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Wow, this is totally radical.

• Entire cities lose phone signal when he's nearby.
• I wonder what his Electric bill per month is?
• This is dangerous! If he ever crashed into something and one of the phones exploded, it would cause a chain reaction and the explosion would be as big as a nuke! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!

The devs wanted to try something different this time. The game is called Pokeman and you play as pokemon that catch humans. Unfortunately, humans only have two attacks, punch and kick and so the combat is kind of boring but you can yell, so I guess that's a plus. Also, you have to feed and water your humans. The real fun of the game is... dressing your humans up! I know you're excited, so let me explain. You have to buy new clothes at the mall to outfit your humans and you have all sorts of colors and sizes incase you feed your human too much and they get fat. After you outfit your humans how you like, then it's Pokémon Fashion Battle time! O.M.G. this is the best part of the game! You make your humans walk down the uhh lane thingy, whatever it's called and you get scored on different things like hairstyle, make-up, not tripping (no drugs allowed in E for Everyone game), poses and outfit umm togetherness. The winner gets a lot of EXP, money and their human's feel goodness is uhh increased? Anyway, there's multi-player PVP battles also and you can slap each other but only in PVP.

But I have an electric toothbrush. I don't think I can catch any Pokemon.

P.S. They should have the app say, "Got to brush them all!". Hehe

Yoshi is actually wearing a Fitbit and trying to get his 10,000 steps in for the day.

ZOMG! The icon for the game doesn't match up. I must tell the world... as a news article instead of a forum post! Dun dun dunnnnnnn.

Yes, and then now Captain Falcon has gained wrestling moves. FALCON GRABBB!

@FragRed haha ya. Game over. Please pay $.25 to continue. Heh

So, Namco finally gave in and decided to add loot boxes for their games. You may or may not get the game you want. Hehe

What a wonderful story. It's nice to see older folks having a blast. When I am that old, I'll still be playing Nintendo games. Hehe

Balls of steel. Balls, balls, balls, balls of steel.

Don't watch it! It's a trap!

Wii U? Really? And they keep breaking their promises to people? Sounds like a leader or person in charge problem. This is the same game that's having to change an enemy in the game because it's racist looking.

@MysteryCupofJoe Ya, I know what you mean. I have soo many games to play still that I think I am set for the rest of my life. Hehe

This looks wonderful. I shall buy it so it can sit on my shelf and never be played... because of backlog.

This game just revolutionized the category for bad games. Even if you patched this game, it would probably make it worse. You should be able to put a check on a box in eShop so that you don't have to see these games anymore. :/

I hope that physical copy systems stay around for a long time. Having physical copies for games actually help to create other businesses. Like having Gamestop to buy your games at and also your retro games for older consoles. It would be sad if you wanted to play an older game but can't because it was digital only and you can no longer download it. I mean, I still have old baseball and football cards, coins, stamps, various CCG's and comics.

If everything was digital, you would lose a lot of businesses too. I mean, if Steam went down, you would lose access to anything you haven't downloaded. That could mean losing a lot of $$ down the drain.

If Earth got attacked by aliens and the internet was destroyed, then there would be a lot of pissed off gamers who would join the war against the Aliens. Earth would win the war and the Aliens would never touch our internet again. So the lesson is don't mess with gamers and their games.

I hope there's like nobody in the stands but they use real loud cheering. Hehe

I own all the Etrian Odyssey games that came out here in the West, which I think was 10 games. It's my favorite series by far. I'm hoping that Atlus brings the series to Switch soon. A year or two ago, Atlus came out with a teaser trailer showing they were working on another game in the series after Nexus came out. I can't wait.

I'd like to see the Dragon Age titles on Switch.

@RPGamer M2. Been watching other anime before I come back. I can't wait for the new Bleach episodes.

@RPGamer I still have to watch like 50 episodes. Oh, ya I can't wait for the game coming out.

@RPGamer Yesh!

Welcome to the 21st Century Nintendo!

The cop let them go because he was playing Pokémon GO before he got a call to check on a suspicious driver.

Finally, I can make my program to rule the world! Muwahahaha!

I think I am going to try this out.

I never cared for Fortnite because it's under Epic. Every since they started sniping games for a year on PC is when they lost all my support. I believe in developers getting more money but not by forcing me to buy at their store.

Everything made in the world, needs a honk button....everything!

@KitsuneNight ...you and your logic! I forgot about my laptop as it is old and I really never use it. Heh

Haha. The PC description says it's playable via local wireless and Nintendo Switch. That means only local PC wireless and the Switch... hmmm. Fair enough. I guess I will start taking my big computer case and monitor over to my friends house to play local wireless. :/

If babies pooped this much and all over the place, I would not have a baby.

I want to marry Zelda, build a house, tend my farm and have lots and lots of kids. Then after about a 1,000 kids, I will teach them how to fight and then I will bring my army of kids to Ganon and make him babysit them all. Ganon will final decide to leave Hyrule forever and now Hyrule will be at peace forever... except now I need a new babysitter...

I think this is only fair because people pay money for this game only to be in debt to it. :/

@Kidfunkadelic83 hah.

After repeated attempts of copyrighted material not being taken down, Nintendo decided to just hire hitmen.

I have to hunt the Pokemon....

When she gets old she can tell her children she had to kill lots of zombies just to go to school. Hehe

I bet he doesn't walk or run in real life too. He just hopes, skips and jumps. Hehe

Yes! It will be the 90's again! Hehe

I preordered this and can't wait to turn into a pokemon.

The sad part is this has been going on for a long time. It's not just the ethnic muslims. China is known for cheap labor. If I remember right, America had Chinese workers working on making railroads in the 19th Century and they were men from China with their families still in China. We passed a law eventually to let their families come over but Chinese weren't allowed to marry white people. Really, when you look at the history of most countries, there's going to be all kinds of evil that happened.

You would dare to make us choose one over the other? How dare you! Every Fire Emblem game is #1! That poll should show 100% for each game. We should have a dedicated tv show about Fire Emblem. We should have schools that teach us about Fire Emblem. There should be Fire Emblem underwear. We need more Fire Emblem in our lives. The world should be named Fire Emblem Earth. And last but not least, only Fire Emblem games should be allowed to come out for gaming platforms. We need more Fire Emblem!

I think this is based on a true story.

Heh it's a bug. When Sega programmed the AI, they wanted the AI to think for itself but for some odd reason the AI wants to show panties to everyone. Must be Japanese AI. Hehe

She was probably crying because the AC booth was so awesome looking while her Discord booth was so ordinary. Hehe

How can you cry about something being so cute? I looked at AC and tried to cry also but it no workie. Maybe if I try forcing myself to cry but I think that I would only cry because of the frustration of trying to cry. :/

I bet it's a game about cleaning out the cat litter box. Oh it's soo fun doing that. Hehe.

Oh, now we have to login every day to give food and water to the people. Just like in real life but if you don't play AC for a while your people on the island will get skinny and then die. It's rather sad really but the developer wanted this to be a real life simulation. You have to comb their hair, brush their teeth and wipe their bottoms. I don't know if I want to play this game anymore.

I like physical copies for most of my games. I love looking at a shelve full of physical copies and laughing out loud in an evil way. Muwahahaha! And then I go do something else.