@Tott you don't have to apologize for not having a wii u. No one did. I honestly think most people who say they did are lying about it.
There was no rerelease of wind waker. Wii u does not count. Didn't happen.
I just threw a chicken wing bone into the trash can. That counts as a WW rerelease just as much as the wii u version does. Which means it doesn't count.
@Masticore the wii u releases don't count. The wii u doesn't count. No one had a wii u. It was a complete failure. It was a stupid controller peripheral for the wii and no one cared about it
Anything that they did on the wii u doesn't count. "Released on wii u" is literally the same thing as "not released".
Nintendo gave us wind waker on wii u because the wii u was a complete and total failure. So they gave us ww. They had no choice to give us what we wanted.
Nintendo knows what we want. And instead of giving to us, they use it as a weapon.
No one gives a f about skyward sword. That game sucks and nintendo knows it. No one wanted it, and nintendo knows it.
They gave us SS because they could get away with it. The switch is massively successful so they can release games that no one wants.
If the switch was failing, we would definitely have wind waker.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Phil can kick rocks. I will continue my policy of not purchasing any ms products, which i have been doing since the xbone was announced
At least we're saying out loud that 99 is NOT a revival. Because it isn't actually a game. Always online, no ownership, manufactured FOMO, this is not a game worth paying attention to.
it's weird how SOR4 set the new standard for this genre and it seems like basically no devs are even trying to meet it? This looks terrible. Double dragon looks terrible. TMNT wasn't this bad, but just nowhere even close to SOR4.
Last time i tried to play this, i made to mexico before i gave up due to boredom.
Everyone's talking about the technical stuff, meanwhile, i'm over here like "this game boring as hell, the controls are terrible, the characters never shut up, endless forced slow walk/talk sections, the controls are terrible, etc"
yeah, i tried to like the toaplan games. i tried. i bought fire shark and tiger heli.
nope. i don't like toaplan games. they suck. i hate the checkpoints. i hate the hitboxes. i hate the checkpoints. i hate the powering down. i hate the checkpoints. i hate the checkpoints.
i hate the checkpoints. i do not understand why any shmup devs ever thought checkpoints were a good idea. they completely destroy the flow of a game.
i don't know anything about pokemon so all of this is very confusing to me
why are competitive players not using equal level characters? all of them should be on the same playing field in any given event. shouldn't this be about player skill and not about who grinded the most levels? a competitive event should not have people using different leveled characters in any game, they should be on a level playing field.
just let them use max level characters for competitive events. just have a roster of balanced characters that competitors can choose from. i can't think of any reason not to do this.
the player's performance in an event should determine their success. not how leveled up their toon is? how much they grinded before the event? that's a really bizarre way to structure a competitive event
why are they even using "their own" pokemon? just assign them standardized, balanced pokemon for competitive events.
@RetroGames my man, if you are scared that your masculinity is under attack from a movie about Barbie, then i would suspect that you do not actually have any masculinity in the first place. Grow a spine.
just watched a gameplay video and first impression is that the player character is TINY. like, potentially hard to keep track of on the screen. why on earth is the player character so small?
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Re: Review: Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition - Makes The Jump To Switch Almost Entirely Intact
Oh look a ps4 game running really well on switch, oh wow
Hey konami, this a ps4 game. We see you with your ps1 ***** next week, we see you
Re: Random: Nintendo Shows Off Mario Riding The Inchworm Pipe
Inchworm is a totally normal word for a caterpillar. What a weirdo article.
Re: Alan Wake And Michael Myers Join Fortnite For Its Annual Halloween Event
That's not alan wake lol. That's john wick.
Re: Feature: What Video Game Consultants Actually Do, And Why ‘Kit & Krysta’ Are Doing It
I dunno who kit and krysta are, but based on this article, they are just as likely to be AI robots as they are to being humans
Re: Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 1 Resolution & Frame Rate Chart Released
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Re: Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 1 Resolution & Frame Rate Chart Released
@DonierGunad try before you buy. Gamecube emulation is awesome now and you can try the game for free.
Or just play the whole game for free. If you do buy it, the money's just going to some scalper, not the devs. Playing for free doesn't hurt anyone.
Re: Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 1 Resolution & Frame Rate Chart Released
Also, TWIN SNAKES IS AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD PLAY IT. IT'S AWESOOOOOME. IT'S GREAT.
All of the criticism that it was too over the top is hilarious. Like, have you even played a MGS game before lololololol
Re: Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 1 Resolution & Frame Rate Chart Released
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Re: Mailbox: Missing Zelda Ports, Nerd Rage, 16-Bit Blowback - Nintendo Life Letters
@Tott you don't have to apologize for not having a wii u. No one did. I honestly think most people who say they did are lying about it.
There was no rerelease of wind waker. Wii u does not count. Didn't happen.
I just threw a chicken wing bone into the trash can. That counts as a WW rerelease just as much as the wii u version does. Which means it doesn't count.
