(Verse)
I went to Pokeverse, to have a little fun,
But it turned into a nightmare, a battle not yet won.
With barren halls and ravioli jars, it wasn't worth the wait,
Oh, what a mess, it's truly a bizarre fate!
(Chorus)
Pokeverse! Gotta miss 'em all! This event's a shame,
Empty floors, and wasted halls, who is there to blame?
Pokeverse! Oh, the dismay, what a display!
Event planners, learn from this, so we won't be dismayed!
(Verse)
Camera crews were stalking, kids left on their own,
Make-A-Wish forgotten, as chaos was shown.
Willy Wonka's empty fun, this event's a clone,
Next time, get it right, so no one feels alone!
(Chorus)
Pokeverse! Gotta miss 'em all! This event's a shame,
Empty floors, and wasted halls, who is there to blame?
Pokeverse! Oh, the dismay, what a display!
Event planners, learn from this, so we won't be dismayed!
Can anyone explain to me the special relationship Keighley has for Kojima? It's one thing to show great respect for an incredible game designer, but Geoff seems to always take it to a new level and this supposed no-cost trailer access is another indication of that.
This is a clue as to when Nintendo announces the Switch 2. Nintendo would likely not reveal Switch 2 until after the tour and probably in October. Switch was revealed in October 2016 and released in March 2017.
@DarkTron You might be worrying yourself too much over this. Unless I'm blind, what incentive is there for NintendoLife to share particular channel videos (Kit and Krista for example)?
Those 3 are very obscure. Other Sunsoft hits to consider... Blaster Master Batman: The Video Game Journey to Silius Batman: Return of the Joker Gremlins 2: The New Batch Fester's Quest
Great list. This list must include Ember Knights though. Truly an underrated, overlooked gem. It's on par with Hades gameplay wise. If you enjoyed Vampire Survivors and Hades, you will love Ember Knights. Awesome with friends.
Michael Pachter, Wedbush Securities (January 23, 2017): "Without something more substantial than five launch titles and somewhat interesting controller, this console won’t succeed"
Tom Orry, What Culture: "Players will want Call of Duty, Mass Effect, FIFA, Far Cry, Assassin’s Creed, Resident Evil and all the other big titles... the Switch looks set to follow the same disappointing path set by the Wii U. A path that will ultimately lead to failure"
Ben Cousins: "Who else is excited about developing for a low resolution Tegra tablet with stick on controls and physical media? Hell yeah!"
Chris Morris, CNBC: "You’d best hope that spouse/parent/roommate isn’t settling in for a binge-watching session, because the battery life on Switch leaves a lot to be desired"
@mariomaster96 "Duke Nukem Forever" holds the Guinness World Record for the longest development period for a video game, which was 14 years and 44 days from its official announcement on 28 April 1997 to its release on 10 June 2011. Thank you ChatGPT.
@tapdancingtommy 2023 is one of the greatest years of gaming of all time: Baldur's Gate Tears of the Kingdom The Witcher 3 Metroid Prime Remaster RE 4 remake Mario Wonder Street Fighter 6 Alan Wake 2 Spiderman 2 Sea of Stars Pikmin 4 Diablo IV Dave the Diver Octopath 2
@RubyCarbuncle I'm curious what you and the other commenter mean by "grindy". Do you mean takes too long to complete? Do you mean it takes a lot of time to get certain items?
@ModdedInkling My brother and I played through both games and really enjoyed them, however I don't think the games are underrated — I think the genre is very niche and that translates into poor sales. XCOM Enemy Unknown for example won several GOTY awards, but never reached 1 million sales.
@Unit_DTH That makes sense. Using the Nintendo Web Framework allowed the game to work across Nintendo platforms. It is also theoretically possible (albeit less likely) the code could have been used for an app for a smart device too though.
@EL_DANIMAL Same. It would have been perfect for all those extra dark areas. I'm guessing they tried putting it in, but failed. I wish someone with knowledge could explain this big omission. How could the GameCube version have it, but not the Switch??
