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Re: Nintendo NX Has A Core Idea Which Doesn't Just "Follow Advancements In Technology", Claims Miyamoto

toxibunny

whatever it is, it must be easy to reproduce, maybe even with software. My guess is that it's facial expression recognition combined with voice recognition and auto-translation, putting you 'In the game' in a certain way never seen before. If they reveal it now, the other companies could patch it into existing games and Nintendo would be second out the gate. If they wait until they have a decent amount of software demonstrations, they get all the new hype and copiers will look like copiers, like how PlayStation move was obviously 'the Sony wiimote'...

Re: Fans Create Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Patch Which Uncensors Western Censorship

toxibunny

Arguments about 'censorship'? Try this instead:

'bowdlerisation

The action or instance of bowdlerising; the omission or removal of material considered vulgar or indecent.'

A guy called Thomas Bowdler wrote whole new versions of Shakespeare's stuff, with bits changed, and bits removed, so it'd be suitable for kids. Seems to me that's exactly what's happened with TMS#FE.

We can get past whether or not it's localisation or censorship or whatever, and just discuss the pros/cons of bowdlerisation. Agree?

Re: E3 2016: Eiji Aonuma Rules Out The Option to Play as a Female Link in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

toxibunny

@CrazyMetroid Well obviously I'm not going to tell her all those lame excuses with a straight face. But I'm not going to deflect the real question of why she can't play as a girl with the non-answer of 'you can be a hero instead' either. I'll just tell her, sympathetically, that she just can't, because the people who made the game didn't put in that option.

Re: E3 2016: Eiji Aonuma Rules Out The Option to Play as a Female Link in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

toxibunny

Peach has already 'replaced (Mario) as main protagonist' to exactly the degree that people want a female option for a Zelda game. In Mario 3D World, you can play exclusively as peach for the whole of the game if you want, which my daughter does. Is that a bad thing? Has the 'appeasement' gone too far just to 'achieve a wider audience'?

All I want is the same thing for Zelda. Let her play as a girl if she wants - it's a work of fiction, constantly growing in lore. Put linkle in as the hero, or have princess Zelda have the triforce of courage this time if you're such a stickler.

And yes, wanting the female character to be in a 'less ambitious spinoff' is absolutely sexist, otherwise you'd have said 'give her another entry in the series just as good'.

And saying that you don't care, and that it's been like this for years and years and you just don't see a reason for change is absolutely just lazily defending the status quo. Have a bit of empathy, man. We're telling you the reason for change.

And it's such a tiny change. A menu option, or a single question at the start of the game. A bust line, a slightly different haircut, some different clothes. Some tiny changes to the text whenever link is talked about in the third-person. That's all it would take.

I guess that's not now though. So in a few months time, when I'm showing my daughter the game, and she says she wants to be the princess, I guess I'll say 'sorry, sweetie, you can't be the princess in this one. Hopefully they'll make a 'less ambitious spinoff' you can try. Anyway, by wanting to be the princess, you're being sexist. You can't be the princess in this one because you've never been able to be the princess in these ones, and anyway, the princess can't wield the master sword'

Yeah.

Re: Talking Point: Considering the Possibility of the Nintendo NX Having Virtual Reality Features

toxibunny

I'd just like to share something about the screen door effect that I learned recently - screen door effect refers to when you can see the dark area surrounding pixels/subpixels and has nothing to do with resolution. In fact, you can eliminate screen door effect completely by putting a diffusion layer in front of the screen (the trade-off is a bit of blurriness though). future, designed-for-vr screens could be built with ways to get rid of SDE without need for an extra layer, but not necessarily higher-res. That is to say, you could have a 320*240*2 VR headset with no SDE - it'd look blocky and crap, but there wouldn't be any screen door effect.

VR doesn't need insane levels of graphics power. It just needs lots of frames per second and a responsive input>processing>output pipeline. Nintendo are great at using sneaky tricks and artstyle to make things look better than they should (especially in the n64 era), so if they were to tweak their hardware for VR and tie it in to some Samsung gear type cheap goggledock for the handheld, it wouldn't get Oculus/vive ports but definitely would impress...

Re: Random: Super Smash Bros. Melee Input Lag Remains a Hot Topic Among Fans

toxibunny

1. It's okay to play old games.
2. Playing games on an emulator doesn't make you a filthy detestable pirate. Emulators often have advanced features that the original consoles don't have, like super eagle engine, choice of controllers, texture packs, or playing online.
3. the type of People still playing Smash Melee after all this time are pretty likely to be the people who own a disc, or at least bought it when it came out.
4. It's not even as if playing a downloaded ISO of Smash Melee is doing Nintendo out of any money, since it's not a VC game and isn't being produced anymore.

