loved Up With The Pokémon GO Valentine's Event
When's Gardevoir?
Re: There Are Currently 'No Plans' For Final Fantasy XV On Nintendo Switch
The PS4 can barely run FFXV as it is, this is the least surprising no port confirmation possible.
Re: Nintendo Switch Lacks A Web Browser Because It's A "Dedicated Video Game Platform"
The point is there really isn't a reason there shouldn't be a web browser.
Saying the reason is it's a "dedicated gaming device" is nonsense when Microsoft and Sony's gaming devices have it. It's just there for convenience.
Re: Talking Point: The State of Play - amiibo and Its Next Big Move
Amiibo's by themselves is fine.
Getting DLC from Amiibos is fine.
Having DLC that isn't worth the price of the Amiibos exclusive to Amiibos and often require repeated scanning of the Amiibo to use the DLC to make sure you aren't "sharing" them is Ponyta manure.
Re: Nintendo's Dev Teams Rival Western Counterparts In Terms Of Skill, Claims Miyamoto
Based on what? Compared to who?
"Western Developers" isn't a single group that's all the same.
Re: Video: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's New Trailer Is All About The Battle Mode
So I take by its seemingly intentional omission, no online for Battle Mode?
It seems strange to simply not mention online, but mention local multiplayer.
Re: Super Mario Odyssey, Breath of the Wild and Splatoon 2 Lead Switch Reveal Trailer Views
Almost nobody cares about the heavily motion control based games, what a shocker.
*Sarcasm
Re: Soapbox: Think of 1-2-Switch as Less of a "Video Game" and Suddenly It Gets Better
What you want to call it isn't important. You're just arguing semantics at that point.
It doesn't look fun, and it certainly doesn't look like it's worth $50.00.
@IceClimbers
"Drinking" game indeed.
Re: New My Nintendo Rewards Try to Show The Love for Valentine's Day
The concept that you have to pay in the first place for holiday sales is comical.
Re: Nintendo Will Replace Your Dead Switch Battery, At A Cost
@nab1
I have, the battery in things like tablets are often almost as big as the tablet itself, but in the past Nintendo has kept the battery secure and prevented the battery from falling out with a screwed on back plate, I don't see why that couldn't have been done again.
Given, while still not ideal, I would trade a removable battery for water and shock proofing, but I don't think the Switch will have either.
Re: Reminder: Nintendo Wants You to Vote for Your Fire Emblem Heroes
Is it the top 3 of each gender that gets in the game or just the 2 in first place?
Re: Official Nintendo Switch Technical Specifications Have Been Shared
Not the kind of specs people wanted to know about.
There is some good news, it says there is a combination headphone/microphone jack, so you are still going to be able to have voice chat through the game while also hearing the in game audio, even if voice chat still doesn't work without the nonsensical paid smartphone app system.
Re: Nintendo Will Replace Your Dead Switch Battery, At A Cost
Unless the Switch is waterproof and shockproof (to a degree), which some smartphones still accomplish with a removable battery, I don't see a real reason why the Switch doesn't have a removable battery.
I hope this wasn't an intentional decision so they can charge for maintenance, like Apple does.
Re: The Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Will Not Feature HD Rumble
The excuse that it would fundamentally change the game is frankly nonsense, at the very least they could have had the Switch's Rumble be directional since a Switch Controller has Rumble from 2 separate Joy Cons, but this is even more of a reason to just play BotW on the Wii U and not buy a Switch at launch.
Re: Pokkén Tournament and ARMS in the Running for Evo 2017 Player's Choice Spot
While it's between Marvel vs Capcom 3 and Pokken in 1st and 2nd place, MvC3 is currently running away with it. It looks like for Pokken to win there would need to be a strong organized effort to vote for it.
Pokken being announced for the Switch might help also, since any game on the Wii U is doomed to have a restricted player base.
Re: Kerbal Space Program Developer Reevaluating Proposed Wii U Port
Doesn't Kerbal Space Program cause lag even on good PCs if your "spaceship" is elaborate enough?
Re: Parent Trap: Nintendo Switch Parental Controls Beat Console Rivals To The Punch
Re: Pokémon Duel Arrives on iOS and Android in the West
I don't know if the stationary statues bumping into each other to show "battling" is supposed to be charming but it just looks lazy to me.
Re: Talking Point: Is the Nintendo Switch a Handheld or Console? Does it Matter?
It's hardware capabilities compared to the competition combined with how it's being marketed as usable as a portable makes it a handheld. If the Switch succeeds, expect Nintendo to phase out the 3DS to encourage more Switch sales. If the rumored Pokemon Stars is only on the Switch as is expected, that process has already begun.
But it's being marketed as "home console" to justify the AAA home console price they're applying to many of the Switch games.
Re: Eiji Aonuma Confirms that Breath of the Wild Will Not Support a Japanese Dub Over English Subtitles
It's strange how Nintendo takes away options as a series becomes more popular.
When they thought Fire Emblem was a failure they had less censorship and dual audio.
When they discovered Awakening was actually a massive success they started making much more aggressive localization decisions to the series and took away dual audio.
Either they think if a series is popular, it'll sell regardless of if they (Nintendo) spend the small amount of money for extra options, or they think more options will confuse the poor casual who can't handle them.
Re: Talking Point: Let's Explore What Could Be Done with HD Rumble on the Nintendo Switch
A lot of these suggestions don't seem to be limited to the new HD Rumble, just Rumble in general.
From what I've heard from people who have tried it at the demo events, all they think HD Rumble is is the controller has 3 points of Rumble separated along it rather that 1. That sounds pretty situational, especially with more traditional games where the Joy Cons will be attached to something, like the Switch itself.
One suggestion I heard was was interesting, was for more traditional games, when you are taking damage on one side of your body in a first person game or something, only that side of the Joy Con would shake since each of the Joy Cons that form one controller are technically 2 separate sources of rumble.
Another one I heard was when playing a game like Mario Kart, if you go off road, the only one side of your controller would shake if only 1/2 of your kart's wheels was off road, so you could feel of you were straying off of the main road.
Re: It's Nintendo Switch Petition Time, With Miiverse on the Agenda
Call me fantasy driven but it always irked my how Nintendo refused to allow fictional colors and clothing for Miis.
If I want to be a red eyed Mii with horns and wearing medieval armor I should be able to.