Over the weekend, I was captured by aliens and I asked them if this rumor would come true in the future. They said mmmaaaayyybbbeee. At least we know that aliens don't lie.
@JasmineDragon I haven't been active lately in the comments section but I wanted you to know that I'm deeply sorry to hear about your vision. I'd hate for you to stop coming here and I hope that you find a good new hobby too, to replace gaming. <3
The "M" rating should be changed to "M for Magnificent" because you know, um, it's not just "M" for "Mature" people. There are "Immature" people that want to play those kinds of games too. Besides, at least for me, seeing "Boobies" is "Magnificent". Hehe
@ArchRex Maybe the devs mean "Runs" instead of "Runes" because you runs all over the place in the game. And the devs prolly meant "Factory", like your character must factor all kinds of things when farming and fighting etc. So, the game must actually mean "Runs Factors 5". Hehe
I like playing the Rune Factory games and they're my favorite in that genre but I'm still waiting for them to put Runes and Factories in the game for me.
I feel sad for the Chinese people and their "Holy" government. The whole world watches what they do and labels them all kinds of things. Sad how history will show what they've been doing and most likely what they will do in the future too.
I believe the difference in difficulty between Baldo and Dark Souls, is that it sounds like Baldo is frustrating when you die a lot because Baldo is a wimp and also because of poor map design. While Dark Souls, depends on your skill of dodging, blocking, attacking etc. To me, it seems like Dark Souls is more dependent on how skilled you are and the timing of your offense and defense skills.
Another thing that is sad, is that Baldo took 15 years to make and its just ridiculous on how bad this game sounds like. What were the leaders and higher-ups doing for the past 15 years? I bet this is just like Destiny and Anthem when they came out. The higher-ups kept changing things so much that we got a crappy or mediocre game on release. Anyway, I blame the higher-ups, as 15 years in development should mean this game should've been a well polished game by now.
I have most of the Fire Emblem series and love it very much. It's one of my favorite genres and I can't wait for the next installment! Also, I wish Final Fantasy Tactics and Ogre Battle would come to the Switch!
Wow! When I found out there were "two" polls in one article, I...was...AMAZED! I mean, this is a giant step for humankind! Yahoo! I can't wait for technology to increase and we can fit "three" polls in one article!
I don't know why but I just have to make fun of this.
In a deep manly voice In the year, 2021, there lives these weird sky people that live on clouds or land on top of clouds or they just float on top of clouds and they live happily on their clouds. Not far below the sky people live the not-so-sky people and they also live happily.
But wait, that's not the only happiness here. These people can sleep peacefully at night because of a neat invention called "autosave", which saves the universe automatically at intervals. No more, do people have to worry about their homes being invaded while their out grocery shopping. Now, the universe will automatically save after the bandits take all your valuables.
I bet Nintendo is doing this on purpose. Most of us will be disappointed and our hopes have been dashed and then they announce a Nintendo Switch Pro next year. Nintendo is probably just milking the people that will buy this barely better system. This system is just for the handheld players.
Wow, I was excited for a new Nintendo Switch with faster hardware but I guess Nintendo thinks all the games with stuttering, low fps dips and no 4k are perfectly fine. I just can't believe Nintendo didn't reveal this for handheld users mainly and then a Nintendo Switch Pro with better hardware for other people. Very disappointed.
It may be legal and about capitalism but when it comes down to it, this guy is a douche. And so are the people that buy from scalpers because they are enabling them.
Rune Factory 5 is taking a long time to get translated into English because the team working on translation suddenly forgot the English language. It just happened like BAM and the translation team didn't know English anymore and they were all fired and probably kicked out of Japan. It's a sad day for Japanese translation into English uhh stuff.
Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else to joke about. This will just have to do for now. :/
This is stupid to make people buy this amiibo instead of that function being in-game already. This and the stopping production of those Mario games is just sad. I wish Satoru Iwata was still in charge because I bet he wouldn't allow this crap to happen.
@aaronsullivan ya, I agree. There needs to be some kind of organization. Like those games that get labeled as Dark Souls Like. I'd rather those games be labeled Tough or something because Dark Souls isn't the first hard game ever.
