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Re: Cave's Legendary Shmup ESP Ra.De. Is Coming To Switch, Courtesy Of M2

ramu-chan

I have M2's port of Battle Garegga on the PS4 and it's superb, so I have high hopes for this one. I also hope it'll be the start of a longer collaboration with Cave which will ultimately give us Dodonpachi Saidaioujou, Akai Katana, Muchi Muchi Pork, Ibara, and Pink Sweets.

The Cave back catalogue (for that's all it is now sadly, Cave stopped making Shmups years ago) has been for too long locked away on the Japanese X360.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (August 10th)

ramu-chan

I've been trying to get into Fire Emblem but the game is such a complete train wreck from a rendering perspective it's proving difficult. The frame rate is a total mess, and the pixlelated, flat out ugly visuals are a huge turn off. They clearly overshot, assumed the Switch could do more than it actually can and it was too late to change. The game simply shouldn't have been released in its current state - it's amateurish to say the least.

Re: Square Enix Announces A Demo For Dragon Quest XI S

ramu-chan

It'll be interesting to see how this runs. The PS4 version is 30fps, so the Switch version at 30 is going to need some serious trimming.

In the positive column though the Switch version replaces some of the god awful ultra low budget MIDI music from the PS4 version with orchestral versions.

Re: Review: Fire Emblem: Three Houses - The Zenith Of A Legendary SRPG Series

ramu-chan

I've been playing this for a good few hours now and my word what a technical train wreck. The overall impression is it looks like a PS2 game with higher-res textures and a 900p frame buffer, with incredibly barren, basic, and downright ugly environments. The art direction is just flat out terrible. Don't attempt realism when your hardware/engine aren't up to the task.

And the frame rate. Wow. Atrocious frame pacing, stuttering, freezes, and drops. It's not even alpha level and it's genuinely surprising that Nintendo would let something so clearly unfinished be released.

As for the game, I'm not sold at all on the school concept, but the combat is fine.

Re: Wolfenstein Youngblood File Size Revealed, Trial Edition Listed On Switch eShop

ramu-chan

PC for me. When it comes to first person shooters, mouse control makes such a gigantic difference I just can't play them on consoles. Add to that the gigantic graphic downgrades which the Switch version will receive, including halving the frame rate, and I'm not going anywhere near this.

It's interesting that these impossible ports exist on the Switch, but they're not for me.

Re: Bloodstained: Ritual Of The Night Has Game-Breaking Bug, Advice Given To Switch Owners

ramu-chan

I've been playing this on the PS4. It doesn't surprise me that it has bugs, as from a technical standpoint the PS4 version is deeply unimpressive. Not the level of the car crash Switch version, but it's still weak. On a PS4 Pro it's 1080/60 in SDR. I guess there are simply no Pro enhancements at all, either that or the PS4 Amateur version is even worse.

The game itself is a near carbon copy of Symphony of the Night, but with low budget, mostly ugly 3D visuals instead of beautiful 2D. Music is utterly forgettable and generic too. So far for me it's a 6/10 game.

Re: Video: Explore The Musical History Of The Elite Beat Agents

ramu-chan

The original Ouendan was a wonderful little game. Fantastic soundtrack, great art style, really fun game. The sequel really wasn't as good, simply because the soundtrack wasn't as catchy.

As for the Westernised versions... devoid of soul, catchy tunes, and character. A shell of a game.

Re: Nintendo Shares Colourful Graphic Outlining Upcoming Switch Releases

ramu-chan

The Switch has really become the retro gaming fan's system of choice now. So many compilations and re-masters of classic games. They're a perfect fit, as Nintendo's brand new titles usually have the same old school sensibilities.

There is of course a large Metroid shaped hole in the line-up this year, and I'd argue there isn't any one big stand out AAA first party game to replace it either. Fire Emblem looks very weak so far unfortunately with decidedly sub AAA production values. I guess you could kind of count Pokemon, but that isn't first party.

