Xylnox

@Alpha-2002

Man, Japan always get the coolest stuff.

Maybe digital games actually have a limit of how many there are. Hmmm. Holy Cow! We better buy as many digital games as we can before they disappear forever! Omg! This must be for all gaming platforms! Hurry everyone, buy as many games as you can! Who cares about debt, this is a do or die situation!

@Friendly lol. I did but I only had like two mini cd's. One was some kind of free coca cola promo mini cd with a couple songs and I can't remember the other one. I would never throw a gamecube disc as I spent money on them. Heh

I don't know why but whenever I have a mini CD, I have to make ninja noises and throw them across the room like a ninja star.

I own three copies of the Witcher 3. Computer, Xbox and Switch. Even though I can play it on the computer for the best graphics, having a handheld device that I can move around the house with, is the best option. Want to tilt the screen a little, check, move to another room, check, lay on the couch, check, play on the pooper, check. Having more control of how and where to play games is just too awesome.

I hope it's a cool RPG game with blood and gore and lasers and swords and mice and tigers and cute foxes and no grinding and spaceships and medieval wagons and beer. Make it so.

The problem with patents, are people and companies filing all these patents and then they don't or never have any intent to even manufacture their work. So, they prey on the companies that actually do follow thru with manufacturing and try to sue for $$ as a cheap and inexpensive way to get money from honest companies. It's a rather draconian practice and it really needs to stop.

@Anti-Matter I know, I was just being sarcastic.

I can't wait to try the game out and have a nice relaxing time with it.

This game came out a long time ago. How do you know that this was true or not? That was like over 20 years ago. That's enough years for people to forget. What if there were no video games before the year 2000 and the internet is just pulling the biggest April Fools joke ever? What if people were unhappy until there were video games? I am pretty sure that kids getting grounded only started after video games came out. What if, the Matrix took over and we can't remember? Ahhhhhh!

Wakes up Oh man, what a nightmare.

This will be my first time playing Animal Crossing. I haven't looked up very much info but will there be combat between the villagers? What about duels? Maybe sudden death? Blood and gore? How about stealth assassinations? Slapping? Kicking? What kinds of weapons can you find? Short swords? Claymore? What about small daggers? Can you force villagers to wear what you want? Is this game rated E for Everyone or M for Mature Adults Only? If the answers to all my questions are no, then I'm afraid that this game might be for kids. Hehe.

@Eel OMG! I really want Etrian Odyssey for Switch. I have all the games on the 3ds because I love the series.

Developers, "Witcher 3 update will be worth the wait."

Patch Notes: You can now pet Roach.

It's really simple to do. I actually did this a couple of days ago. The problem is that I don't know Japanese. Maybe I should just buy Japanese games and make up the story as I play the game, kind of like Mystery Theater 3000.

I wonder how many Switch games were played... one, super smash brothers.

@KitsuneNight You didn't know? Japanese have evolved and don't need to sleep anymore. :/

In hardcore difficulty mode, if you miss a beat then you get a game over screen and the game uninstalls itself.

Oh cool. This is the first time I looked at the box art articles. I always wondered what the articles were about but never looked at one.

I almost voted for the American box art because it almost looked like he was flipping you off. Japan wins though because it's so much more detailed.

I stopped watching Dragonball Z after Freeza but if my intuition serves me correct, there will always be a next Goku form. It's unstoppable, unless maybe they blow up the universe and start over. Heh

At night, the statue grows fur like a Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia pet and you can pet it.

@HobbitGamer lol. Yes, we need these games!

I salute you sir. Now we just need a game where we rob banks and run from the police and have to use the Ring Fit. Or maybe a western where you have to rob a train and you forgot your horse so instead you have to run with Ring Fit. Hehe

No, he's partially wrong! Nintendo is actually making one game. A game that will be so awesome that not even I can handle the mere thought of it. You see, Nintendo is making Fusion Paper Mario Metriod! Dun dun dunnnnnnn!

I might tackle some of the Witcher 3, Wizardry, and/or try and finish AC: Black Flag.

@playstation_king That is true. What I was trying to say is the UFO is the computers version of the Switch. Nintendo did all the work as in designing, researching etc., to come out with the Switch but the company behind the UFO wanted to do the same thing but for computers and they were like, let's make it look and be like the Switch. :/

As for the older systems you mentioned, almost all of them looked different than their competitors. The UFO did just like the Chinese and just copied most of the design but the difference is it's going to play computer games. They couldn't even come up with a different design. They just did a few small changes here and there. I really hope Nintendo will be able to sue them for copyright infringement. But this is just my opinion. If you like it and buy it, then I hope you have fun with it.