I think there should be main labels and then sub labels. To me, all these labels are like disorganized files that need to be put into labeled folders. For example, RPG would be the main label and then subs will be after, like RPG-J, Role Playing Game -Japanese, RPG-J/F, Role Playing Game - Japanese/Fantasy, RPG-J/SF, Role Playing Game - Japanese/Sci-Fi, RPG-W/F, Role Playing Game - Western/Fantasy and maybe RPG-RL, Role Playing Game - Rogue Like.
The main category should be the main focus of the game and the sub part should help to tell you what type of game it is. Maybe Zelda Breath of the Wild could be RPG-E/P, Role Playing Game - Exploration/Puzzles while Fallout 3 would be RPG-E/SF/Ap, Role Playing Game - Exploration/Sci-Fi/Apocalyptic and Skyrim would be RPG-E/F, Role Playing Game - Exploration/Fantasy.
I've never played any Burnouts before. Are they any good? I did play mainly the survival mode of Driver and oh boy, was it some of the funniest memories I have. I dunno how many times the police cars would ram me and then I'd go flying over buildings and whatnot. Hah real fun.
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Re: Rumour: The Infamous Phillips CD-i Zelda Games Are Being Remastered For Switch
Over the weekend, I was captured by aliens and I asked them if this rumor would come true in the future. They said mmmaaaayyybbbeee. At least we know that aliens don't lie.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (August 20th)
@JasmineDragon I haven't been active lately in the comments section but I wanted you to know that I'm deeply sorry to hear about your vision. I'd hate for you to stop coming here and I hope that you find a good new hobby too, to replace gaming. <3
Re: Random: Hyperkin Recreates The 'Americantendo' From Stranger Things 4
@Darknilious hehe
Re: Random: Hyperkin Recreates The 'Americantendo' From Stranger Things 4
I think I can safely say that my eye's have just seen one of the Stranger Things 4 me.
Re: Soapbox: Dragon's Dogma Is A Janky, Weird, Ageing RPG, And Everyone Should Play It
Oh, the joy of making a really tall, super built lady?, with a deep voice.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Will Reveal Some Skin, Unsurprisingly
The "M" rating should be changed to "M for Magnificent" because you know, um, it's not just "M" for "Mature" people. There are "Immature" people that want to play those kinds of games too. Besides, at least for me, seeing "Boobies" is "Magnificent". Hehe
Re: Hands On: Rune Factory 5 Feels Comfortable And Familiar, But Is That Enough?
@ArchRex Maybe the devs mean "Runs" instead of "Runes" because you runs all over the place in the game. And the devs prolly meant "Factory", like your character must factor all kinds of things when farming and fighting etc. So, the game must actually mean "Runs Factors 5". Hehe
Re: Hands On: Rune Factory 5 Feels Comfortable And Familiar, But Is That Enough?
I like playing the Rune Factory games and they're my favorite in that genre but I'm still waiting for them to put Runes and Factories in the game for me.
Re: Soapbox: Pokémon Legends: Arceus Raises The Question - How Much Do Janky Graphics Matter?
I have a feeling that Kate doesn't want to catch them all. hehe
Re: Yes, You Too Can Own A $1,000 Mai Shiranui 1/6 Scale Statue
So, she's a dual wielder. Very potent indeed.
Re: Random: Bizarre Animal Crossing: New Horizons Glitch Is Making Villagers Lose Their Clothes
I dunno.. I always thought animals with clothes were sooo fake. Hehe
Re: Random: Oh Dear, Looks Like This Company's Advert Has Ripped Off A Pokémon Song
I feel sad for the Chinese people and their "Holy" government. The whole world watches what they do and labels them all kinds of things. Sad how history will show what they've been doing and most likely what they will do in the future too.
Re: Rune Factory 5 Will Feature Same-Sex Marriage In The West
@CharlieGirl Heh. I actually just like the farming and combat.
Re: Rune Factory 5 Will Feature Same-Sex Marriage In The West
It's just a feature you can either do or not do. Choice! Now, if only I could marry all the women at once.
Re: Review: Baldo: The Guardian Owls - Exquisite Ghibli-Esque Art Can't Hide Tortuous Gameplay
@Outlander999 Ya, sounds like a pointless mechanic. It was probably the 14th year when they added it. Hehe
Re: Review: Baldo: The Guardian Owls - Exquisite Ghibli-Esque Art Can't Hide Tortuous Gameplay
I believe the difference in difficulty between Baldo and Dark Souls, is that it sounds like Baldo is frustrating when you die a lot because Baldo is a wimp and also because of poor map design. While Dark Souls, depends on your skill of dodging, blocking, attacking etc. To me, it seems like Dark Souls is more dependent on how skilled you are and the timing of your offense and defense skills.
