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Re: Later Daters Brings "Sexy Senior Dating Sim" Gameplay To Switch This April

Xylnox

This game should be rated S for Seniors only. You know when you were a kid and your parents wouldn't let you watch adult stuff... well now that you're an adult you can, and the people rejoiced. But with seniors, it's like adult stuff but the next evolution. Seniors do stuff that make adults cover each others eyes because they aren't ready to see yet. Even I have no idea what Seniors do. :/

Re: Nintendo And Cygames Detect "Improper Use" Of Dragalia Lost, Warn Players Not To Violate User Agreement

Xylnox

Cheating is bad and because you're a guy or girl you'll become a "bad" guy or girl. Bad guys and bad girls are naughty and shall receive 60 spankings, no more and no less, just 60. If that doesn't work then all electronics for your whole family will be taken away and you'll live a life of boredom... because all your friends won't be able to play outside with you because they're playing Fortnite. Your weekends will be scrubbing your clothes clean at your nearest river. You'll have to hunt deer and bison for food and use their fur for warm clothes. When you got to go pooh, you have to make a hole in the ground and drag your butt on the ground to wipe.

Re: Review: Coffee Talk - A Refreshing Brew Indeed

Xylnox

Coffee Talk: (a bunch of girls) So, anyway, like I have a crush on this guy in my college class. No way! Blah blah blah, blah blah blah.

Meanwhile, back at the bat cave. (a bunch of guys) Oh man, you should've seen his face after I smashed it in. Did you make him cry? Blah blah blah, blah blah blah.

Re: Review: Arc of Alchemist - One Of The Worst RPGs To Hit Switch So Far

Xylnox

I am from the future. I've come to let you know that this game is crap, so don't get it. It may look cute but there are some things in this world that are cute but can bite you, really really hard. This is just like when you were little and you took a cookie out of the cookie jar and your mom saw you and beat the sh$t out of you, ya don't do that unless you grab two cookies, one for you and one for your mom. Hehe

Re: Mobile Hit Fire Emblem Heroes Introduces A New Subscription-Based Service

Xylnox

@BakaKnight If I really have to say whether I think Fire Emblem's subscription fee is worth the cost then I would so no. In this example, I do not think so. Mainly, because there are games that drop an expansion or big DLC about lets say every 6-9 months and cost around $20-$30. The Feh Pass would cost you $60-$90 (I just calculated at $10/mon). That is 3x the cost that other companies would charge you (just giving a generic example). That is ridiculous.

Re: Mobile Hit Fire Emblem Heroes Introduces A New Subscription-Based Service

Xylnox

@BakaKnight The reason why I am mixed is because they do have people working on the game, so by doing a subscription service, that would help to offset the cost and/or make more money. The problem is trying to figure out the cost vs content and if it's worth paying for a subscription. I know my example would be when I used to play Star Trek Online and Path of Exile. They're both free to play but make money off of skins, inventory space or whatnot. I actually put in hundreds of dollars every so often between buying stuff for both games. There's also when I used to play Eve Online, I paid a subscription fee but also bought stuff too and their expansions or DLC are free. I think one thing I didn't like was being forced to pay a subscription to play a game. It reminds me that a bill comes every month. Heh. One more example would be paying a sub for Crunchyroll, Funimation or Netflix. I get a lot more content for my money vs the content I would get for this Fire Emblem subscription. I mean how do we balance all the costs between them?

Re: Mobile Hit Fire Emblem Heroes Introduces A New Subscription-Based Service

Xylnox

Nintendo is a huge company and should be giving away more free stuff. I mean, there are games on Steam that I've bought and they make all future DLC content free. And these are companies that are much smaller than a AAA company like Nintendo. Well, just a thought, I guess. I know that not every company is being run the same way but I am like 50/50 on subscriptions on some games. :/

Re: Feature: How Animal Crossing Invaded Social Media

Xylnox

@Fandabidozi Ya, I love all those games. Have you tried out Divinity: Original Sin 1 or 2? Those are really good. Oh and there's also Pillars of Eternity 1 and 2 and also Pathfinder Kingmaker. These last three games I mentioned remind me of Baldur's Gate. I still have to beat them all but I'm real far in most of them. I just have too much of a back log right now. Hehe

Re: Feature: How Animal Crossing Invaded Social Media

Xylnox

@Fandabidozi Nice. Have you ever played Neverwinter Nights 1 or 2? How about Icewind Dale 1 or 2? I would highly recommend those games. They're old graphics but if you can get past that and stick to the stories, they're really good. I think only Neverwinter Nights 1 is on Switch and a dual pack of Planetscape and Icewind Dale 1. You can get the rest on GoG for PC.