MarioLinkSamus

MarioLinkSamus

Just your average 40 yr old fanboy

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Re: Random: "Barren" Pokémon Expo Is The Game Industry's 'Willy Wonka Experience'

MarioLinkSamus

@Uncle_Franklin

Pokemon song version (thank you ChatGPT):

(Verse)
I went to Pokeverse, to have a little fun,
But it turned into a nightmare, a battle not yet won.
With barren halls and ravioli jars, it wasn't worth the wait,
Oh, what a mess, it's truly a bizarre fate!

(Chorus)
Pokeverse! Gotta miss 'em all! This event's a shame,
Empty floors, and wasted halls, who is there to blame?
Pokeverse! Oh, the dismay, what a display!
Event planners, learn from this, so we won't be dismayed!

(Verse)
Camera crews were stalking, kids left on their own,
Make-A-Wish forgotten, as chaos was shown.
Willy Wonka's empty fun, this event's a clone,
Next time, get it right, so no one feels alone!

(Chorus)
Pokeverse! Gotta miss 'em all! This event's a shame,
Empty floors, and wasted halls, who is there to blame?
Pokeverse! Oh, the dismay, what a display!
Event planners, learn from this, so we won't be dismayed!

Re: Best Nintendo Switch Couch Co-op Games

MarioLinkSamus

Great list. This list must include Ember Knights though. Truly an underrated, overlooked gem. It's on par with Hades gameplay wise. If you enjoyed Vampire Survivors and Hades, you will love Ember Knights. Awesome with friends.

Re: Analysts Doubt 'Switch 2' Will Be Able To Top Switch's Mighty Sales Numbers

MarioLinkSamus

"Analysts" were wrong in the past:

Michael Pachter, Wedbush Securities (January 23, 2017): "Without something more substantial than five launch titles and somewhat interesting controller, this console won’t succeed"

Tom Orry, What Culture: "Players will want Call of Duty, Mass Effect, FIFA, Far Cry, Assassin’s Creed, Resident Evil and all the other big titles... the Switch looks set to follow the same disappointing path set by the Wii U. A path that will ultimately lead to failure"​

Ben Cousins: "Who else is excited about developing for a low resolution Tegra tablet with stick on controls and physical media? Hell yeah!"

Chris Morris, CNBC: "You’d best hope that spouse/parent/roommate isn’t settling in for a binge-watching session, because the battery life on Switch leaves a lot to be desired"

Re: How To Make Metroid Prime Remastered Work With A GameCube Controller

MarioLinkSamus

It should be noted that the GCN controllers' analog triggers don't work in the remaster like they did in the original. In the original, a slight depress of the L button locks Samus' aim and allows her to strafe and pressing it all the way in locked-in on an enemy. I haven't tested it myself, but now apparently it simultaneously locks in on an enemy and strafes with any input on the L button. I don't believe this can be fixed with a patch since this is a hardware issue, but I'm not certain. Anyone know for sure?

Re: Feature: 6 Things We'd Love To See In Metroid Prime 4

MarioLinkSamus

A good musical score is a core tenant of the Metroid franchise. We got it with Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Prime — 3 of the best Metroids in the franchise. Return to the roots of delivering a score that helps engross us further into the sci-fi world. Please don't overlook the music Retro.