Another thing that is sad, is that Baldo took 15 years to make and its just ridiculous on how bad this game sounds like. What were the leaders and higher-ups doing for the past 15 years? I bet this is just like Destiny and Anthem when they came out. The higher-ups kept changing things so much that we got a crappy or mediocre game on release. Anyway, I blame the higher-ups, as 15 years in development should mean this game should've been a well polished game by now.
Re: Soapbox: In Praise Of Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Two Years On
I have most of the Fire Emblem series and love it very much. It's one of my favorite genres and I can't wait for the next installment! Also, I wish Final Fantasy Tactics and Ogre Battle would come to the Switch!
Re: Random: This Early Pokémon Anime Character Looks Suspiciously Like Hunter x Hunter's Gon
Maybe he's undercover? Hehe
Re: Valve Responds To 'Switch Vs Steam Deck' Comparisons, Insists It's "Going After" A Different Audience
Our inspiration was the PSP Vita! Honest!
Re: Talking Point: Every Pre-BOTW 3D Zelda Now Has A Remake, But Which Is Best?
Wow! When I found out there were "two" polls in one article, I...was...AMAZED! I mean, this is a giant step for humankind! Yahoo! I can't wait for technology to increase and we can fit "three" polls in one article!
Re: Some Of The Original Terranigma Team Want To Revive The Classic SNES RPG
Yes please! Thank you!
Re: Feature: Remembering Robin Williams On What Would Have Been His 70th Birthday
I was crushed when I learned of his death. He was my favorite actor and was so funny. I miss you Robin.
Re: New Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Footage Shows Off The Game's Autosave Feature
I don't know why but I just have to make fun of this.
In a deep manly voice
In the year, 2021, there lives these weird sky people that live on clouds or land on top of clouds or they just float on top of clouds and they live happily on their clouds. Not far below the sky people live the not-so-sky people and they also live happily.
But wait, that's not the only happiness here. These people can sleep peacefully at night because of a neat invention called "autosave", which saves the universe automatically at intervals. No more, do people have to worry about their homes being invaded while their out grocery shopping. Now, the universe will automatically save after the bandits take all your valuables.
Re: Atlus Has Seven "Project" Reveals Planned For Persona's 25th Anniversary
They better announce some Etrian Odyssey games on Nintendo Switch! Grr!
Re: Talking Point: Should We Be Worried About Screen Burn-In With Switch OLED?
Is TikTok some kind of older people's chat app for clock fetishes?
Re: Nintendo Confirms There's No CPU Or RAM Upgrade In The OLED Switch
I bet Nintendo is doing this on purpose. Most of us will be disappointed and our hopes have been dashed and then they announce a Nintendo Switch Pro next year. Nintendo is probably just milking the people that will buy this barely better system. This system is just for the handheld players.
Re: After Months Of 'Switch Pro' Rumours, Nintendo Officially Unveils The Nintendo Switch OLED Model
@Wavey84 Exactly.
Re: After Months Of 'Switch Pro' Rumours, Nintendo Officially Unveils The Nintendo Switch OLED Model
Wow, I was excited for a new Nintendo Switch with faster hardware but I guess Nintendo thinks all the games with stuttering, low fps dips and no 4k are perfectly fine. I just can't believe Nintendo didn't reveal this for handheld users mainly and then a Nintendo Switch Pro with better hardware for other people. Very disappointed.
Re: Teenager Hits $1.7 Million In Revenue During Pandemic Reselling Pokémon Cards, Game Consoles And More
It may be legal and about capitalism but when it comes down to it, this guy is a douche. And so are the people that buy from scalpers because they are enabling them.
Re: Nintendo To Give Forever Entertainment "Significant Financial Support" In New Publishing Deal
Hopefully, they will be good games!
Re: Random: Here's Zelda: Ocarina Of Time's 1996 Prototype Recreated In Game Builder Garage
Someone needs to make Metroid 4 with this so I don't have to wait any longer. Hehe
Re: Diablo II: Resurrected Unleashes Hell On Switch This September
I love this game and put in a ton of hours playing it.