Re: Nintendo Moves Switch Manufacturing Out Of China, Two New Models Reportedly In Production

ramu-chan

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, Nintendo has always revised its handhelds.

More power could be either an overclock, made possible by shrinking the APU (and so lowering the heat output), or perhaps a move a newer Tegra chipset. The Switch uses a Tegra X1, so upgrade options would be the X2 (which isn't much quicker), or the Xavier.

The smart money would be on an overclock.

Re: Konami Just Revealed The PC Engine / TurboGrafx-16 Mini

ramu-chan

Rondo makes the Japanese version the only one worth considering. Also, the US version being in that absurdly large case is as comical now as it was then. It was nearly all full of air, because apparently Hudson and NEC thought Americans wouldn't buy something compact.

I used to have a sizeable PCE collection and in all honesty there aren't many truly great games for the system. There are some good shooters, and a few decent platform games, but Rondo aside (which was by far the best 16-bit Castlevania) the Super Famicom and Mega Drive were far better systems.

Re: There's Actually A Third Version Of The Sega Mega Drive Mini

ramu-chan

Alien Soldier is one of the best games on the MD. It's an absolutely incredible pseudo sequel to Gunstar Heroes, and is technically amazing. It's Treasure at their best.

It's also an incredibly expensive game to acquire now.

Super difficult too. I expect most people won't get past the first mid level boss.

Re: Random: We Really Hope The New Nintendo Switch Looks Like This

ramu-chan

Vita meets the 3DS. Looks pretty nice, and I especially like the dock idea and the symmetrically placed analogue sticks. The offset sticks drive me nuts on the current switch. Having to hold my right thumb in some freakish claw like position to reach the face buttons over the analogue stick is incredibly uncomfortable. It limits my portable gaming to 15 minutes at most before cramp sets in. The joycons are right up there with the Wii Remote and and the N64 pad as Nintendo's worst ever controllers. And to think the same company made the Gamecube pad...

Re: Rumour: Multiple Witcher 3 Listings For Nintendo Switch Appear Online

ramu-chan

@Aya-chan You are 100% incorrect. The Switch's Tegra GPU varies in speed depending on whether it's docked or not. It maxes out at 0.75 TFlop. The XO is 1.3TFlop. The PS4 is 1.8TFlop. The PS4 Pro is 4.2TFlop. The Xbox One X is 6TFlop.

Add to that the slow CPU (4 core ARM A57 at 1ghz) and that it has only HALF of the system RAM of the XO and PS4, and you have a system which is more of a half way house between the PS3 and the PS4.

Re: Rumour: Multiple Witcher 3 Listings For Nintendo Switch Appear Online

ramu-chan

The normal trick of dropping a 1080/60 PS4 title to a 720/30 Switch port isn't an option. Moreover this is a game which struggles to maintain 30fps on a PS4. If this is really a thing, it will require some drastic, extreme graphical cutbacks.

Compare the world complexity of The Witcher 3 to Breath of the Wild. That's what they'd have to do to it, and more, as the underlying way the world is built in The Witcher requires a far higher poly count.

Re: Retro Shoot ‘Em Up Cotton Making A Surprise Comeback On Switch

ramu-chan

The Cotton series is a real mixed bag. The original arcade game (ported to the X6800, PC Engine, and Neo Geo Pocket) is decent but unremarkable.

There's a Super Famicom sequel called Cotton 100% which is again pretty standard stuff. Then came the ultra rare MegaDrive Panorama Cotton, which is technically impressive and a solid game.

The series then went 32-bit with Cotton 2 and Cotton Boomerang (the latter is a variant of the former). This is in my opinion the best Cotton game by far. The series ended with the pretty weak Dreamcast effort Rainbow Cotton.

If the series is remarkable for one thing, it's that they're all rare and very expensive to buy. As games though, they're mostly not worth playing. Only the Saturn version is a genuinely great game.