Nah, this is game is inspired by BoTW and so it's somewhat similar. I am interested in it but it better be worth it and not a cheap knockoff. If you really want blatant copying then look no further than that alienware UFO crap. That UFO handheld is basically the Switch for computers and I am disgusted by it. I hope it fails because I can't stand companies that ripoff other people's work.

I am a manly man and would never buy this stuff. They're kind of cute ahem, I mean all this stuff is ok looking. Like I would buy any of this. Hah! Starting to sweat. I can resist this because I am umm a manly man. Sweating profusely. I must resist. These things will not overcome my manly strength. Breathing heavy. I can... I can... omg this is super tough. Starts crying I want my plushyyyy! Cries

This is awesome! I will start a new game after this comes out! Woohoo!

Hmm, let's see here. You connect this piece and this piece. Click! Ah, it's all hooked up. Cool. Now, let's unhook the Switch as I just wanted to test this out. K, umm, hmm. It's stuck. Argh! Fidgeting. Damnit it won't come off. More fidgeting. Argh, my Switch won't come off the controller. Let me read the instruction manual. Reads manual. What?! Warning:The Switch will permanently be connected to your controller once you hook it up. You got to be kidding me! I don't want my Switch to be hooked up to my controller forever! Yells loudly. Takes some tools out and tries to force the the Switch to come off the controller. ARGH! You will submit to me! Gets a hammer and hammers away but that doesn't work. Oh yeah! I am a mighty manly man and you shall feel my wrath! Grabs a sledgehammer and beats the sh$t out of the Switch and controller but doesn't help. You will obey me damnit! Grabs a gun and shoots away but it just... won't... come...off! That's it! Grabs a bazooka that was in the toolbox and fires it at the Switch and controller! KABOOM! There's nothing but pieces of the Switch and controller laying on the ground now. I won! Triumphant laughing!

I might get this game, if it's not to pricey. I hope I can cast fireballs because I will cast a huge fireball and destroy everything. Muwahahaha!

I have this game on the Wii and I never opened it up to play but I will buy the remastered or whatever is coming later this year and try it out. Also, I am so happy that the Switch is getting so many good games coming out for it. Yay, for backlog. :/

My body tells me that I need this game. So I must obey.

Stop telling me what to play. Everytime you do, I have to go buy it. Hehe. With the Witcher 3, I finished everything on the first map and then stopped to play a different game. I am trying to teach myself now to play a game thru to the end but it's really hard. To be honest, I think I have ADD.

I would love to see a movie like this.

What?! A 5/10?! The name of this game strikes fear into everybodies heart. I mean this is a horror game actually. I saw the the trailer for it and screamed very loudly. This should be like a 6/10 for it's undercover horror.

The secret to this game is being drunk yourself. You see, when you're drunk and you play games that your characters are drunk, they cancel each other out and you become like a ninja. A killer ninja.

I have the fatestet speedrun ever. I turn on the Switch and start Ring Fit then promptly turn it off. Fastest time ever.

@Lalivero Oh, I didn't know they were making a park in NA. That is cool.

All of these are mine!

Maybe they'll build a bridge from Japan to America one day.

These are incredible pieces of art. I am very impressed. Would love a game and movie that had these characters in it.

Well, it would be nice for new Mario and Luigi game. Although, I heard a rumor that Mario and Luigi were addicted to mushrooms. Was just a rumor though.

@KBuckley27 I want Paper Mario too!

@Roam85 Yes! Make it so!

@Chunkboi79 I really like Dark Souls 3 but I got stuck around 80% of the way thru. I didn't really like Dark Souls 2.

@Chunkboi79 Sometimes. I have so much of a backlog that I usually play like 3-4 games at the same time. I just cycle thru them. Plus it doesn't help that I am playing co-op games with my brother all the time. Right now, I am playing the Witcher 3, Assassin's Creed Black Flag, Company of Heroes 2, Total War Warhammer II and Battletech.

I can say with a big smile that this is probably the only game I finished last decade.

Hehe. I feel kind of bad because I preordered mine but still haven't opened it.

Should change the name of the game to "Learning English".

Super plushy super plushy super plushy super er errrrrr plushyyyyy!