Re: Rune Factory 5's Local Switch Release Arrives "Early" In 2022
Rune Factory 5 is taking a long time to get translated into English because the team working on translation suddenly forgot the English language. It just happened like BAM and the translation team didn't know English anymore and they were all fired and probably kicked out of Japan. It's a sad day for Japanese translation into English uhh stuff.
Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else to joke about. This will just have to do for now. :/
Re: Kingdom Come Developer Reveals Switch Version Was Born Out Of A "Happy Mistake"
I'm just glad the Switch is getting lots of games compared to the wii u.
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 12.0.3 Is Now Live
Nice. I wasn't using my Switch lately because the stability was so so horrible. Ok maybe not. Hehe
Now, if only games were this stable... like PC games.
Re: Feature: A Perfect Metascore? We Play The Switch Game "Better Than Zelda: Breath Of The Wild"
It takes me THIRTY TO FIFTY HOURS to read Kate Gray's articles. hehe
Re: Capcom Switch Sale Discounts Four Games For A Limited Time (North America)
I love Dragon's Dogma. If any of you haven't played it yet, I highly recommend it.
Re: Review: King of Seas - Naval Combat Gets Grindy After A Promising Start
Blah, I'll stick with my rubber ducky in the bathtub.
Re: Yes, Link's Improved "Fast Travel" In Skyward Sword HD Really Does Seem To Be Locked Behind An amiibo
This is stupid to make people buy this amiibo instead of that function being in-game already. This and the stopping production of those Mario games is just sad. I wish Satoru Iwata was still in charge because I bet he wouldn't allow this crap to happen.
Re: Soapbox: Game Genres Are Broken
@riki_sidekicks oh, I thought it was the difficulty aspect. I apologize, you are correct.
Re: Soapbox: Game Genres Are Broken
@aaronsullivan ya, I agree. There needs to be some kind of organization. Like those games that get labeled as Dark Souls Like. I'd rather those games be labeled Tough or something because Dark Souls isn't the first hard game ever.
Re: Soapbox: Game Genres Are Broken
I think there should be main labels and then sub labels. To me, all these labels are like disorganized files that need to be put into labeled folders. For example, RPG would be the main label and then subs will be after, like RPG-J, Role Playing Game -Japanese, RPG-J/F, Role Playing Game - Japanese/Fantasy, RPG-J/SF, Role Playing Game - Japanese/Sci-Fi, RPG-W/F, Role Playing Game - Western/Fantasy and maybe RPG-RL, Role Playing Game - Rogue Like.
The main category should be the main focus of the game and the sub part should help to tell you what type of game it is. Maybe Zelda Breath of the Wild could be RPG-E/P, Role Playing Game - Exploration/Puzzles while Fallout 3 would be RPG-E/SF/Ap, Role Playing Game - Exploration/Sci-Fi/Apocalyptic and Skyrim would be RPG-E/F, Role Playing Game - Exploration/Fantasy.
I dunno. Just an idea I have.
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 12.0.2 Is Now Live
Now the Switch has 110% stability! Don't worry, because if your game or Switch freezes, it will unfreeze itself. Dun dun dunnn!
Re: Rune Factory 5 Live Stream To Share New Info Ahead Of Next Week's Japanese Release
Hurry, someone teach me Japanese!
Re: Editor On Netflix's Castlevania Discusses The Potential For A Legend Of Zelda Anime
Stop sitting on all this stuff that people want Nintendo. You need to spoil us. Just do it!
Re: Feature: Game Builder Garage Could Help Make The Next Generation Of Game Devs
Ok, I admit I only looked at the pictures. Hehe
Re: Soapbox: Hurry Up And Release The Switch Pro Already, My Switch Is Dying
@TSR3 Oh, ha Somehow, I skipped right past that. Heh
Re: Sony Survey Reportedly Asking Fans If They've Heard Of The Burnout Series
I've never played any Burnouts before. Are they any good? I did play mainly the survival mode of Driver and oh boy, was it some of the funniest memories I have. I dunno how many times the police cars would ram me and then I'd go flying over buildings and whatnot. Hah real fun.
Re: Random: You Too Can Smell Like Ryu Thanks To This Street Fighter X Davidoff Collab
If Ryu smells uniquely... I wonder what I smell like? Anyone want to smell like me? Hehe
Re: Mom Hid My Game! 2 Can Be Found On The Switch Today
I can't believe this gets a second game and yet there's so many other games out there that need a second game.