Re: Mailbox: Missing Zelda Ports, Nerd Rage, 16-Bit Blowback - Nintendo Life Letters
@Masticore the wii u releases don't count. The wii u doesn't count. No one had a wii u. It was a complete failure. It was a stupid controller peripheral for the wii and no one cared about it
Anything that they did on the wii u doesn't count. "Released on wii u" is literally the same thing as "not released".
Re: Mailbox: Missing Zelda Ports, Nerd Rage, 16-Bit Blowback - Nintendo Life Letters
@StuTwo "The game dies on Wii U. It was always time limited. Sorry."
Never forget - emulation is morally correct.
Also never forget - if a game is not available for purchase, it cannot be pirated. That is not piracy. That's just a free game.
Re: Mailbox: Missing Zelda Ports, Nerd Rage, 16-Bit Blowback - Nintendo Life Letters
Nintendo gave us wind waker on wii u because the wii u was a complete and total failure. So they gave us ww. They had no choice to give us what we wanted.
Nintendo knows what we want. And instead of giving to us, they use it as a weapon.
No one gives a f about skyward sword. That game sucks and nintendo knows it. No one wanted it, and nintendo knows it.
They gave us SS because they could get away with it. The switch is massively successful so they can release games that no one wants.
If the switch was failing, we would definitely have wind waker.
THANK GOD FOR EMULATION HOLY MOLY
Re: PSA: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom News Channel Giving Out Free In-Game Items
Do we really need an article everytime this happens?
Re: Soapbox: FOMO Nearly Ruined Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom For Me
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Re: Here's The First Trailer For Takaya Imamura's Manga-To-Video Game Adaptation
Not all pixel art is good pixel art.
Holy moly that's some BAD pixel art in those images. Yeesh.
Re: Evil Dead: The Game Has Been Cancelled For Nintendo Switch
That's fine, it was just an online only thing, not a real game. Won't be missed.
Re: Internal Xbox Email Details Desire To Acquire Nintendo
Holy moly
I was thinking of getting a series s this holiday
Nope. Nope. Nope. Phil can kick rocks. I will continue my policy of not purchasing any ms products, which i have been doing since the xbone was announced
Re: Random: Xbox Marketing Wanted To "Avoid Calling Switch A Console"
It's funny to hear an xbox guy talking about something else being not a console when you consider that xbox hasn't released a console since the 360
Re: Takaya Imamura Expresses His Love For F-Zero 99, Awaits 'Revival Of The IP'
At least we're saying out loud that 99 is NOT a revival. Because it isn't actually a game. Always online, no ownership, manufactured FOMO, this is not a game worth paying attention to.
Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of The Nintendo Direct, Then?
Awful.
Windwaker? Hello? Nintendo?
Hollow knight?
MGS?
Borderlands 3?
Wind waker?
Batman?
Hello? Anyone there???
Re: G.I. Joe Gets The Streets Of Rage Treatment In Brand New Arcade-Style Brawler
it's weird how SOR4 set the new standard for this genre and it seems like basically no devs are even trying to meet it? This looks terrible. Double dragon looks terrible. TMNT wasn't this bad, but just nowhere even close to SOR4.
Re: Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun Scores A Physical Switch Release
@LikelySatan in that case, i'm calling you a liar. you slowed down the video.
that's not a frame rate drop. you just slowed down the playback. that's why the animations are slowed down and that's why the sfx drop in pitch.
Re: Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun Scores A Physical Switch Release
@LikelySatan did the drop in framerate cause the animations to slow down and the sound effects to drop in pitch?
cuz i dunno, looks like ya just slowed down the video
unless shooting a chandelier causes the entire game, including sfx and animation, to slow down
Re: Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition Announced For Switch
I played BL2 again this year and man....
"Kill this enemy 45 times until you get a random drop" is just not something i'm interested in anymore.
Re: Where To Pre-Order Nintendo Switch OLED Model - Mario Red Edition
That's just a red switch, man
Re: Beyond Good And Evil 20th Anniversary Edition Has Been Rated For Switch
This gonna be one of those games where everybody buys it because they've been hearing about for 20 years
And then once everyone actually gets to play it, they're gonna realize that it's super overrated and then we can finally stop hearing about it
Re: Hands On: Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol. 1 Could Be So Much More, But Isn't
Oh look, it's my daily reminder that emulation is legal and morally correct
Re: Tales Of Symphonia Remastered Is Getting Another Update, Here Are The Patch Notes
Did they fix the issue where it's not 60 fps like it was on gamecube
Re: Poll: Bomb Rush Cyberfunk Is Out On Switch Today, Will You Be Getting It?
@MSaturn one of the devs commented on resetera that they sent review codes to smaller youtubers and that big outlets should....buy a copy.
Bold strategy, cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
Re: Castle Crashers Remastered Is Finally Getting A Physical Release On Switch
I'm gonna buy dis
Re: Video: Red Dead Redemption Runs Pretty Darn Well On Switch
@Dm9982 i mean, at least GTA4 had machine guns and a rocket launcher to look forward to. RDR has nothing. Just walking and talking.
