If you are a hardcore shooting game fan, three-man "dōjin" developer Astro Port might ring a bell. This small team has a clear love for the genre and have produced several shooters based on classics from the 16-bit generation over the past decade. It was a bit of a surprise to see an “old friend” pop up on both Switch eShop and in limited edition physical form, but as the passage of time been kind to Gigantic Army – a title which originally launched on Steam back in 2014?
Sadly, the answer to that question is no, it has not. This clear homage to Cybernator / Assault Suits Valken (and its Saturn semi-sequel, Assault Suits Leynos 2) plays almost exactly like the source material but lacks the soul of what makes a mecha game great. We take no issue with the solid 2D platforming run ’n’ gun hybrid gameplay, the amount of action on screen or the barrage of impressive screen-filling bosses the six levels throw at you. But it all ends way too quickly, and even on the hardest setting, it will take you less than half an hour to dash and melee attack (which is ridiculously overpowered, by the way) your way from boss fight to boss fight with very little incentive to do so again.
While the bosses are quite impressive, most common enemies suffer from a bland art style that sadly highlights the homegrown nature of the original release. More often than not, there are actually more interesting things happening in the background than in the main playfield – never a good sign. We also have to address a glaring audio mixing issue; when playing in docked mode every explosion in the game is a dangerous game of “did I blow my speakers and subwoofer this time?” We're unsure if this has been done on purpose, but more delicate audio mastering would have been nice.
There are far worse mech-based efforts on the Switch than Gigantic Army, and we can’t deny the endearing, nearly “kusoge” appeal of this title. The potential is certainly here, yet it is never truly fulfilled. There are quite a number of better options out there within the same price range. We can only recommend this half-hour generic mecha blast-fest curio to the most dedicated hardcore fans of the genre. The passage of time has not been kind to Gigantic Army, but we do hope this is won’t be the only Astro Port game to see a Switch re-release.
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Oof, well I won't be picking it up, I still have a ton of other junk to finish before all the new games roll out this year.
I managed to get Cybernator confused with Cybernoid. Christ, I loved Cybernoid!!!
I'm not saying I used this game to properly annoy my delinquent downstairs neighbours, but I am saying if you should ever feel the need to convey to your fellow next door person that you can make their entire life miserable, pick this up, hook the audio to a nice subwoofer and monitors and just blow up anything, even the tiniest of enemies in the game.
@Ooyah My dude, I have some very, very good news for you. Cecconoid was just ported to mobile and I've pestered Thalamus and... yes indeed, a Switch conversion is in the cards!
Not sure what's the deal with the complaint about the length of the game here, Cybernator was also very short as well ending around the quarter hour mark. Also Cybernator a true classic? It's a definitely a cool action 2D mech game but not a true classic, that honor goes to Metal Warriors.
@retro_player_22 Erm... not everyone in the world is a speed-runner (I've checked, the world record stands at 16:48) so most folks will not be completing Cybernator in a quarter of an hour.
Metal Marines is an exceptional take on the genre by LucasArts but no way they would have ever make the game if they had no played Valken before. The true shame is the amount of cuts made to the Western version of the game, because Assault Suits Valken is a true masterpiece of mecha platform run'n'gun with a plot that almost screams Gundam lawsuit. I always saw Metal Marines as a spiritual sequel made in America, but I still prefer and stand by my top choice of the Japanese original.
@Ooyah Yes! Cybernoid is a Hewson classic... you have awesome taste my friend!!
@Shiryu
Oh my days! Looks great! AND... Thalamus are back?!? Hunter's Moon? Now how about Hawkeye, Armalyte, C.R.E.A.T.U.R.E.S, Summer Camp, Retrograde... faints
@Precinct1313
But now do you know what I really want to play?
Exolon.
@Ooyah Exolon is always on my top 5 ZX Spectrum games. Such a classic. It the 10.000 upload on my YT channel.
@retro_player_22 Each to their own, but Metal Warriors isn't half the game Valken / Cybernator is, IMO.
I don't care a game like that being too short. To me the main problem is that it doesn't copy Cybernator enough. The levels are too large, too empty, there isn't enough different patterns of enemies to face, there is no alternate game design like flying levels. It's nowhere close to the quality and ambition of Cynernator and feels like a minor game compared to it. If you like the genre there is also Ranger X on the Megadrive which is great once you get used to the gameplay and learn how to use the different weapons it isn't as hard as it looks at first.
Thanks for this mini review, appreciate the coverage of a lesser known game.
@Ooyah Now you mention it... so do I!!
What?! A 5/10?! The name of this game strikes fear into everybodies heart. I mean this is a horror game actually. I saw the the trailer for it and screamed very loudly. This should be like a 6/10 for it's undercover horror.
@Damo They cannot even be compared in my opinion. But Metal warriors intro sequence is literally amazing.
just got this game in the mail. yep it sux I will be selling on Ebay now
Cybernator kind of sucked, too.
Honestly this game looks like crap but being a Valken fan all around, I'll give it a shot when the price is right.
This definitely 8 out 10 game in my opinion.
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