It should be noted that the GCN controllers' analog triggers don't work in the remaster like they did in the original. In the original, a slight depress of the L button locks Samus' aim and allows her to strafe and pressing it all the way in locked-in on an enemy. I haven't tested it myself, but now apparently it simultaneously locks in on an enemy and strafes with any input on the L button. I don't believe this can be fixed with a patch since this is a hardware issue, but I'm not certain. Anyone know for sure?
A good musical score is a core tenant of the Metroid franchise. We got it with Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Prime — 3 of the best Metroids in the franchise. Return to the roots of delivering a score that helps engross us further into the sci-fi world. Please don't overlook the music Retro.
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Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Confirmed For Switch, Launching 2025
Arguably the greatest Nintendo Direct in Nintendo history. Well done.
Re: Random: "Barren" Pokémon Expo Is The Game Industry's 'Willy Wonka Experience'
@Uncle_Franklin
Pokemon song version (thank you ChatGPT):
(Verse)
I went to Pokeverse, to have a little fun,
But it turned into a nightmare, a battle not yet won.
With barren halls and ravioli jars, it wasn't worth the wait,
Oh, what a mess, it's truly a bizarre fate!
(Chorus)
Pokeverse! Gotta miss 'em all! This event's a shame,
Empty floors, and wasted halls, who is there to blame?
Pokeverse! Oh, the dismay, what a display!
Event planners, learn from this, so we won't be dismayed!
(Verse)
Camera crews were stalking, kids left on their own,
Make-A-Wish forgotten, as chaos was shown.
Willy Wonka's empty fun, this event's a clone,
Next time, get it right, so no one feels alone!
(Chorus)
Pokeverse! Gotta miss 'em all! This event's a shame,
Empty floors, and wasted halls, who is there to blame?
Pokeverse! Oh, the dismay, what a display!
Event planners, learn from this, so we won't be dismayed!
Re: Random: Here's How Much It Costs To Showcase A Trailer At Summer Game Fest
Can anyone explain to me the special relationship Keighley has for Kojima? It's one thing to show great respect for an incredible game designer, but Geoff seems to always take it to a new level and this supposed no-cost trailer access is another indication of that.
Re: The Switch Is On The Road Again With The 'Play Nintendo Tour' (US)
This is a clue as to when Nintendo announces the Switch 2. Nintendo would likely not reveal Switch 2 until after the tour and probably in October. Switch was revealed in October 2016 and released in March 2017.
Re: Poll: Is $60 Too Much For Nintendo's Switch Re-Releases?
Good question.
$60 too high.
Ironically, I probably would have paid more for Prime Remaster though.
Re: Feature: Death By A Thousand Karts - Can We Race ALL 96 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Tracks In A Single Session?
Fun article. Might have to give it a whirl one day.
Re: 2004 Satoru Iwata Interview Has Been Remastered And Presented In Full
What will Switch 2 hardware do that will surprise fans? Maybe this time the surprise is more about the chip inside.
Re: Random: Danny DeVito Open To Voicing Wario In Mario Movie Sequel
Can he replace Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong instead? 😎
Re: Best Nintendo Switch Roguelikes, Roguelites And Run-Based Games
Great list. Didn't know the majority of these. Where is Ember Knights though!?
Re: Rumour: Switch Successor's Codename May Have Been Uncovered
NSS (aka Nintendo Super Switch™)
Re: Nintendo's Profit During The Switch Generation Is Absolutely Wild
New president Shuntaro Furukawa is pressing all the right buttons. Hardware, software, theme parks, movies. Nintendo stock is looking good right now.
Re: Soapbox: During A Mental Health Crisis, It Wasn't Cosy Games That Helped
Nice article. So great that games can help people heal. It was Puzzle Quest and Tetris that helped me in the past.
Re: Random: Here's What's Inside A Switch Cart
@DarkTron You might be worrying yourself too much over this. Unless I'm blind, what incentive is there for NintendoLife to share particular channel videos (Kit and Krista for example)?
Re: New Contra: Operation Galuga Update Is Heading For Switch, Here Are The Patch Notes
@tanasten Agree. The demo turned me off because of the input lag and poor performance. This is Contra and it deserves better from Konami.