Also, this is a Nintendo news site. Nintendo themselves aren't doing enough newsworthy stuff to keep this place going, so of course the site is going to be looking a bit further afield for topics to write about. If you don't like it, then take some time off until e3, then a bit more time off until the NX reveal, or just check the site once per week or something. Please don't complain about whatyou think are just makework topics when there literally isn't anything else noteworthy to write about. I appreciate having something to read. If you don't like a particular topic, then just scroll past and find something you do like - I'm sure your time isn't so precious that the few seconds wasted having to scroll past something unappealing is worth the time it took for you to complain...

Re: Talking Point: Retro-Focused, Innovative and Inexpensive Portables Should Be Part of Nintendo's Future

toxibunny

As a piece of hardware, this is a cool little niche product that's more like a user-friendly, self-contained raspberry pi, with a form factor inspired by, but having very little crossover with the 'real' handheld market. Cheap as possible, but with keyboard, touchscreen, battery, HDMI out, headphone socket, bluetooth, WiFi, half a gig of ram and a GPU.

The fact that it runs Pico-8 is fascinating. For those that don't know, Pico-8 is a retro console that has quite a few really cool games, that never actually existed. Pico-8 is purely virtual! And now 'it' is in a handheld. Wild.

I think this looks like an excellent product, for the price of one Wii U game. I'd pick one up myself only I'm super skint at the mo. The GPIOs at the top are calling to me to hook up an accelerometer/gyro, or another Bluetooth module with HID firmware, or a second screen, or, or, or...

Re: Poll: Nintendo Has Laid Out Its Legend of Zelda E3 Plans - Are They Enough?

toxibunny

Only having one game is a bit crap, but they really didn't have that much else to show. Hopefully this means that open-world new flavour Zelda really is epically awesome and that even if you show multiple hours of it ahead of time it's not all that much of a spoiler.

Side question: anyone else think that what we've seen of Zelda so far looks too good to be on Wii U? :S

Re: Reaction: The NX Could Benefit from Using Cartridges Instead of Discs

toxibunny

I'd like to see the end of noisy, fragile, oversized discs, but not the end of collectible, sellable, swappable, durable physical. A 3ds style cartridge would be perfect.

Digital is nice and convenient, but you're at the mercy of the companies with regards to price and availability (including region locking, deliberate removal, and eventually just switching off the servers). It's be a dark day for consumers if console gaming went digital only, given current attitudes.

full disclosure: about 90â„… of my Wii U/ 3ds stuff is digital.

Re: Nintendo Wants Mobile to be a "Pillar of Profit"

toxibunny

I've been looking into mobile games recently since I got a decent tablet, and there's some alright stuff on there. Been having a lot of fun with Steven Universe Attack the Light (RPG lite, with paper Mario battle mechanics) and Alto (beautiful 2D side-scrolling snowboarding llama collecting game). I'm not into strategy RPGs, but I'll certainly try out fire emblem mobile when it hits...

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Needs to Excite A Mainstream Audience in 2016

toxibunny

I've owned every Nintendo console since the SNES, but I think I've had enough now. Mario Party is gone, as is Paper Mario. 2D Mario has stagnated, and the most recent 3D one was nothing special. (Mario kart is still good though, and Splatoon is great). I'm not a fan of pikmin, animal crossing, kirby or fire emblem. There have been some excellent indie games, but nothing exclusive worth buying a console for.

Unless the NX is a major runaway wii-type success that attracts a lot of interesting 3rd Party stuff, then I doubt I'll pick one up, unless I see one cheap when Splatoon 2 comes out. Unless they ruin Splatoon as well, somehow...

Re: Rumour: More Sources Highlight NX Controller 'Gimmick' and a Major Game Project

toxibunny

@Fillupmycup You don't need an entire SOC to have something that'll display a logo/start screen and initiate a connection. An esp8266 would do it, and they're less than 2 dollars. Their specialised video decoder chip would do the rest (apart from sending button/gyro data). It's what they did with the Wii U.

Having said that, I agree with you - a cheap SOC would at least let you do something while offline, and I've argued in other places that they messed up by not including one with the Wii U. GBC virtual console maybe, or some minigames or whatever. This looks like they're going the same 'useless unless connected' route, which is disappointing. Probably even though a SOC might only cost 5 dollars, it'd add too much more extra cost to include the necessary storage and RAM and extra complexity (extra layers?) on the circuit board, and it just wasn't worth it.

Having said that, I'd be happy with this controller. Though I'd rarely take it out of the house, having true off-TV play within range of my home network would be a big step up, and I like the Wii U gamepad. Let's hope this one actually looks cool this time...

(one thing I will miss though, is the miiverse artwork. I reckon they'll ditch the resistive touchscreen+stylus this time and go multitouch-but-less-precise capacitive..)

I figure the next handheld will be pretty much the same as this, with all the same features, but will have its own CPU, GPU, storage, etc. It'll be standalone like any traditional handheld, but have 'NX controller capability' as part of its feature set.