AlexOlney

@Kalmaro If someone is so sensitive over such minor aspects that Nintendo themselves have officially revealed then the responsibility is with them and not the media outlets. How are we supposed to report on developments whilst pussyfooting around every possible detail?

@Kalmaro Jesus Christ, it was shown off during the SECOND trailer for the game. Is there anything someone out there DOESN'T consider a spoiler?

@Ryu_Niiyama I'll have you know that was an old sock.

@AirElephant To download it early and have fun with it.

"I hereby order the defendant to clean this entire site. Until YouTube is completely free of horrific comment sections, you shall not be allowed to leave"

Younger devs at Nintendo were responsible for Splatoon.

Colour me excited!

The prototype they sent over and I featured in several videos is great; the cable prevents any dodgy docking or pressure on the charging port. I use a folding trivet to keep airflow going so it’s not flat on a surface.

This is just a mini dock ripoff that looks somewhat unstable. Very disappointing.

Take car, go to Mum's, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

Nice.

No comment.

Chances of finding a decent Pokémon near any countryside scene:

Slim.

@SLIGEACH_EIRE Obviously a well-written Tolkien-esque description in iambic pentameter.

@cfgk24 Blimey, it was just an off-the-cuff joke, I don't have the answers.

Probably because they made more than 12.

@rockodoodle Games are reviewed usually in the order that we receive codes. If we get a code for one game before another, that's usually the order they get reviewed in.

@rockodoodle We review every eShop game as standard. If that means revisiting a game we've previously reviewed, so be it.

30 frowns per second.

Not my words, the words of Shakin' Stevens.

Serifs. Why?

@SeriousSam Most of the enemies are either creatures with no discernible sex, or borderline faceless robot cultists with no discernible sex (as much as a robot can have a sex).

The only one with an agenda here is you.

That Helix one is wonderful.

*Wowsers trousers.

This news left the internet and went directly into my heart.

@TF-Warrior Mario's pants? Swimming shorts should be close enough really.

Switch port immediately please.

I'm seeing a lot of arguments in here about whether the Switch is a handheld games console or a home games console.

You know what? The Switch is the Switch, and trying to pigeonhole it isn't going to achieve anything beyond a slight headache.

@Lina-MG Thankfully he's not involved in Prime 4, which is a massive relief for me.

Step 1. Make every single button grab.
Step 2. Question life choices.

Blimey!

I played mostly in a squad, and on the whole the calibur of player was genuinely very good (I was on Team Flight), most matches were supremely close each time, including two 0.1% victories.

Team battle is where it's at, baby.

@AtooiJools Bring it out on the Switch and we'll talk 😉

From this we can determine that apparently Mario is twice as roomy as Link internally.

Tried Grape Nuts once.

Tasted neither of grapes, nor nuts. Birds didn't want to eat it either.

3/10

Expected a predictable/tired biking game. Did not expect a ludicrously awesome-looking downhill racer with procedurally generated courses.

Hoo lordy this is one to get excited for.

Completely bonkers. Reminds me of the Pokkén Wii U controller having connections and even mounts for LEDs which you can add in yourself if you want. Weird.

I noticed that hum, but I'd just assumed it was a generic sound thrown in as the TV in the background had cut out. They really went to town on this game didn't they?

Motion controls eh? Who'd have thought it?

@G0dlike Is 'idot' a thing now? Have I started something I can't stop?

3rd party N64 sticks can often be a bit wobbly, and that $20 price tag doesn't scream quality to me.

Hope I'm wrong though, it's a great idea.

@thesilverbrick Proportionally there will be a roughly equal percentage of good v bad players on each side, but the more popular side has more 'poor' players. As the game will try and matchmake with the opposite team above all else, the likelihood of a poor team from popular side being matched up with a skilled team from less popular side is far greater, simply due to the number of people involved.

Chain - Convict in Prison
Coil - Tesla Coil Electric Thing
Plant - Basically Audrey II
Robo - A Robo
Scroll - Some Sort of Pirate
Sumo - A... Sumo Wrestler?
Surprise - Too Vague
Sweet - A Licorice Monster
Twintale - Something a Bit Like Ambipom (Twintail?)

Once you sploosh, you just can't gloosh.

I do love Overton a little bit too much.

I'd like to see them play Zork on that.

Better get on the blower with Gordon Ramsay for a multiplayer let's play.

Art of Balance is an absolutely wonderful game, really good for parties and well worth a few coins.

The most ironic thing about this is that none of the characters are at all iconic.

I need these.
I need these marginally more than oxygen.

@Anti-Matter "I hate swearing and curse words"
"I was pissed off"

Do I need to?