Re: Most Stressful Nintendo Switch Games
Good list. Hades comes to mind!
Re: Random: Latest Fan-Made 'Banjo-Threeie' Trailer Very Nearly Had Us Going
3D platformers seem to be a dying breed unfortunately.
Re: Sunsoft Announces 'Retro Game Selection' For Switch, English Release Planned
Those 3 are very obscure. Other Sunsoft hits to consider...
Blaster Master
Batman: The Video Game
Journey to Silius
Batman: Return of the Joker
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Fester's Quest
Re: Best Nintendo Switch Couch Co-op Games
Great list. This list must include Ember Knights though. Truly an underrated, overlooked gem. It's on par with Hades gameplay wise. If you enjoyed Vampire Survivors and Hades, you will love Ember Knights. Awesome with friends.
Re: Video: Digital Foundry Talks 8-Inch 'Switch 2' Screen, Joy-Con Compatibility
The joycons seemed to always feel small anyway. Larger joycons and more comfortable grip design sounds appealing to me.
Re: Random: Watch Switch's Best-Selling Games Compete In This Neat Timeline Race
@IceEarthGuard All good.
Re: Random: Watch Switch's Best-Selling Games Compete In This Neat Timeline Race
@IceEarthGuard No original IPs was my point.
Re: Random: Watch Switch's Best-Selling Games Compete In This Neat Timeline Race
All sequels. Not that that's a bad thing.
Re: Nintendo Reconfirms Release Windows For Major Upcoming Switch Games
@panthro Super Switch®
Re: Analysts Doubt 'Switch 2' Will Be Able To Top Switch's Mighty Sales Numbers
"Analysts" were wrong in the past:
Michael Pachter, Wedbush Securities (January 23, 2017): "Without something more substantial than five launch titles and somewhat interesting controller, this console won’t succeed"
Tom Orry, What Culture: "Players will want Call of Duty, Mass Effect, FIFA, Far Cry, Assassin’s Creed, Resident Evil and all the other big titles... the Switch looks set to follow the same disappointing path set by the Wii U. A path that will ultimately lead to failure"
Ben Cousins: "Who else is excited about developing for a low resolution Tegra tablet with stick on controls and physical media? Hell yeah!"
Chris Morris, CNBC: "You’d best hope that spouse/parent/roommate isn’t settling in for a binge-watching session, because the battery life on Switch leaves a lot to be desired"
Re: Random: It's Been 5 Years Since Metroid Prime 4 Was Rebooted
Super Metroid Prime launching on the Super Switch on November 19, 2024.
Has a nice ring to it.
Re: Nintendo Reportedly Seeking More Studios To Work On Its IP
Imagine if Nintendo asked Super Giant Games (Hades) to make a rogue-like Metroid game. 🤯
Re: Nintendo Shares 'Most Played' Switch Games In 2023 (Europe)
Switch is truly the best gaming device Nintendo has created.
Re: Site News: Nintendo Life Turns 18 Today
Life-long 40 year-old Nintendo fan here from the US. Thank you all for all your work. This is my go-to Nintendo site. Happy birthday.
Re: Nintendo Reconfirms Release Windows For Major Upcoming Switch Games
@mariomaster96 "Duke Nukem Forever" holds the Guinness World Record for the longest development period for a video game, which was 14 years and 44 days from its official announcement on 28 April 1997 to its release on 10 June 2011. Thank you ChatGPT.
Re: Review: Dave The Diver - One Of The Best Games In A Year Of Greats
@tapdancingtommy
2023 is one of the greatest years of gaming of all time:
Baldur's Gate
Tears of the Kingdom
The Witcher 3
Metroid Prime Remaster
RE 4 remake
Mario Wonder
Street Fighter 6
Alan Wake 2
Spiderman 2
Sea of Stars
Pikmin 4
Diablo IV
Dave the Diver
Octopath 2
I know I'm forgetting more.
Re: Exclusive: A Boy And His Blob: Retro Collection Bounces Onto Switch Soon
Wonder why virtual console doesn't have many games? Because publishers know they make more money releasing their games themselves like this.
Re: Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games And Accessories For October And November 2023
Don't forget about Mario Kart DLC in December.
