Bondi_Surfer

Fall Guys is sus

Honestly, I’d settle for redesigned joycons that didn’t have issues (or existing joycons massively reduced in price). Anything that allows me to play my Switch.

After that, pretty much anything Mario - Kart, Odyssey, Galaxy 2. I’ve given up on hoping for a Wave Race or 1080

It’s a bit pixelated on my 8K TV...

Surely N64 titles are on the Nintendo Online Service by now...

[Tumbleweed blows past]

What’s a ‘wholly unliveable character’? [The end of the first paragraph]. Is it supposed to perhaps be ‘unlikeable’ or ‘unbelievable’?

Hopefully we get something happening in Australia too. I’ve not bought a Nintendo game for over a year as my joy-cons are rubbish (and I can’t even start any games requiring split controllers, like Ring Fit Adventure)

I’ll not buy expensive replacement joy-cons as they’re prone to the exact same issue

Come on Nintendo, sort it out!!

It’s a shame that travelling across Lake Lapcat is the closest we’re going to get to Wave Race on the Switch...

My five year old plays AC once every two months, so we missed all these events except the Easter one. I wish you could somehow trigger any events you missed

HotGoomba_Rebrand is the imposter!

Worth the wait ...? ... No

BotW 2 and a new Switch; hopefully where the weapons in one don’t break as often as the controllers in the other...

Hopefully BotW-2 borrows some ideas from Fenyx - durable weapons, marker points telling you where to go (as an option)

@SwitchVogel They’re definitely all solvable through logic alone - no guessing required ... and no hints required either

So if Bale is in the game, do you get to play golf on matchday?

Why will they need to change the name? Drac is romancing across Transylvania, hence the Romancelvania. Castlevania is easily different enough.

That aside, I do think the name is terrible...

It’s not a good as Burnout Paradise, and I think paradise is a terrible game (whereas I loved Burnout 1and 2)

I live in Australia and I never knew there was a Nintendo eBay page. If they sold reasonably priced joycon, I’d have been all over it...

I loved Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast. Man, what a system that was...

I loved the Atari 2600 joystick. It gave me the sort of control I just don’t get from a thumb-sized joystick. I used to hunt around second-hand stores in London looking for these, as my mate and I used them to play Sensible World of Soccer on the Amiga, and each one would only last a few months. Good times

I’d buy a triple pack or a Pikmin 4

A Netflix-style subscription for cloud games might work well - then you’ve got no ownership issues

It interests me as much as if the Hilton hotel released a game console

There’s a few things worth mentioning:

If you have two karts, you can’t use both sets of gates to make bigger courses - it’s four gates only!

The other virtual racers can go through solid objects (as the game doesn’t register real-works objects).

The kart can go on small pile carpet, but may struggle with going up and down rug edges.

If you get hair wound around an axle, your kart may be buggered - so bye bye a hundred bucks.

Still not cheap enough. I’ve got one joy con drifting and the other has a non-functioning shoulder button when separated from the system - so no two player Mario kart, no Fit Boxing or Keep Fit Adventure

Reduced features should mean a reduced price. I’ve got FIFA 18, and it was pretty good. I’m tempted by FIFA 21, purely because after a two year absence the mighty Fulham are back in the Premiership (and bottom of the table) ... but I’ll get it on the PS4, depending on the level of micro-transactions

I’ll definitely grab this - a two hour playthrough is perfect, and I love a little N64 nostalgia

At least it’ll be easy to drift the kart with those joycons

If you zoom in real close on the chart to a month ago, you can see a slight dip - that's me unsubscribing

I grew up playing Game and Watch games, so if this had all of them pre-loaded, I’d purchase in a heartbeat. But with only one G&W game, it’s an easy pass

It looks friggin’ awesome. But the price is too high for me, and I question the gates being made from cardboard. It’d be interesting to know how well it controls and what its range is - if I can race around my company’s warehouse that’d be amazing. Consider my inner-child’s interest piqued

Micro-transactions fundamentally affect the way a game is designed, so are impossible to ignore. Well, that’s not quite true, I can ignore them by not purchasing the game

Goldeneye was sublime. But Diddy Kong Racing has to be my favourite Rare game - the perfect kart racer with an excellent single-player adventure, fun courses, a great weapon system, and no rubber-banding.

The one game that piqued my interest, you dismissed within seconds - My Universe, My Baby. It sounded like perfection for my five year old daughter, so I was disappointed not to see more

They haven’t copied the Switch controller until they really nail the drift...

People play games for different reasons: challenge, fun, distraction, entertainment, social. So choose the difficulty that matches your reason for playing.

I love easy modes, sometimes with a bit more challenge thrown in, but frustration turns me off completely

I played one game a couple of months ago where it essentially said, ‘looks like you’re a bit crap - shall we lower the difficulty?’ What a blessing!

What is a short hour? Fifty minutes?

I believe the review was written with one hand...

I’m Another One Who Can’t Stand The Title Case Used. But I Am Dead Drops Looks Pretty Interesting To Me. The Developers Sound Cool Too

I loved my Amiga 500. My favourites were Xenon, Garrison, and Sensible Soccer (which I played with a mate for far too many hours - we used to hunt around 2nd hand shops for the old Atari 2600 joysticks, as they were the best controllers to use, but would only last a few months). Damn good times!

Just destroy your own island before anyone arrives. Simples

Strangely, I never thought of looking for demos on the Switch... There are a bunch of games on this list I should really try - Ori, Hob, Puyo Puyo Tetris, Cadence. Looks like I’ll be busy for the next few hours (providing my joy-con drift ain’t too bad)

Thanks to joy-con issues, I hardly use my Switch anymore. It means I haven’t bought a game in many months, and instead get everything (cheaper) on my PS4

Great article. Nice to have videos in there too - something I'd love to see in the standard reviews

My most desired new feature: an option to turn off the repetitive text. Yep, an option to turn off the repetitive text. Wouldn't it be great if there was an option to turn off the repetitive text , etc...

What do those living on the equator get?

Can we get some surf...

I feel like we’ve had this ‘EA bringing games to Switch’ type article several times already in the last week. I’ve hit maximum EA. Time to hose off and move on...

@retro_player_77 Agreed. And that's my problem with it. They took Burnout, which was my favourite arcade racer, and morphed it into a street racer, which I dislike. Basically, I want a new arcade-style Burnout racer, where I can race with mates in real life. And then they can charge full price for it...

Burnout was one of my favourite series. But Paradise missed the mark in a few key areas:

• No split-screen multiplayer
• No option just to race; you have to drive around looking for races
• And with an open world, you can take wrong turns, get lost, struggle at speed to follow the map etc...

All those just ruined the fun factor for me. But if that’s your thing and you don’t mind forking out great wads of cash, then jump right in!

The review of this game pretty much sums up my feelings about Animal Crossing...