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@Muriustar Been doing exactly that!

RIP hard.

Fortnite probably only has a couple of weeks left to go... I thank you.

Agree with about 75% of the comments here.

I most enjoyed the lengthy, great and memorable cast of characters. Especially Trowzer the Snake.

So how well you race has nothing to do with it?

@Damo You guys... 😄

@nintendolife Now do Songbird Symphony!

Aaaahh Nabbit. The new Waluigi. Or something.

Hire us all as staff. We will review the lot. Simples.

@sikthvash Superb.

@Scottwood101 I second this. I sunk a huge amount of time into this game, amazing since you only push the one button.

It looks pretty fun, if you get what I antihistamine.

Jesus...

Tremendous article.

@frogopus a 3ds platformer! Good one.

Most adorable switch bird?! Surely can’t be Untitled Goose... it’s just a goose! Geese are horrible!

Don’t mind me, I just stopped by to praise that tagline. Top work!

I always assumed his name was Errol and he was introducing himself, and it was a typo.

I hate being that guy, but....

It’s geese have stationery, with an E, not an A.

That was quite enjoyable actually 😂

Hopefully this means it will return in MK9. I miss that manic, chuckle inducing music it brings as you try and squish as many opponents as possible!

Never heard of the Google Stadia. Sure I know, I’m out of the loop... all I’m thinking is “Wow, what a fitting name for something that runs Football Manager so well!”

I’ve never played a snooker video game which has been absolutely nailed authenticity wise. This is as close as I’ve seen to be honest, so I may have to dip my toes into the water. This is certainly a game for fans of the sport though, and not much else.

@mattesdude I’m fully aware, hiding in Europe over here. Can you still get the offer if you changed your region though, if you could really be bothered..?

I had no idea this was a limited offer. Might have to quickly take the plunge...

Damn, I hated Mushroom Gorge.

We all know it’ll be on MK9.

Well that’s two minutes of my life that I’m never getting back.

It’s one small step for man.
One giant leap for Luigi.

Trivia Murder Party 2 makes this game absolute insta-buy material.

I’m good thanks!

Wow. Didn’t think this would ever happen to be honest.

@JayJ With the amount of Mario games Nintendo has released, it really actually could be Mario 99!

Creating and sharing dungeons would be magnificent.

@sikthvash amazing, cheers dude. I am such the fool sometimes... 😉

Is it possible to watch the direct start to finish hours after it ends? I’m going to be working during and would enjoy watching it unfold when I finish..

@60frames-please what!? No VVVVVV!?

Aww I had the music world theme stuck in my head for hours last week..
RIP hard.

@Coxula 100% agree. Don’t get me wrong, I liked the Dig games, but I got way more invested in the feel, characters, story and gameplay in Heist. Different strokes I guess...

The amount of crybabies in here is staggering...

T’is the season of failed festivals? Nonsense, I’ve literally come back from a cracker for a mere £20.

@gcunit Couldn’t have put it better myself. Those who hate the blue shell are merely wimps 😈

@Rhaoulos That’s highly unusual, two blue shells in less than 30 seconds?!

Needs more Bucky O’Hare..

“The Jurgen Klopp of football management games...”

It’s that terrible is it?

Not quite what I would call ‘psychedelic’.

@fnlnkn The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk the ball in.

I hope this goes back to every Monday, just like it used to.... Ahhhh memories.....

Not a single mention of Croc?....

Bring back Croc!!

**crickets singing**

A lesson on play to play? How very civil of you...

I hope they aren’t Trine too hard with this fourth instalment.

.......... 😕

Yay snooker. I will be making a tentative purchase, but the sport is damn tough to get right in video gaming..

When it’s time to party we will party hard

Wonder how many people will read Treasurenauts instead and be mildly disappointed...