Re: Rumour: 'Switch 2' Gamescom Demo Supposedly Had Zelda: BOTW Running At 4K 60FPS
@KBuckley27 Is there a difference? To my knowledge, you can't tell the difference, so it doesn't matter. Play smarter, not harder.
Re: Nintendo Reportedly Showed 'Switch 2' Demos To Developers At Gamescom
NVIDIA is ahead of the times. Great partnership. Imagine the ability to replay many of your Switch library games in 4k, 60fps because of DLSS.
Re: Reminder: Rayman Returns In Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope Final DLC
If I'm not mistaken, Rayman can't be played alongside any of the Mario universe characters, just the Rabbid characters. Wise decision by Nintendo.
Re: Charles Martinet Will No Longer Be The Voice Of Mario
Nice PR move by Nintendo. Good job.
Re: Nintendo Download: 10th August (North America)
Interesting to see Nlife audience bucking the trend. Good for you.
Re: Poll: How Many Of You Have Actually Visited 'Minus World' In Super Mario Bros.?
Remember when secrets like this were shared on the playground before the internet?
Re: Japan's Switch Sales In June Were Reportedly A Record High For The Console
Thank you Auonuma for single handedly pushing the Switch's successor to 2031.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Update Now Live (Version 1.2.0), Here Are The Full Patch Notes
@RubyCarbuncle I'm curious what you and the other commenter mean by "grindy". Do you mean takes too long to complete? Do you mean it takes a lot of time to get certain items?
Re: Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope "Should Have Waited" For Switch Successor, Says Ubisoft CEO
@ModdedInkling My brother and I played through both games and really enjoyed them, however I don't think the games are underrated — I think the genre is very niche and that translates into poor sales. XCOM Enemy Unknown for example won several GOTY awards, but never reached 1 million sales.
Re: Exclusive: Metroid's Kraid Theme Gets Chill Jazz Cover On Upcoming 'Game Music Lullabies' Album
@Not_Soos oh dear.
Re: Random: Forget The Wii U, This Coder Got Mario Vs. Donkey Kong Running In A Web Browser
@Unit_DTH That makes sense. Using the Nintendo Web Framework allowed the game to work across Nintendo platforms. It is also theoretically possible (albeit less likely) the code could have been used for an app for a smart device too though.
Re: Random: Forget The Wii U, This Coder Got Mario Vs. Donkey Kong Running In A Web Browser
I wonder if this game was originally designed for smartphones. With the WiiU library so scarce as it was, maybe Nintendo later reconsidered.
Re: Aliens: Fireteam Elite Is Coming To Switch, But It's A Cloud Version
@Magician This one's a good one with friends/family. Worth trying. Also, I wonder if you played the SNES version. That was great too.
Re: Video: Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of Metroid Prime Remastered
@EL_DANIMAL Same. It would have been perfect for all those extra dark areas. I'm guessing they tried putting it in, but failed. I wish someone with knowledge could explain this big omission. How could the GameCube version have it, but not the Switch??
Re: How To Make Metroid Prime Remastered Work With A GameCube Controller
It should be noted that the GCN controllers' analog triggers don't work in the remaster like they did in the original. In the original, a slight depress of the L button locks Samus' aim and allows her to strafe and pressing it all the way in locked-in on an enemy. I haven't tested it myself, but now apparently it simultaneously locks in on an enemy and strafes with any input on the L button. I don't believe this can be fixed with a patch since this is a hardware issue, but I'm not certain. Anyone know for sure?
Re: Feature: The Real Songs That Inspired Iconic Nintendo Music
Fun article, thanks.
Re: Feature: 6 Things We'd Love To See In Metroid Prime 4
@larryisaman Yes, my biggest gripe with Dread and Other M were very unforgettable, stock-like soundtracks.
Re: Feature: 6 Things We'd Love To See In Metroid Prime 4
A good musical score is a core tenant of the Metroid franchise. We got it with Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Prime — 3 of the best Metroids in the franchise. Return to the roots of delivering a score that helps engross us further into the sci-fi world. Please don't overlook the music Retro.