Re: Video: Red Dead Redemption Runs Pretty Darn Well On Switch
Last time i tried to play this, i made to mexico before i gave up due to boredom.
Everyone's talking about the technical stuff, meanwhile, i'm over here like "this game boring as hell, the controls are terrible, the characters never shut up, endless forced slow walk/talk sections, the controls are terrible, etc"
Re: NASCAR Arcade Rush Is Starting Its Engine On Switch Next Month
there's no way that nascar still exists. this gotta be a joke.
Re: Genshin Impact Zelda "Clone" Accusations Had Dev Team In Tears
It's a gacha game that stole botw's art style. They saw an art style that people liked, blatantly stole it, and made a F2P gacha money machine.
This is not complicated. They shouldn't be expecting anyone to respect them or take them seriously.
Re: UK Charts: PS5 Bundles Help Keep Lego Star Wars At The Top Of The Pile
How is saints row still in the top 20 lol
Bruh srsly how is saints row above diablo 4
Re: Castle Of Shikigami 2 Is Getting A Lovely Dreamcast-Inspired Physical Edition
Physical is currently available on japanese storefronts. No reason to wait for this crap.
Re: Review: Toaplan Arcade Garage: Zero Fire - M2 Tackles Gaming's Greatest Meme In A Fine, If Stingy, Collection
yeah, i tried to like the toaplan games. i tried. i bought fire shark and tiger heli.
nope. i don't like toaplan games. they suck. i hate the checkpoints. i hate the hitboxes. i hate the checkpoints. i hate the powering down. i hate the checkpoints. i hate the checkpoints.
i hate the checkpoints. i do not understand why any shmup devs ever thought checkpoints were a good idea. they completely destroy the flow of a game.
Re: Pokémon World Championships Disqualifies Scarlet And Violet Pros Using Hacked Monsters
i don't know anything about pokemon so all of this is very confusing to me
why are competitive players not using equal level characters? all of them should be on the same playing field in any given event. shouldn't this be about player skill and not about who grinded the most levels? a competitive event should not have people using different leveled characters in any game, they should be on a level playing field.
just let them use max level characters for competitive events. just have a roster of balanced characters that competitors can choose from. i can't think of any reason not to do this.
the player's performance in an event should determine their success. not how leveled up their toon is? how much they grinded before the event? that's a really bizarre way to structure a competitive event
why are they even using "their own" pokemon? just assign them standardized, balanced pokemon for competitive events.
Re: Review: Adore - Thrilling Monster-Catching Combat, But Switch Performance Falters
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Re: Report: Ex-NFL Player Blake Martinez Banned From Reselling Pokémon Cards On Whatnot
pokemon cards are just intro to gambling for children. always have been, always will be.
the thing where you buy a pack of cards without knowing what's in it - yeah, if you do that, you deserve to lose your money.
and it should be illegal to sell these things to kids. it's gambling. it's grooming children into gamblers.
Re: The Super Mario Bros. Movie Pulled In Over 168 Million Viewers At The Box Office, Says Nintendo
@RetroGames my man, if you are scared that your masculinity is under attack from a movie about Barbie, then i would suspect that you do not actually have any masculinity in the first place. Grow a spine.
Re: The Super Mario Bros. Movie Pulled In Over 168 Million Viewers At The Box Office, Says Nintendo
This should be on switch. Why is this mot on switch?
There's no way i'm ever going to a movie theatre or paying money for tv/movies again, but i would def rent this on switch for like 2 bucks
Re: Bomb Rush Cyberfunk "Official Special Trailer" Unveiled Ahead Of Launch
Looks good gonna get it
Re: Castlevania Advance Collection Scores A Physical Switch Release, Pre-Orders Live
So, Batsugun was on the american eshop for a minute. Then it disappeared, and now you can only get it on japan eshop.
Why? Because they made a deal with Limited Run for exclusive whatever BS.
Literally RESTRICTING ACCESS TO GAMES. REMOVING GAMES FROM THE ESHOP.
LRG needs to die. This company needs to die.
Re: Poll: Disney Illusion Island Is Out On Switch Today, Will You Be Getting It?
just watched a gameplay video and first impression is that the player character is TINY. like, potentially hard to keep track of on the screen. why on earth is the player character so small?
Re: We're Itching For These Tasty Resident Evil Switch eShop Discounts
I would pick up a cloud title at like 10 bucks or less. 30 dollars for a cloud game is totally insane
Re: Poll: Final Fantasy IV - Do You Prefer The Original Or The DS Remake?
How do i vote for original but absolutely not including the pixel remaster with the butt rock
The original is the best and the pixel remaster is the worst. Why are they the same choice lol
Re: Feature: Our 17 Favourite Dogs In Games - Canine Companions & Memorable Mutts
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